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New user just dropped

Face reveal

More angles under the cut

EDIT: Married (in spirit) to @usagis-no1-fan my beautiful girlfriend under tag of #sumarmz wife core

#sumarmz waffles #theres only one person who knows what i look like irl who has my tumblr #and said person has not been online in ages i dont think #SO THIS COULD BE REAL FOR ALL YOU GUYS KNOW #im actually a seal with 1000 iq and tapping on a phone i found with a dead body using my stupid seal fins #also for newbies my old user was just sumarmz #sumarmz wife core #ig #bleh

dogpuppy

byjove

we need more mpreg in horror and less fpreg in horror. no more women terrifyingly pregnant, more men terrifyingly pregnant, preferably cis

its-bread-bitch

Big fan of college party animal Ryland “it’s been a long time since I took a pill from a stranger without knowing what it was” Grace who is a notorious menace.

Big fan of high academia Dr Ryland “will call you a staggering waste of carbon” Grace who is a short tempered, egotistical, and kind of a jerk.

Big fan of how Ryland Grace can be both these things but while still having his same fundamental personality as a good person and wet cat.

Big fan of how it’s generally agreed that teaching burned the evil out of him and let his whimsy shine.

Big fan of how it took arguably the most difficult and deranged demographic of the human population (thirteen year olds) to turn that man into the best version of himself.

autisticlittleguy

So, unlike Eridians, we discovered fire very early on and so our civilization kinda grew up with combustion right? We've had thousands of years to normalize it and get comfortable with the idea of using it casually for warmth or cooking etc.

In contrast, Eridians had to discover fire in a lab since their atmosphere doesnt have O2 like ours. So they dont have, like, an entire culture normalizing fire.

> Be me. Rocky the Eridian cosmonaut

> Tell Grace about Eridian space elevator design made out of Xenonite. Grace very impressed, says humans only dream about making space elevator.

> Odd? Ask Human friend Grace how humans got into space. Expecting some high tech solution since science humans clearly know more physics.

> Grace explains Humans strapped other Humans on top of Fire-Explodatron-9000 machines made out of weak human metal, basically Eridian cardboard, then shot them into orbit. Grace say the fire it makes is quite pretty to look at

man-offical

you ask me "where were you? why you keep dissapear ok?"

I here.

they trapped me in a grocery store. I stuck. help. ok? help.

galacticsabc

Here's some unserious comics and hastily drawn doodles

spacecorps

simon saw the element of surprise shirt and took that as a challenge

seadeepspaceontheside

Stupid ugly statement

maalidoesart

run

deadgravity

You don't have to grieve alone.

enthyrea

love the transmasc grace hc but something abt him always referring to himself as grace and wearing a skirt in the first ten minutes of the movie… transfem realness. let her out

morallygrayautisticscientist

Stratt, standing in front of a room of Important People TM: What we are about to watch for the first time is recordings from the Project Hail Mary. These videos may very well save humanity. Press play.

Grace, on recording: I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO CLUE WHAT I’M DOING.

Voice from back of room: welp, we’re fucked, it was nice having life on Eath while it lasted.

Stratt: Please remain silent. I assure you he has this under control. He’s got this.

Grace, on recording: THE WAY IN WHICH I DON’T GOT THIS.