[maybeacanadian]

[paradisixx]

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[captchacomics]

[monkeysaysficus]

WHY IS THERE NO HUMMINGBIRD POKEMON?

[ajoleote-deactivated20170908]

The fact that there are no hummingbirds in japan may be a reason

[adamsmasher]

There are no karate monkeys either but we got like twenty of those so

[wolftyla]

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

you ever hoist a big laundry basket on your hip and feel like the great tragedy of your life is that you weren’t born a hearty peasant girl in medieval england who’d die at 22 from an abscessed tooth

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

imo the fact that people apparently relate to this points to some kind of weird cell memory of centuries of female labour that’s activated by extended pressure against the hipbone. im becoming an evolutionary psychologist it was wonderful knowing you all

[eroscestlavie]

do you ever wonder what people say about you behind your back but like in a good way? like what are the #reviews 

[angelicky]

new ask meme: send me these #reviews 👀

[fuclcing-remade-deactivated2019]

are you an ocean or forest person? are you an ice cream or slushie person? are you a sunrise or sunset person? 

[valleydean]

[awwww-cute]

[losbukibarnes-deactivated202007]

giant powdered doughnut

[3rd-key]

Cosplay should not have a color barrier, I’d love a girl who did this.

Taylor Hobbs

[bpdpoc]

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter

[mathed-potatoes]

Yesterday I went to dinner to catch up with my buddy from the math department, and he told me this story about how he ran the city marathon in 2 hours, 59 minutes. That’s an amazing time. He was 19th out of thousands. 

He was doing pretty well for the first half, but then his ankle started to hurt. He slowed down for a bit, but then this girl he passed before passed him, and he started overthinking whether or not it was awkward to pass the same person multiple times, and, like, what if they small-talked about it? He decided it was better to pass her and stay ahead, so he picked up the pace. A few miles later, he fell in with two dude-bros who started talking to him. Not pleased to find himself in the company of dude-bros, he pulled ahead once again. This continued for a while; every time he got closed to a group of other marathoners, his social anxiety kicked in and he ran faster because he felt nervous being near people. 

TL;DR A mathematician ran an record marathon to avoid making small-talk with randos. He introverted his way into qualifying for the Boston marathon. 

[vine-blog]

when you get turnt to classical music

[thelovejournals]

One of the most amazing things that can happen is finding someone who sees everything you are and won’t let you be anything less. They see the potential of you. They see endless possibilities. And through their eyes, you start to see yourself the same way. As someone who matters. As someone who can make a difference in this world.

Susane Colasanti, So Much Closer (via thelovejournals)

[actionables]

my brain or as I like to call it, the suffer contraption

[hatake]

me: (has super negative thought)

me: thank you Captain Edge Lord can we please hear from someone else today

[longlettersindusk-deactivated20]

“If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die.”

(via suspend) This quote is one of my ultimate favorite quotes in the history of ever. (via bthnyy)

(via beautyofpale)