Mitsuru Iwasaki

Silly goofy Pjsk oc

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

“Please don’t take off my mask, my disguise…”

Hello!! I’m Mitsuru Iwasaki, a first year at Kamiyama High! I really love Pokémon, so if anyone wants to share facts, I will be extremely happy to talk!

@enanannnnn returns teehee

Mitsuru is in a silly little collab unit with some other silly fellas

I’m lowkey making things up as I type this lmao

Information:

Name: Mitsuru Iwasaki

Gender: Nonbinary(?)

Pronouns: She/they

School year + age: 1st year, 15

Height: 5’3

Hobbies: ???

Specialty: Knowing random Pokémon facts

Likes: ???

Dislikes: ???

Nationality: Japanese

Favorite food: Anything strawberry

Least favorite food: Sour things

Voice claim: Castorice - Honkai: Star Rail

[kamishiro-sora]

wait so what is this about cubes??? i keep seeing people posting about cubes outside but there's nothing??? are you guys going insane or something what-

mass hysteria????? did psychedelics get put in the city water supply??????

anyways i think you all are very silly :3c silly gooses

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

No, it’s definitely real.

I bit one. It tasted like licorice

[kamishiro-sora]

amazing... these mass hallucinations even have hallucinatory taste...

fufu... this requires further research. can i borrow you for a bit? pick your brain apart? i'm curious to know what's going on in your mind :3c

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

…What.

[kamishiro-sora]

what? i just wanna sit down and talk to you! i need to know every thought going through your head right now!

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Oh.. I thought you were talking about opening my brain or something like that. I’ll talk with you yeah.

[kamishiro-sora]

wait so what is this about cubes??? i keep seeing people posting about cubes outside but there's nothing??? are you guys going insane or something what-

mass hysteria????? did psychedelics get put in the city water supply??????

anyways i think you all are very silly :3c silly gooses

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

No, it’s definitely real.

I bit one. It tasted like licorice

[kamishiro-sora]

amazing... these mass hallucinations even have hallucinatory taste...

fufu... this requires further research. can i borrow you for a bit? pick your brain apart? i'm curious to know what's going on in your mind :3c

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

…What.

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Finally found my old softball bat (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

I'm ready to take on whoever keeps throwing those cubes at my window because it HAPPENED AGAIN LAST NIGHT

So! Lead da way ┌⁠(⁠・⁠。⁠・⁠)⁠┘⁠♪

@kei-of-many-names

Alright, LET’S GO!! I have a frying pan ready! •w•

Mitsuru go brrr (idk what to put here lmao)

[kei-of-many-names]

Y'know, I never actually thought to ask you before 'cause I was pissed off at having my window break, but since we've probably got some time to kill on our little manhunt...

(she turns slightly, adjusting the grip on her softball bat.)

Just how did you immediately know who'd been throwing those cubes at my house? And also, actually, why the hell are there just cubes on the ground? I could've ignored the ones near the houses, but one just out in the middle of the road? Geez.

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Hm? Oh, I know who was throwing the cubes because I’ve seen them do it before. Also don’t touch the cubes, they’re weird.

[kei-of-many-names]

Weird? Well, I mean yeah, throwing around Rubix cubes that you melted down and removed all the color from would be weird.

But like, other than that, they're just a stupid prank or somethin', right?

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Oh, you’re not talking about Rubix cubes… Yeah don’t touch them, they make people go insane or something like that.

[kei-of-many-names]

What, did you go and touch one of those cubes?

(she chuckles.)

I wanna believe ya, but that sounds like somethin' straight outta a sci-fi movie. Cubes? Driving people up the wall?

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

I haven’t touched them, but I’ve seen someone touch one. It kind of fused with their skin and they went insane after…

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Finally found my old softball bat (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

I'm ready to take on whoever keeps throwing those cubes at my window because it HAPPENED AGAIN LAST NIGHT

So! Lead da way ┌⁠(⁠・⁠。⁠・⁠)⁠┘⁠♪

@kei-of-many-names

Alright, LET’S GO!! I have a frying pan ready! •w•

Mitsuru go brrr (idk what to put here lmao)

[kei-of-many-names]

Y'know, I never actually thought to ask you before 'cause I was pissed off at having my window break, but since we've probably got some time to kill on our little manhunt...

(she turns slightly, adjusting the grip on her softball bat.)

Just how did you immediately know who'd been throwing those cubes at my house? And also, actually, why the hell are there just cubes on the ground? I could've ignored the ones near the houses, but one just out in the middle of the road? Geez.

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Hm? Oh, I know who was throwing the cubes because I’ve seen them do it before. Also don’t touch the cubes, they’re weird.

[kei-of-many-names]

Weird? Well, I mean yeah, throwing around Rubix cubes that you melted down and removed all the color from would be weird.

But like, other than that, they're just a stupid prank or somethin', right?

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Oh, you’re not talking about Rubix cubes… Yeah don’t touch them, they make people go insane or something like that.

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Finally found my old softball bat (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

I'm ready to take on whoever keeps throwing those cubes at my window because it HAPPENED AGAIN LAST NIGHT

So! Lead da way ┌⁠(⁠・⁠。⁠・⁠)⁠┘⁠♪

@kei-of-many-names

Alright, LET’S GO!! I have a frying pan ready! •w•

Mitsuru go brrr (idk what to put here lmao)

[kei-of-many-names]

Y'know, I never actually thought to ask you before 'cause I was pissed off at having my window break, but since we've probably got some time to kill on our little manhunt...

(she turns slightly, adjusting the grip on her softball bat.)

Just how did you immediately know who'd been throwing those cubes at my house? And also, actually, why the hell are there just cubes on the ground? I could've ignored the ones near the houses, but one just out in the middle of the road? Geez.

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Hm? Oh, I know who was throwing the cubes because I’ve seen them do it before. Also don’t touch the cubes, they’re weird.

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Why am I insulting a bee

I’m not even talking to anyone else I’m just calling it stupid because it can’t get out of a window

[kamishiro-sora]

wait so what is this about cubes??? i keep seeing people posting about cubes outside but there's nothing??? are you guys going insane or something what-

mass hysteria????? did psychedelics get put in the city water supply??????

anyways i think you all are very silly :3c silly gooses

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

No, it’s definitely real.

I bit one. It tasted like licorice

[the-shibuya-times]

THIS JUST IN:

Black cubes are everywhere. Everyone, please stay inside and avoid these cubes! Don't let anyone into your home and stay safe!

It has been reported that those who come in contact with the cubes are then “corrupted”, turning sick and twisted.

If you think someone you know is corrupted, stay away from them. There is currently no known cure, so please be cautious!

Should a family member be one of the affected, quarantine them, ASAP.

Protect yourselves!

[reinakamishsishishishiro]

Is the brainrot that strong it even affected the news

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Um, so about that

It’s real

I’ve seen them

[enanannnnn]

Fuck it @novannon did it so I’m gonna make a thing with all my blogs (I forgored what she called it)

[starry-hero-hoshino]

Um…

[cactiguitarist]

Oh god how many Ichika’s are there gonna be…

[phantom-hero-honami]

I’m a little scared about that now..

[the-hermit-hero]

Well at least there’s a small break in between the 700 Ichikas

[leo-need-guitarist-official]

Aaand back to Ichikas we go…

[knight-ichika]

Oh lord..

[princess-ichika-of-hyrule]

Jeez there’s a lot of different versions of me…

[pokemontrainer-ichika]

Here comes another one! ^^

[rad-astronomists-squad-ichika]

Wow.. There are um.. A lot of Ichikas here

[pokemomoi-trainer]

Wtf why are there so many Ichikas T-T

[ichifinch]

Uh.. Hi..! (I’ve literally never posted on this account)

[mermaid-icchan]

/ᐠ. ｡.ᐟ\ˎˊ˗

[v-daycord36-00]

I just logged on to this.. Is this how Riri felt when it happened to her..?

[stardust-villain-vii]

Why am I even here.

[ichichi-hoshino]

I guess this is getting updated…

[mermaid-ena]

What even is this..?

[sweet-but-bitter-choco-ena]

..?

[hoshichika]

There are a lot of Enas and Ichikas…

[enanan-niigo-unofficial]

Woah… So many people! \(>w<)/

[kei-hoshino]

Why are there so many versions of my sister..?

[theater-kid-ichika]

Another update! ^^

[cybervirus-ichika]

What is this..?

[phantomthief-clover]

Ooooh update!

[minomino-hanasato]

Woah, a Phantom Thief!!

(Girlie says that like that’s not her other account)

[0rchids-ichika-official]

Wow.. So many accounts….

[shining-star-ichika]

;w;

[ichika-the-spiritualist]

That’s.. A lot of Ichikas.

[seto-koyanagi]

Here, let me be a break in between!! ^^

[ichi-starry-idol]

Hihihi!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

[haruka-the-idol]

Here, have another little break in between Ichikas.

[code-error-daydream]

Wow. The amount of Ichikas here is very interesting..

[an-the-skater]

So many people, rad!

[violet-hero-sumire]

It’s nice to meet you all!

[recording-hero-millicent]

Woah, so many people to interview!

[saki-the-recorder]

Oooh, another interviewer!

[guitarist-ichika]

Another Ichika incoming.. ^^,

[idol-haruka]

Jesus christ, who made this many Ichika accounts.

[k-n25]

It certainly is a lot of Hoshinos…

[ichicat-real]

Mrow!

[the-lost-idol]

I’m so confused… 😵‍💫

[petunia-princess-ena]

Hello everyone!

[elf-mage-marcille]

Are we sure there’s no monster behind this..?

[sunflower-mage-haruka]

Most likely not..?

[ace-criminal-kiritani]

And now we have a few Haruka accounts.

[determined-stargazer]

What even is this.

[online-game-night-nene]

No clue

[iris-ariti]

Hi!!! •w•

[niigo-artist-enanan]

???

[ayaka-shiraishi]

IRIS HI! :D

[misaki-otori]

Gayass.

[yukari-hinomori]

Misa, we’re literally dating…

[izumi-kuroda]

I have no idea what’s happening but hi!

[black-sheep-ena]

I’m not insane I promise..

[ultimate-lyricist]

Um.. Okay then?

[suzu-kumagi]

???

[kasumi-momoi]

I’m just gonna.. Leave…

[the-final-hero]

I wasn’t going to respond to this, but I’ve been forced.

[amateur-extractor-hoshino]

I have no idea what I’m doing here! :D

[peachy-idol-airi]

Hi everyone!!

[penguin-lover-haruka]

Hello Airi and everyone else! :)

[kiri-aoki-real]

Woah, this is a ton of people!

[chiaki-mochizuki]

Definitely a lot of people.. ^^,

[rei-hoshino]

Chiaki!!! :D

[kitsune-haru-official]

•w•

[phantom-noir-official]

Hello random people!

[misaki-kamishiro]

I’m hungry.. •-•

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

What does this have to do with anything-?

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Finally found my old softball bat (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)

I'm ready to take on whoever keeps throwing those cubes at my window because it HAPPENED AGAIN LAST NIGHT

So! Lead da way ┌⁠(⁠・⁠。⁠・⁠)⁠┘⁠♪

@kei-of-many-names

Alright, LET’S GO!! I have a frying pan ready! •w•

Mitsuru go brrr (idk what to put here lmao)

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Sigh..

What am I doing with myself… Why am I acting this way? This isn’t genuine. I’m just.. Putting on a mask to hide the fact that their comments get to me. I should stop.. But then they would know, and it would definitely get worse…

[kamishiro-sora]

Hhhhhhhey

Guess what person I’ve never met :3

-@mitsuru-iwasaki

huh? what? and PLEASE don't say "chicken butt"...

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Why does everyone think I’m going to say chicken butt..? Anyway, did you know that Weedle is the only Pokémon that can’t learn a normal type move?

[kamishiro-sora]

oh? is that true??

well uh. did you know that every minute, you shed over 30,000 dead skin cells? :3c

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

That’s.. Definitely interesting. Did you know that Hattrem will beat you up with it’s hair if you feel too strong of any emotion?

[kamishiro-sora]

Hhhhhhhey

Guess what person I’ve never met :3

-@mitsuru-iwasaki

huh? what? and PLEASE don't say "chicken butt"...

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Why does everyone think I’m going to say chicken butt..? Anyway, did you know that Weedle is the only Pokémon that can’t learn a normal type move?

[kei-of-many-names]

Hhhey

Guess what •w•

-@mitsuru-iwasaki

It better not be a chicken butt <_<

And also it better not be "Rui actually managed to blow himself up with one of his inventions"... I have to finish this new project of mine (⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠)

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

I was going to say that the first Pokémon to ever be distributed in a Cherish Ball was Tropius…

[kei-of-many-names]

Ooooo... Tropius is cool. Totally deserved that honor, imo. Better it than damn Pikachu or Charizard getting the first Cherish Balls!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

YES!! Do you want more Pokémon facts? :3

[kei-of-many-names]

Yes..... I can add them to The Document ^_^

Oh hey btw,

You see a punk throwing their melted Rubix cubes at people's windows recently? I need to give 'em a piece of my mind bc my damn window almost broke last night

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Why the hell does someone have multiple melted Rubix cubes?? Wait, I think I know who that is actually- I can go beat them up for you! :3

Also did you know that Haunter is larger than Gengar?

[kei-of-many-names]

Oh, I didn't know that! Huh, the world of Pokemon is funny, I guess

But also don't you dare beat them up without me! My window cracked and I want payment (⁠ノ⁠｀⁠Д⁠´⁠)⁠ノ⁠彡⁠┻⁠━⁠┻

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Oooh okay, when do you wanna meet to beat them up?

Also Phanpy can learn Water Gun, but only in Pokémon Crystal.

[kei-of-many-names]

Hhhey

Guess what •w•

-@mitsuru-iwasaki

It better not be a chicken butt <_<

And also it better not be "Rui actually managed to blow himself up with one of his inventions"... I have to finish this new project of mine (⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠)

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

I was going to say that the first Pokémon to ever be distributed in a Cherish Ball was Tropius…

[kei-of-many-names]

Ooooo... Tropius is cool. Totally deserved that honor, imo. Better it than damn Pikachu or Charizard getting the first Cherish Balls!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

YES!! Do you want more Pokémon facts? :3

[kei-of-many-names]

Yes..... I can add them to The Document ^_^

Oh hey btw,

You see a punk throwing their melted Rubix cubes at people's windows recently? I need to give 'em a piece of my mind bc my damn window almost broke last night

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

Why the hell does someone have multiple melted Rubix cubes?? Wait, I think I know who that is actually- I can go beat them up for you! :3

Also did you know that Haunter is larger than Gengar?

[kei-of-many-names]

Hhhey

Guess what •w•

-@mitsuru-iwasaki

It better not be a chicken butt <_<

And also it better not be "Rui actually managed to blow himself up with one of his inventions"... I have to finish this new project of mine (⁠╯⁠︵⁠╰⁠,⁠)

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

I was going to say that the first Pokémon to ever be distributed in a Cherish Ball was Tropius…

[kei-of-many-names]

Ooooo... Tropius is cool. Totally deserved that honor, imo. Better it than damn Pikachu or Charizard getting the first Cherish Balls!! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

[mitsuru-iwasaki]

YES!! Do you want more Pokémon facts? :3