What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
He groans, and grumbles and growls.
“Asano Mizuho..”
Somewhere, far, faaaaaaaaaaar away Mizuho sneezes loudly.
“My darling must be speaking of how much he loves me!”
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@mizuho3
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
He groans, and grumbles and growls.
“Asano Mizuho..”
Somewhere, far, faaaaaaaaaaar away Mizuho sneezes loudly.
“My darling must be speaking of how much he loves me!”
!!!!!!
[Very nearly gets whiplash from turning her head so fast to stare at Bazz]
"KYAAAA! Wow what a total improvement!! I TOLD you that you’d look SO much better shaving that stupid pink soul patch off!!!"
If she weren’t destined to be married to Ikkaku, she would have demanded a date.
Ano sa I'm Uzumaki Naruto 'ttebayo! I accepted the challenge of an anon and so... Ne who do you think is the most handsome guy in school? And who is more good looking, me or dog boy Kiba?
"...Yea hey, I'm Mizuho....Dog boy? Kiba?"
Who the hell was this kid? And who was this Kiba person? If he was a dog then that probably meant he was covered in hair or something. Mizuho wrinkled her nose and scrutinized the blond kid in front of her before flipping her long brown hair and smirking matter of factly.
"Neither of you are more handsome than my sweet, strong, darling Ikkaku!"
Mildly Comedic Meetings {Mizuho+Utakata}
Utakata walked down the streets of Iwakiri, enjoying the brisk air and night time buzz. It was quieter than during the day, but still active enough he passed several unknown people as he walked. One in particular caught his eye, a young woman fighting with one of the contraptions he often saw people getting snacks and drinks from.
For a moment he simply watched her, a little amused, though it vanished as several people passed her on her own side of the street. Obviously she was upset, but mostly people just skirted around her entirely. Sighing he double checked for cars before crossing clearing his throat gently.
"If you don’t mind, miss," he said, nudging her aside gently. He’d seen some of the other shinobi do this when the machines didn’t work, and effortlessly he tipped his slightly forward, shaking it, one handed, just the once.
With a pop the stuck drink came out, and he easily scooped it up from it’s little door. “Here,” he said, offering it to the girl. “Hopefully that’s all you wanted.” He wasn’t doing it a second time.
"Don't do it...don't you dare do it...don't even thi--- ARGH!!!"
It never failed. These stupid vending machines had a personal vendetta against her, she just knew it. No matter what she picked, this always happened to her. Behind the safety of the glass, her preferred drink of choice teetered haphazardly over the edge, never budging a single inch even though Mizuho pounded and kicked and screamed empty threats at the machine for refusing to give her the money she put in it.
Where was Keigo when you needed him?! These stupid things LOVED him, he NEVER had issues.
Which was probably why she generally left it up to him to get her juice and snacks. The brunette let out a weary cry and let her head bang against the glass, staring at the beverage with her bottom lip jut out in a pout. Several of her fellow students walked by and a couple even shot her weird looks; nothing she wasn't accustomed to.
Mizuho caught Utakata's reflection approaching in the glass and stood up straight when he cleared his throat. With a defeated sigh, she moved away. "Don't waste your yen, that machine's a ..." And just like that, the stupid thing released her juice when the man barely even shook it free. Stunned, the girl could only stare at him like he was some sort of god before finally exploding. "ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!? YOU BARELY EVEN TOUCHED THAT THING! I WAS BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF IT!" Graciously accepting the can, Mizuho looked up at Utakata and laughed. "You and my brother make it look so easy, it really ticks me off. But...thanks."
Obladi oblada [Keigo & Mizuho]
Keigo blinked at his sister’s unusual meloncholy, she was so…not-Mizuho it almost hurt. “Any time,” he said, in regards to her thanks, forcing a wide smile. “I mean - since we’re not living together any more we need to make time to see each other, right?”
It was partly why he’d asked after all, well that and because he’d wanted the sense of normal that was meal time with Mizuho.
"Well," he said, thinking about her question. "You see…you’ve been kinda…down, sis so," he shoved his hands in his pockets, lookign away, "I guess I just wanted to make you happy. So wherever you want to go - that’s where we’ll go," he smiled. "Sound like a deal?"
One would think people would be counting their blessings to see the loud mouthed girl finally quieted down several levels like a normal person. Of course, Keigo wouldn't; he was her sweet, caring and thoughtful precious little brother after all. And he was trying so hard to cheer her up. It made Mizuho really appreciate him even more.
Sure she was a handful, yea she could get rather violent and pick on him. That was what elder siblings were supposed to do. How else would he be toughened up in the hard, wicked world they lived in? Besides, it was okay if she gave him a hard time; if anyone else were stupid enough to pick on her baby brother, she'd REALLY show em just how violent she could be.
His words brought a smile to her face and she reached over, hooking her arm around his neck and pulling him into a headlock. "Yea..you're right! I must have taught you well because you obviously learned I'm the one with great taste in everything!" she said this while rubbing her knuckles against the top of his head,giving him a noogie.
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Who placed that creepy looking statue out here all of a sudden?
Huh......
Shoulders her bag and continues on her way down the hall.
[Cue the blood curling scream to wake up half, if not the entire school district]
"OH GOD THEY’RE EVERYWHERE! OH GROSS! SOMEBODY GET A WEED WHACKER!!"
{ Clearly, the screaming didn’t please her. So, she guided three of her snakes over to the source, and let them ‘do their jobs’ —aka, shut her up —aka, biting her lips off. }
[EAGERLY REV'S UP THE WEEDWHACKER]
"Heeeeeeeeres MIZUHO! BRING IT ON YOU SCALY LITTLE BASTARDS!!!"
[Chop chop chops off all their pretty little heads before they get her.]
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Is that an angry water spicket? I keep hearing angry hissing noises
..............
SOMEONE KILL THE SNAKES ALREADY!!!!
{ Casually scattered half of her babies around the campus. Half —it didn’t mean that she couldn’t replace them all if any one of them was to be hurt.
snakes all around the campus. }
[Cue the blood curling scream to wake up half, if not the entire school district]
"OH GOD THEY'RE EVERYWHERE! OH GROSS! SOMEBODY GET A WEED WHACKER!!"
Obladi oblada [Keigo & Mizuho]
Some people, lame people specifically, may have wondered what, exactly, was wrong with Keigo. After all, he made a handful of money off that swimsuit competition and his use for it was, apparently, treating his sister to supper.
Sure, she was loud, totally unaware of her own issues and had a tendancy to randomly hit him, but she was his sister. They’d pretty much been their only sources of support for years now. Their parents not being the most…hands on…of people.
"So," he said, jamming his hands into his pockets. "Where did you want to go?"
He was hoping this would make it seem like he was being polite instead of just clueless. He didn’t know many places yet, and he didn’t think she’d want to go to the Maid Café or the pizza place. She worked at the Pizza Parlour after all, and now that her so called darling was MIA she had no reason to want to spend more time there. Or so he assumed.
"I was think seafood but it’s up to you, really." And it was - he didn’t care so much as he wanted to do something familiar for once. "This is, after all, about spending time together."
Hopefully she would fall for the Little Brother act and not try and find some sort of alternative motivation in this trip.
Mizuho herself was one of those lame people.
Keigo could have picked anyone to take out to dinner, maybe a girl he found here at the Academy that he had a fondness for. Or even one of his friends whom also had found there way here. Out of all the people he could have picked, he chose his abusive loving big sister.
Had the young brunette been in higher spirits, she might have even chewed him out for it. Then again, maybe she might not have. Deep down Mizuho was secretly glad to have him around, considering this place was full of freaks with crazy super powers.
Which was totally unfair.
No longer did she have her beloved Ikkaku around to protect her either. The moment she had discovered that he had disappeared she had fallen into a dreadful melancholy. She'd cried for days, moped around the pizza parlor and always had her eye on the door, hoping against hope he would come walking in. That poor Yamanaka girl really would have her hands full, dealing with her in this state of mind.
But it was a source of income at least and she wasn't going to quit. And plus, she looked simply fab in the uniform.
"Yea....seafood sounds good...Hey...Keigo...isn't there anyone here you like? That you would rather take out?"
"I do appreciate you treating me with your winnings and all, though."
(315): My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Bleach - ep. 121
wut.
At least I know how to hide my not to flattering aspects unlike you like woah are those caterpillars on your head or did someone miss out on a little basic grooming
"WHO DO YOU THINK YER MESSING WITH YA UGLY BASTARD?!"
"I"
"Am"
"FLAWLESS."
You look like a man
"Yea well at least I'm not a boring grey faced moron with ugly sunglasses."
KEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIGOOOOOOOOOOO
"HOW COULD YOU LOSE TO THAT PRETTY BOY?! Geeze! Have I taught you nothing about flaunting what you’ve got and pulling in everyone’s undying affection?!"
"I-it’s not my fault they voted for that guy! I mean…he has flowing locks and, and piercing eyes and is pale as fu-um. As snow. Vampires are in this year!”
"...He's a vampire!?"
Well no wonder he won! That big cheater! He probably seduced the voting staff with his hypno eyes or threatened to suck their blood! What a cheapskate!
"HMPH! Well you just have to show the entire school next time what we Asano's are made of! I simply will not tolerate anyone beating us in anything! Even if they are creepy supernatural weirdos!"