KILL THIS

abnormal behavior animal / empty internal corrosion of the spirit

[zenokit]

[infertilityidol]

*at a therapy appointment* I mean sure, but what am I gonna do (doing a stupid voice) "heal?" *rolls my eyes and makes a jacking off motion*

[machinot]

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

[pauljpeg]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

[sailermoon]

all my life I’ve felt like this guy

[agnes-nielsens]

schrödinger's flirting. i mean it as much as you do

[good-4-her]

[good-4-her]

simply dont monday

[transmascreplica]

it's crazy there's a band as good as death grips and their fans aren't evil in a pretentious way but evil in the way they seriously undervalue the art

[transmascreplica]

i make this post like every month and it never gets reblogged but it is now so i want to be clear this is because of racism. the death grips fans who can't interact with the music/art/stefan burnett's image sincerely are being racist

[judasisgayriot]

DJ dubcon hopes everyone in the club is having a good time tonight but he’s not going to check

[bumblebeebats]

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[omegaverse]

I am the protector of my shut-in soldiers, my virgin vagabonds, my hikki heroes, my unwell warriors, my shy, shy samurai...... i will fight for you. And i will kill anyone for any random reason

[omegaverse]

Even if they didnt do nything wrong and theyre a baby or old

[oldinterneticons]

[transmechanicus]

6 hour workday maximum i’m not kidding, if it can’t be done in that timeframe it doesn’t need doing.

[vmprblood]

this doesn't apply to jobs like childcare

[transmechanicus]

If i worked in childcare and my 6 hours were up i would start putting babies in ziploc bags and shipping them to Turkmenistan listed as endangered fruits and vegetables

[charl0ttan]

i just need to be pet. i need somebody to pet me i never get any pets i need pets so bad

[bunniope]

*tricks you cutely* it's my trick...!

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[creepymutelilbugger]

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

[christianstepmoms]

The Sinkdog Movie has been greenlit by Neon entertainment with Nicolas Winding Refn at the helm.