mizz

Redoing this blog cause I’m back

[grotbag-deactivated20160118]

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

[thebootydiaries]

[fuckjerry]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via jojomarshalll)

[iguanamouth]

*reading your tags* Yo I heard you like reptiles. Any fun facts? :D

 if a crocodile eats your dad they become your new dad

[iguanamouth]

you know too much

[disc80s]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BkeQp10H9z7/

[bri-lin-biscuit]

My first art tutorial!

[lerios]

[lady-starkiller]

when you’re so sleep-deprived that you don’t even feel tired anymore

[doggosource]

if this isn’t a mood

[jerryle3]

me and the girls on our way to the grocery store to buy totino’s pizza rolls

[unaleph]

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[bitchycode]

[polskiebagno]

me daydreaming about d*ting someone and then remembering all my issues and problems which stop me from ever getting into a relationship 

[2k31]

[dateagirlwhosuggestion]

date a girl who stops mid-sentence to tell you there’s a dog nearby

[hellyeahgoosebumps]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

(becomes a divorce lawyer who finalizes all the documents with this)