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[kayleefabulous]

MY ANACONDA-

[pleatedjeans]

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Tender and mild” more aptly describes chicken wings than a holy infant.

[darylfranz]

[keididikay]

[shessoluckyshesastar]

it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion 

[3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h]

FUCK my stupid monkey instincts making me crave human intimacy bitch we made houses and domesticated wolves we should be above this by now

[fastest-thing-deactivated201806]

when someone tells you how bad your fav is

[mjur96]

someone: don't overreact

me, already digging my grave and shovelling dirt on myself: i'm not

[mjalti]

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality

[everets]

an hour is only 600 vines long

[princesconsuela]

[teenscoolest]

follow teenscoolest for more!

[gothicprep]

this pig is relatable

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

can y'all leave Denise fucking alone!!! what’s she done to y'all

[gosimpsonic-deactivated20190116]

[mjur96]

Intro: yo dis my paper

Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"

Conclusion: dats it lol bye

[mjur96]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[spongebob-daily]