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atonyms

thestylesgifs

Harry Styles for Rolling Stone Magazine

valtsv

my cat, passed out in a patch of sunlight: ooooooooh i’m a warm little bitch!

dankmemeuniversity

everybidenjusthavegoodtime

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

gfriend

new year same flesh prison

thepeacockangel

An old fashioned doctor’s leech jar

jonpertwee

Bringing this out in the middle of my dinner party while the guests bang their fists on the table.

What she texts: I'm finw

What she means: I'm fine

animalwoonz

Instagram: @animalwoonz

milfrights

ok even if some teenage girls “look like adults”, there are still obvious differences in mannerisms, voice, maturity, etc. like, after one (1) conversation you can definitely tell whether someone is an adult or not. stop making excuses for pedophiles.

make--it--gayer

feministism

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

Apple: Literally design their phones to become an expensive toxic brick within a few years

Gas Companies: Actively work to prevent anything being done to develop, promote or in any way make green energy sources widely known of available or affordable to anyone because slowly murdering the planet makes them millions of dollars

Big Companies: Literally dump toxic crap where it will cause serious harm to the earth and the species on it

Governments: Clearly what we need to do to save the earth is make people pay money to use carrier bags so they can actually carry their shopping home

AND BAN DRINKING STRAWS

kindofsharethat

you don’t know chaos until you’ve seen a 1d interview. you always have at least two vastly different conversations going on at once, often not even relating to the question, ranging anywhere from wild boars to which dips are best on crackers. lots of talking over one another. frazzled interviewers who have essentially been thrust into a classroom with kids they’re not equipped to handle; one of them is eating glue and dissociating, another is calling them a peanut head. very insightful comments that are often overlooked. harry and louis always communicating using just their eyes. niall shredding his nails while liam lies for 10 minutes straight. zayn wondering why the greek gods thought it would be a fun prank to send him to earth.