Jordan's Thoughts 'n Shit

[spiritunwilling]

gods weakest soldier. minor events kick the shit out of me daily god hands me his lightest battles and i start sniffling and fumbling the bag

[mariconcarne]

[official-drpeaches]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[thegmsighs]

When you roll a 1 on seduction

[mxnrique]

THE WRITING IN THIS SHOW!!!!!

[kevindrakewriter]

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[commonstarguy]

[cursesyourbloodline]

[official-lucifers-child]

[tinymoththing]

[pocblog]

nothing but respect for MY president.

[hurleyquinnzel]

this is what celebrities need to be doing not singing some fucking john lemon song on twitter

[maresmermaid]

Rhianna is a legend! $1M to Barbados, $5M to food banks in the US. That's huge from an individual.

[deejay]

LEGEND!

[jovemcarioca]

[thefuzzydave]

that is one long-ass elevator ride

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

i am 5000% in favor of shaming cigarette smokers get that bullshit away from me

[hot-tea-nanako]

But when vegans feel this way about meat y’all hurt 🤗

[leaderoftheneutrals]

Somehow. Some way. You brought up veganism. In a discussion about second hand smoke.

[zenokit]

what you gonna get? secondhand meat?

[bantlers-old]

glitter filter ✨

[whitepeopletwitter]

[poblacht-na-n-oibrithe]

[leanmeantrashmachine]

I had someone call the cops on me for riding my bike in an area they “hadn’t seen me in” before (I’ve biked there for the last few weeks). I’m a black woman, alone and on the phone catching up with my mom and a cop pulled up and asked me if I was okay, and I’m just confused as to why he’s even here. He explained someone wasn’t sure why I was here or if I was in distress. And he asked where I lived and I gave him everything so politely until he went on his way and I’m like… Why? That was a waste of a call to him and you put me in fear. The wrong cop and he could have easily escalated that considering there were no bystanders.

It doesn’t even matter if nothing comes of the situation because SOMETHING COULD. I still went home and cried in my room because even my roommates didn’t understand my fear in that moment.

Do not call them if you could assess the situation yourself.

[twinked-in]

I’m so h word

[typhlonectes]

Save the U.S. Postal Service!

[e-e-e-s-the-avatar]

The Blue Spirit putting out firebending with a bucket of water is the absolute funniest thing ever done in avatar combat. It just is.

[thequantumqueer]

katara: *kicks zuko’s ass without even blinking* zuko:

[fluffygif]

Why We Love Cats

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