Lunar New Year - Year of the Horse
When James got the link from his friend about a silly personality quiz, the young man found himself looking at a site that reminded him of a late-2000s Buzzfeed quiz. The graphics were pretty lame, a mix of stock photos and AI-slop that looked like it was done by a bored middle-schooler. The font was all sorts of whacky assortments, and the music was playing some vaguely, slightly racist sounding music that bordered on offensive. James quickly muted his laptop speakers, just in case his mom came in and started probing into what he was doing instead of his schoolwork. The young man quickly spotted that the quiz was only a few questions long, and, with nothing better to do, he figured he could pass the time until he found something else.
Reading over the online quiz, James tilted his head at the stupid, clickbait-y title meant to drag people in. Even the caption was extremely cringey, to the point that he could only text his friend a brief message full of question marks.
What Zodiac Spirit Animal are you? Find out here! Are you ready to unlock the beast hidden inside of you?
Still, his friend only replied with a few thumbs up emojis and a “promise that the quiz was life changing,” whatever that really meant. James sighed as he began tapping through the questions.
What’s your favorite color?
Red
Blue
Green
Black
James frowned at the options, his brows knitting together in mild annoyance at the rather limited options. Why were there only four? And where the hell was purple or maroon? He preferred something darker-toned that contrasted against his blonde hair and paler skin. But there wasn’t anything better to pick, so the young man opted to click on the ‘red’ choice. It seemed the closest to what he would actually prefer anyway. That or black.
Rubbing at his eyes, Jian brushed aside the dark locks of his black hair from his face to see the screen better. He really needed to get a haircut sometime soon; his mom was always bothering him about how long his hair was getting and how disheveled he looked. Jian sighed, only slightly annoyed at how bothersome his mom was about his appearance. But apparently, she thought it was important for him to look presentable before the rest of the extended family came for the Lunar New Year celebrations. At least he had some downtime to spend on his laptop before he was inevitably called downstairs.
It’s the New Year! What sort of gift are you hoping to get?
Sweets - nothing is better than getting a handle on that sweet tooth
Jewelry - bracelets, necklaces, rings. It’s all mine!
Red envelopes - who can say no to some cold, hard cash?
Clothes - what better way to start the new year with a brand new fit?
There was really only one obvious choice to Jian, and that was the red envelopes. He had memories of his grandparents, aunts, and uncles always giving him red packets to celebrate the new year. As a kid, his mom had always told him that he was supposed to refuse it to be “polite” and “respectful.” But seriously, who was going to refuse extra, free money? Clicking the option for red envelopes, Jian couldn’t help but fantasize about all the things he could do with the extra money. Maybe one of those new video games that his friends had been talking up to him at school.
But then again, when someone was as rich as Jian, it was hard to decide what else to spend his money on. He had everything he wanted, could get anything he wanted, and oftentimes spent money getting gifts for his friends instead. It wasn’t his fault that he was born into one of Asia's wealthiest families. Sometimes, Jian liked to think he was just lucky, since it was his grandparents and father who gave him this life of luxury. Still, his dad always taught him the importance of money, even if it seemed silly to want more amid his excess wealth.
It’s dinner time! You’re feeling extra hungry today. What are you having for a main dish?
Hand-pulled noodle soup - putting in all that hard work definitely pays off.
Steamed fish - for all the good fortune and luck for the upcoming year
Dumplings - gimme some of those beefy, soupy dumps!
Crispy roast pork - fatty and juicy, it’s got all the flavor.
There was a little grumble in Jian’s stomach as he looked over the options. He could catch a whiff of that big dinner potluck downstairs, where his mom was cooking with the private chef. There were still a few more minutes before he had to join in, but he could at least think about what he would want to eat in the meantime. All the options seemed particularly tasty, but there was something so mouthwatering about having beef dumplings, either fried or steamed, that made Jian click on that option.
Jian brought one hand down to rub at his bumpy stomach, only chuckling as he ran his fingers along the ridged abs that popped out against his shirt. No matter what shirts his mom kept trying to buy for him, Jian always made sure to pump up his muscles and grow his body until they were kept skin-tight on him. The young man smirked at the feeling as he raised his arms up to flex, showing off his strong, baseball-sized biceps. God, he loved being the hottest dude in school. Being rich and muscular definitely helped, but Jian was just glad all his hard work at the gym paid off. He kept a pretty strict diet when it came to protein intake, and if he ended up being a little vain because of it… Well, who could blame him?
Pick a side dish to go with it!
Spicy rice cakes! Goes perfectly with every meal
Stir-fried bok choy - gotta stay healthy with some veggies in that diet.
Imperial rolls - fried goodness fit for a king/queen
Chow mein - something simple and easy; we’re here to eat!
Glancing back at the quiz, Jian’s eyes fell towards the spicy rice cakes. He licked his lips as one hand absentmindedly squeezed and groped at his own pecs. The young man smirked as he felt the muscles bounce underneath his touch, only choosing the side dish to accompany his dumpling dinner. Jian loved the tingly, spicy heat from the rice cakes, and he could only hope the private chef was making something spicy for them to eat later.
Of course, he was lucky that his parents bought him his own penthouse apartment when he was old enough. Jian was only swinging by his family home for the Lunar New Year celebrations, but he had plans later to go clubbing and hit the bars with some of his friends. Even after high school and undergrad, he was still the life of the party, and people were always dying to spend some time with him. Family always came first for Jian, but after that, he was ready to live his life! What use was there being in his 20s if he wasn’t going to live it up to the fullest?
And finally, what are you feeling like for dessert?
Coconut jelly
Red bean buns
White rabbit candy
Tang yuan
He wasn’t really much of a sweets guy; eating sugars and carbs wasn’t always best for his strict diet, and Jian had a body to maintain for all the girls to fawn over. With the number of women who were coming over to his place in the evenings, Jian barely had enough time between his partying and exercising to snack on desserts. But tang yuan was at least a staple of his growing up, and it fit with the whole “new year” theme. His favorites were the black sesame or the peanut tang yuan; his mom always made them for him each year.
Tapping his choice, Jian sat back in his chair, glancing away from the screen for a moment. His phone vibrated, and the young man reached over to look at his lock screen. His lips curled up in a small smirk at the sight of three new text messages from all the thirsty gays that were hoping to hook up with him later that day. Of course, Jian was pretty strict with his partners. They had to be just as fit as he, and preferably someone big and burly. He always got hard when it came to those DILF-y daddy types. Something about them smacking their thick log of meat on his face while he sucked on their balls made Jian’s hole twitch in anticipation for that night.
You’re a powerful creature! What mythical creature best represents who you are inside?
Nine-tailed fox
Dragon
Qilin
Phoenix
Jian could only raise a brow at the question, half snorting at the rather asinine questions in this quiz. Of course, he wasn’t expecting much, but wasn’t this supposed to tell him what he was? Why did he have to pick for them? Still, of the four options, only the dragon seemed like the coolest option. He wasn’t sure what some of the creatures were anyway, and it wasn’t like he was going to spend any more time on this quiz looking up what each word meant.
There was a slight jingle around his neck, and Jian glanced down to see a familiar silver chain hanging around him. The young man brought one hand up to his earlobe, feeling the piercings that he had gotten so long ago. It was a conversation that his parents hadn’t fully understood, but after so many years of Jian dressing up in expensive jewelry and bling, they had gotten used to it. When Jian chose to get tattoos several years later, his parents were used to his choice of fashion and style. His friends always marveled at how well he could dress and style himself, although Jian secretly knew that most of his fashionable choices came from his having access to practically unlimited funds.
What’s one activity you’re sure to do as part of the New Year celebrations?
Watch a lion dance - time to see an impressive athletic display!
Visit a temple - it’s always important to respect your elders.
Lantern making - want some good luck or for your wishes to come true?
Karaoke and mahjong night - a classic late-night activity with your friends
As fun as karaoke and mahjong were for Jian to just hang out with his friends, he tended to always do that for someone’s birthday. Lion dances were more rare to see except for select holidays, so the young man naturally selected the more exclusive and unique activity for the celebration.
Shifting in his seat, Jian sat up a little taller as he felt his plump ass cheeks grant him a couple more inches of height. He could feel the silk thong slipping up along his inner thighs, and the young man groaned at the feeling rubbing along his smooth legs. Given his profession as a dancer, as both an onstage performer and a club go-go boy, Jian had to keep his body smooth. It made oiling it up a lot easier, and people loved the look on him. The dancer grinned as he rolled his hips on his chair, loving the way his clothing teased and caused friction against him. Jian was grateful that the club gave him the day off for his family celebration, but he knew he’d have to work some overtime headliner shifts on the weekend to make up for it. His commitment to the job had less to do with money and more with his love of the activity, and the undying fanaticism of the clubgoers drooling and ogling his body.
You’re spending the rest of the holiday with that special someone. What is the final date spot for the night?
Picnic spot in the fields where we can stargaze together
Movie night, cuddled up under some blankets.
Strolling by the riverside and watching the fireworks burst in the air!
Going out dancing and partying it up together! YOLO!
Watching some fireworks sounded like a great date idea, and it was something that Jian had always fantasized about doing with the right person. He picked the fireworks option, already thinking about the popping noises that were bound to come up later that night, once his family was done with dinner. People loved setting off fireworks and firecrackers around his parents’ neighborhood. But given that all their neighbors were also celebrating the Lunar New Year, it was to be expected.
Jian’s thoughts began to pop and fizzle away, much like the festive fireworks. With each passing second, his head became far emptier than before. Of course, thinking was never his strong suit to begin with, and the only things the dancer really thought about were his late-night shows, his daily workouts and nutrition, and all the beefy hunks that were going to fuck him silly each week. He shuddered at the idea of being smart and stuff. Jian was far happier living his life as it was. He had his friends to sit around and think for him, or better yet, be simple-minded like him. All that smart, nerdy stuff just didn’t really fit a guy like him.
His eyes darted back to the screen as he saw the test results from the little quiz that he took.
Congratulations! Your actual Zodiac Spirit Animal is…. The Horse!
Scooting up on his chair once more, Jian let out a low grunt in surprise as he found himself dressed in only his tight underwear. Of course, the young man loved showing off his body whenever he got the chance. But nothing was better than letting his extra-long, girthy horse cock dangle before other people’s eyes. Even when he had pants on, Jian knew that people were eyeing up his hefty, sizable bulge in public. Jian was always half-chubbed at the idea of people’s mouths watering over his thick piece of meat. Whether it was those straight, bro-y finance guys that adjusted their pants every time they passed him by on the street, or the beefy cops that would eye him up whenever he walked past their patrol routes, or even the bodybuilder daddies that let their eyes linger a little too long on his cock head peeking out from his shorts at the gym, Jian was sure to give all the hungry boys a taste of his horse meat.
As a Horse, you are spirited, energetic, and have an independent personality. You have great confidence and a strong drive for freedom and adventure.
The mere thought of the men fucking and sucking him made Jian squirm in his chair, his hands already sliding down to rub and tease at his throbbing cock through his silk underwear. He was already leaking through the fabric, yet Jian made no attempt to tug it off. In fact, he was hoping to make a mess of himself before he had to go downstairs. Luckily for him, his parents still kept a full-length mirror in the corner of his room, giving the young man an ample angle for him to view himself as he played with his beefy, muscular body. Some of Jian’s fingers slipped past his fat cheeks, fingering and probing at his hole as he thought about the hunky bouncer at the club who had sexted over some lewd pics about what they would get up to later that evening.
You can be impulsive and quick-tempered, often struggling with patience or long-term commitment. Some people might see you as stubborn, or your confidence as cockiness, but that’s when you know you are your true self!
Jian’s eyes rolled back in his head as he watched himself in the mirror. He was hot. Sexy. Fuckin’ irresistible, and he loved every second of it. The dancer moaned as his body jerked and jolted, and he began to spurt out thick ropes of cum all over himself. It was a hefty load, almost as if he hadn’t cum in a few days. Jian’s tongue lolled out of his mouth, a few strands of drool falling onto his heaving pecs as he came again and again. The front pouch of his thong quickly became stained, a wet spot forming as a puddle of cum arose from the fabric. The Asian man chuckled dumbly at the white mound, only reaching down to scoop some up with his fingertips.
Bringing up his cum-coated finger to his lips, Jian greedily sucked down his own seed. He savored the salty and sticky taste, only eyeing himself in the mirror with a wolfish smirk. Picking up his phone, Jian took a photo of himself in the mirror, with his scantily clad, cum-dripping thong on full display. Texting it over to his friend, Jian followed up the image with a few texts of his own.
horse boy: that quiz of yours got me real horned up, dude horse boy: u gonna come over and take care of this later?
Jian smirked as he saw the instant reply from his friend, accompanied by their own photo of a throbbing cock held between two hands.
da goat: u know it. better not waste any more loads for me to swallow
That was right, Jian was born in the Year of the Horse. This was his year, after all. And he was definitely planning on making the most of it.
happy lunar new year y'all! wanted to get something out there to celebrate the holiday! hope people enjoy!
