SVSSS x Witch Hat Atelier AU
Master Shen meets an unexpected visitor...👀
Binghe would make a terrifying brimhat witch and I'm all for it <3 he's gonna show Shizun levels of Freak that no one's ever seen before
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SVSSS x Witch Hat Atelier AU
Master Shen meets an unexpected visitor...👀
Binghe would make a terrifying brimhat witch and I'm all for it <3 he's gonna show Shizun levels of Freak that no one's ever seen before
Old Bingqiu doodle! Throwback to back when Velinxi gifted us an oficial fluffy haired binghe 🥹💚
HEY GUYS. SO I drew these a while ago and posted them on instagram. IDK why I thought I also uploaded these to Tumblr, but apparently I was highly delusional. So here are the SV x Witch Hat Atelier cross over doodles I made the past month! My two favorite fandoms :)
Also look at the chiropracting spell Binghe found in his special little book!!! This will sure help shizun with his back pain!!!!!
mini bqs 🤏
another stupid bing-ge au idea
emperor bing-ge gets a prophecy that he needs an empress to truly gain happiness so he starts testing out the wives for the position, mostly in order--Yingying is a little too cheerful and nothing gets done cos she won't order anything of consequence as she doesn't want to bother anyone, Mingyan flat out refuses cos its too much work (or she makes citizens rpf her danmei book plots)
the less said about the twelve hours Sha Hualing was empress the better, related this is also why he does not try the little palace mistress out (she does not take that well)
qin wanyue seems overwhelmed, qin wanrong is easily distracted, qiu haitang is passable but then stops paying attention to anything remotely relevant and he runs into the issue that all his human wives don't give a fuck about the demons and his demon wives don't care about the humans and his etc wives have their own issues, like his tree spirit wife who can't understand the passage of time and either takes two seconds for a question asked during an audience or six hours
eventually everyone, including the wives is tired of this shit and bing-ge spends a while tracking down the source for the prophet who created this prophecy and it's this weird ass hermit guy who spends most of his day looking at different monsters and traveling through towns handing out herbs and shit for various minor ills and has an eclectic but good reputation among all the villagers
and bing-ge is like WTF is this and the hermit guy (shen yuan obviously) was misquoted by this ancient prophetic being he had NO IDEA was using him for anything (they sensed his otherworldly presence) and thought he was merely discussing fan theories like in the forums--SY gets really annoyed and was like "I DID NOT say that, I said, if Bing-ge wants to be truly happy he needs to find someone who will love and accept him and SHARE his burden, like an empress. I mean if I had to pick one of the wives, I'd go with liu mingyan she's clearly the best."
insert bing-ge following hermit nerd shen yuan around trying to figure out what the fuck is his deal and plotting revenge on how he wasted like an entire year on this shit and it almost fucked up his entire rule and meanwhile shen yuan is doing his usual head pat, ooo tell me about monsters and cool fights appreciation thing and wifebeaming the hell out of him
then bing-ge figures it out and is like hey out of curiosity what are your ideas for the 3 realms that an empress should do and shen yuan has thought extensively about this now that he's seen some of the world building in person and comes up with some TOP NOTCH ideas (including universal childcare) that bing-ge starts slowly testing out and people go bonkers for--and his ideas are for everyone not just humans or demons
bing-ge tries to bait him with terrible things he's done to get him to reject him but shen yuan is like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pobody's nerfect and passing all the tests thinking about how cool it is he gets to explore the world and be friends with bing-ge
meanwhile bing-ge is getting official empress shit together and planning a wedding for him and shen yuan
shen yuan: ah this is so cool bing-ge asked me if i wanted to hang out with him forever! of course I would sheesh
Did that broken mask trend with our dearly beloved binghe!
Bingmei is such a chronic yearner, and considering how bad it is... just imagining Bingge, who holds such unhealed anguish, yearning so deeply after getting his glimpse of sy as sqq
AOUGHHH it festered some brainworms within me that I had to get out
Modern fantasy au where Shen Yuan keeps feeding stray mythical creatures.
Shen Yuan & FaerieJiu first encounter
Shen Yuan, who ended up moving out of his high end apartment after a break in attempt went wrong, moved into a cozy somewhat secluded one bedroom house that bordered on the forest. It was an odd choice but he had his reasons, who could judge him? He had the money for it.
Since his backyard is quite literally just the forest, he gets to see many of the local wildlife come and go. Like a month after moving in Shen Yuan sets up a bird feeder. It was one of those solar powered ones that charges during the day and glows at night.
It was a simple thing that he didn't think much of. Until he wakes up in the middle of the night, thirsty as hell, and hears a loud buzzing sound that also has a 'jingly' undertone. Now, obviously Shen Yuan thinks it's a bird or something and doesn't plan to step outside because it's the middle of the night--until he spots a tiny figure stuck on the bird feeder.
Through the warm glow of the bird feeder, he sees a tiny figure wrapped up in the little dangly ribbons he'd tied on for decoration. It's a faerie. One of its wings is tightly bound, leaving the poor thing trapped and beating its free wing in an attempt to get unstuck.
Shen Yuan stands in his dark ass kitchen for a solid second, holding the cup of sinkwater he'd gotten and just staring at the faerie struggling and thrashing wildly. Immediately Shen Yuan finds himself rushing out into his backyard, fumbling with his phone's flashlight as he approaches the bird feeder.
When it notices him, the faerie lets out a hiss and thrashes around more--its long antennae that'd been drooping earlier perking up vigilantly. Shen Yuan just stood there, unsure what to do. The faerie clearly did not want him near, but the way it was struggling was just getting it tangled up more. Gritting his teeth Shen Yuan reached a hand forward.
"Ow, fuck!"
The little shit immediately bites into his hand, its tiny sharp teeth mauling whatever fingers it can reach as Shen Yuan rushes to untangle it. It's scratching and biting and kicking and attacking Shen Yuan with every physical move it can. When Shen Yuan finally frees it he immediately releases his hold on it--which doesn't do much because now the faerie is dangling from his finger by its teeth.
"Why are you still biting me?! You're free, go, shoo"
Shen Yuan grumbles as he uses his other hand to pluck the faerie from his finger and holds it in the palm of his hand. The faerie immediately raises it's wings and gives them a test flutter. The one that'd been tangled was a bit less responsive, it'd gotten numb in the process. The faerie seemed like it was still going to jump off of Shen Yuan's hand so Shen Yuan immediately set it back down on the edge of the bird feeder.
The faerie puffed up immediately, the black hair that was longer than its body fluffed up like a cat as the Faerie hissed at Shen Yuan and . Shen Yuan was too tired to argue with this little creature though, instead turning around to enter his house and preferably bandage up his finger.
He watches the creature through the kitchen window as he bandages his finger up. The faerie, now aware of Shen Yuan's position in the kitchen due to Shen Yuan having turned on the kitchen lights, watches him in return. After a little while Shen Yuan watched the Faerie start cleaning its antennas with tiny little hands before picking up a sunflower seed from the bird feed and fluttering off.
All Shen Yuan can do is stand there bewildered, wondering what that was about. He'd seen little handprints and footprints about but he didn't actually expect to see a genuine faerie around. Shen Yuan opened his phone to look up the eating habitats of fae, deciding that since there was already one he might as well start leaving some stuff out for it too, the bird feed probably wasn't the best for it, right?
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I can't wait to see him cry in the manga ♡
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a sunny day on qingbun peak ✨
Straights can come to the sexuality festival because at least they also have sex. Asexuals cannot come.
New stupid opinion just dropped, you may only attend the civil rights event if you arrive on site riding an enthusiastically consenting second party like a horse at the Kenfucky Derby
@teaboot #My tranny ass IS asexual you absolute ass#Where do you want me? Handing out sugar cubes from the fucking Cuck Chair??#Going to pride and leaving my Asexual behind in a hot car with the windows cracked#SEXUALITY FESTIVAL????
ruh roh
An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old
“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”
Cmon man
man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great
obsessed with this fucking gastronauts clip
me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home
me when I get home:
me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!
me the entire weekend:
all of us rn
it's so important to get a useless degree so that no one will ever hire you #Truth
This is the best ad for Project Hail Mary I have ever seen. Like if I was on the fence about watching or reading it, this would convince me to do so.