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The milk was expired anyway, as Dave found out when he snatched it from her hand and guzzled it. Laughs were had by all. Except Dave, yeah.

#rose lalonde #roxy lalonde #dave strider #mliastuck #homestuck #never drink straight from the container #that's just gross!!!

She's channeling Ke$ha.

#dave strider #rose lalonde #roxy lalonde #mliastuck #homestuck #rose is secretly feeling guilty because she was invited and was currently at the store searching for enough booze for everyone to poisen ...#she quickly states that she has no idea what he is tlaking about and tells him to go hang out with karkat #that should fix it she says to the mayor as they wander over to grab the cheapest vodka they could find

Not the 'Imperial March'? FOR SHAME!

#Sollux Captor #mliastuck #homestuck #they were hired by a girlfriend of a huge star wars fan to cheer him up #but they got the address wrong #oh dear

And texting. Those three are a bad combination.

#roxy lalonde #Sollux Captor #mliastuck #homestuck #translation: driving through the smokey night is light traveling at light speed. there is no time or people or places beyond the car and ...

HER NAME.

#roxy lalonde #mliastuck #homestuck #super smart #but can't spell worth a shit #the teachers have given up on taking points for spelling

Jade got all the book smart brains in the family. . .

#john egbert #rose lalonde #mliastuck #homestuck #if that gets banned #we will all die #or be banned as well #H2O people

The DMV is just an extension of Hell.

#nepeta leijon #Aradia Megido #mliastuck #homestuck #no really #they're all part of hell #for real

Spoiler alert: not a request.

#kanaya maryam #dave strider #mliastuck #homestuck #kanaya was later found waving her chainsaw back and forth in front of dave's house screaming #rose threw him out of his window #pain was experienced

Never try to prank a Crocker. It does not end well.

#jane crocker #john egbert #mliastuck #homestuck #she had poppop as a role-model #think about it

Jane and Gamzee's relationship in two sentences.

#jane crocker #gamzee makara #mliastuck #homestuck #this is what gamzee gets for waking her up in the middle of the night

JAKE. SWEETIE. STOPPPP.

#Jake English #mliastuck #homestuck #jake is one of those people who just doesn't learn #as in #ever

Being a young boy on a deserted island is hard. It's hard and no one understands.

#jade harley #Jake English #mliastuck #homestuck #he didn't realize that they went on his feet until he was 12 #he was happy to stop eating them

Context. Is. Everything.

#terezi pyrope #mliastuck #homestuck #spoiler alert #she was at the dentist #he decided to try flavored gloves #with terrible results

There shall be blood.

#kanaya maryam #dave strider #rose lalonde #mliastuck #homestuck #never mess with twilight in front of these girls #never

It was Roxy.

#kanaya maryam #mliastuck #homestuck #right after giving it to her she asked for a glass #kanaya never got a drop

Dave only regrets that he had not thought of doing this first and as such replies, "Dude. No." and secretly ponders a way to top that extraordinary feat of pure irony.

#john egbert #dave strider #mliastuck #homestuck #john finds him days later in his room with piles of half written raps sobbing softly

Unless it is an umbrella sword.

#dirk strider #john egbert #mliastuck #homestuck #john later bought the striders both umbrellas #but #irony seems to call for the destruction of umbrellas #oh dear

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