xXULTRANOSCOPERQUEENXx

Git gud.

[mlgsuggestion]

Damn, all the suggestion blogs are deader than MLG memes

[poptartsuggestions-b]

@mlgsuggestion is a sugar cookie poptart

[mlgsuggestion]

Yum!

[fandompariah-deactivated2021120]

My teachers while I was in school: “You’re going to end up in prison before you’re thirty”

Me: *Is in my twenties fitting the new heating system in the local prison and making the same wages as a new teacher*

My teachers:

[givememydailymemefix]

Eat pant

[arandomthot]

These girls are onto something

[thatgirlwiththememes]

This was just too good

[deejay]

[mlgsuggestion]

🔥🔥🔥

[purby-purble-deactivated2020050]

I’m being a little complicated, aren’t i?

Let me put this simply: You. Are. Mine.

[mlgsuggestion]

Aw, babe. You must be confused about how this game works. 

Git gud. It’s not that I’m yours. 

You’re mine. 

[consensualg-suggestions]

You kick me and you say you love me. You punch me and you say you can’t live without me. You cut me and say I’m your soulmate. I love you too.

[mlgsuggestion]

You have no fucking idea how happy this makes me to hear you say this. I really do love you. I love you so much, I want to see inside you...

[consensualg-suggestions]

Smash my head into the ground. Concrete, asphalt, tile, it doesn’t matter. Just make it look pretty.

[mlgsuggestion]

Sure thing, my little meatbag~

Maybe I’ll draw a dick on the ground with your blood afterwards~❤

[salanaaar]

[zacharieribbit]

I regret a lot of things in life however this is not one of them.

[niroxs]

Try explaining this to people in 10 years time.

[mlgsuggestion]

👱🏻🚪✋️📎🚗🚪

[mlgsuggestion]

Press F to pay respects

[mlgsuggestion]

It's high noon.

[expressedsuggestions]

Well now. Aren’t you just the cutest little thing? It’d be a shame if a knife destroyed that adorable face of yours.

[mlgsuggestion]

Take one more fucking step towards me and I swear I’ll destroy YOUR face, with this gun!

[expressedsuggestions]

[Johnathan appears taken aback, then grins.] Aww. Now you’re even cuter.

[mlgsuggestion]

|She didn't lower her gun.|

I'll noscope you so hard, you won't even be able to say 'wow!' I play Overwatch, you know!