I'm bored but I'm feeling alright

🌸| Mostly for me to find the fics I'm looking for| Genderfluid they/them

[mkdsetandsunsets]

Anyone got klance fics where the team is so annoyed with them flirting and never getting together? I've seen this a couple times and it's so good

[queernightly]

I'm a big fan of Loser!Keith. Sure, he has nice facial features and a good bit of muscle but his hair is greasy and Pidge swears he doesn't wash it for weeks. He's always sweaty from training because he doesn't have many other hobbies. He tries to act independent but he follows Shiro around like a puppy. He's a bit (a lot) of a hypocrite. He can't open jars. Shiro thinks he has a knife kink.

He gives off a nonchalant weirdo vibe, but not on purpose, mind you. He just doesn't know how to start conversations (he's still a weirdo though). He's a good friend once you know him, but he starts staring at friends with big doe eyes which would be cute, if he didn't blink them slowly and one at a time. It always spooks the shit out of Hunk.

He tries to pretend he knows Spanish (because he took it in middle school) to impress Lance, but he doesn't remember shit and once told Lance that he was pregnant. He also tried to pretend he knew Japanese (because he's a weeb) but Shiro (he's Japanese, but also weeb central) and Pidge (tiny weeb) shut that down quickly.

He also sheds. Like a dog. Long, mullety strands of hair everywhere. Allura mistakes them for weird Earth bugs sometimes.

Oh, and he brought a lizard carcass on board from his boot because he didn't check before putting his foot in.

Lance thinks all of this is endearing. Hunk thinks Lance wears rose tinted glasses. Pidge thinks Lance needs to be checked for insanity. Shiro thinks he needs to buy a bottle of space-vodka.

[mkdsetandsunsets]

Does anyone have good Lance fic recs (or oneshots) where the team finds out he's bi because he flirts with a male alien/a male alien flirts with him? If it's in a fic then preferably Klance but I'm not against other Lance ships.

[mkdsetandsunsets]

Hiii does anyone know about this klance fic? I'm 100% sure it existed at some point but I can't find it :( Klance are friends pre-canon and they used to meet up at a beach before getting taken by Blue, Keith either actually forgot Lance or pretended to forget (I don't remember which one). Lance is upset by this... I don't remember the rest