Aurora and the mares

Mod: There are universes so no cheating Im just to lazy to put them on.

[tickle-me-dalek]

[thewhiteboardofkanjisan]

even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious

[tickle-me-dalek]

That narrows it down to one planet!

[tickle-me-dalek]

If you say it loud enough you’ll always sound precocious

[thatradicalnotion]

Lisa Simpson at Stuff-n-Hug

[diehasen]

Reblog by December 20th if you’re interested you will receive the URL of the person you’ll be giving to!

Please make sure to have your ask box open!

It’d be great if you could give your gift on christmas but since you’ll find out on the 20th who you’re giving to, you should make sure to give your gift before the end of December, but I’m sure you can figure out something to give that your secret santa will love!

Have fun~

[heartswillrecover]

[eviezella]

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

[i-am-not-a-mourning-person]

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

[itsapowertrip]

but what if your pin backwards is someone elses pin? ex: 1234 is my pin, but backwards 4321 is someone elses pin..

[theeladylazarus]

The machine will only accept your pin since you have to swipe your card beforehand.

[criptonite]

What if my pin is 1331?

[comic-canary]

i hope you’re being  smart ass

[vandigo-deactivated20180131]

ATM’S DO NOT HAVE THIS FEATURE. I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY PUT IN A PIN NUMBER BACKWARDS AT AN ATM FOR WHATEVER REASON, AND IT JUST GIVES AN ERROR MESSAGE SAYING INCORRECT PIN.

I ALSO CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HAD TO EXPLAIN TO CUSTOMERS OF THE BANK I USED TO WORK CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR THAT NO, AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINES DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS. 

WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE GRABS YOU AT AN ATM AND THREATENS YOU FOR ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS MONEY? YOU GIVE THEM YOUR GODDAMN MONEY, CALL THE POLICE, AND THEN CALL THE BANK. THE CAMERA ON THE FUCKING ATM SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT THEIR FACE, AND THERES USUALLY ANOTHER CAMERA NEARBY JUST IN CASE THEY SHIELD THEMSELVES FROM THE ATM CAMERA. CALL THE POLICE FIRST, AND THEN CALL YOUR FUCKING BANK. TELL THE PERSON WHO WORKS FOR THE BANK WHAT HAPPENED, AND THEY WILL TAKE THE POLICE REPORT NUMBER, AND RETURN THE MONEY TO YOUR GODDAMN ACCOUNT.

THAT IS THE FUCKING POLICY IN THE EVENT OF THIS KIND OF CRIME BEING COMMITTED AGAINST ANY BANKING CUSTOMER.

ATM MACHINES DO NOT HAVE THIS FUCKING FEATURE, STOP SPREADING GODDAMN LIES THAT CAN GET PEOPLE FUCKING HURT SHOULD THEY BE IN THAT PREDICAMENT.

[yourhighnessaloistrancy]

Raise your hand if you've ever felt like a terrible roleplayer

[mlp-aurora]

HOLY SHIT TUMBLR GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER

YOU FUKING SAID I HAD 4 MESSAGES WHEN I HAD ONE //cries\

[mlp-aurora]

DAM FUKING ASK LIMIT LIKE WHY

[labyrinthheaven]

lmao i wonder which one is the originall1!!!!

[mlp-aurora]

OMG LIKE its totally the bottom one #not

[g-loomy-blog]

[sithempire]

Those windows should be boarded up.

[mandjardin]

And the lights should be off

Rookie mistakes.

[thestonedscriptures]

They wont make it 

[burgertwink-blog]

SHUT UP STOP ACTING LIKE YOU’RE SO SMART AND SUPERIOR ABOUT SOMETHING THAT WONT HAPPEN

[maximummightyx]

you know what we call people that that attitude?

potential zombies

[airozonivek-deactivated20131111]

When I first joined Tumblr I was like:

[sodamnrelatable]

WTF is a GIF

What’s an “ANON”?

WTF do I do!

Now I’m Like

more relatable?

[toholdstarsinyourhands]

[xmarksthespock-deactivated20141]

#THE DALEKS HAVE THE PHONEBOX #BUT THE HUMANS HAVE THE DALEKS

[christmasyclara-deactivated2014]

I have read it in dalek voice

[inspirationxlifestyle-deactivat]

Reblog if you wouldn't mind getting some anons.

[writtenly]

I mean this. I’m not just saying a bunch of lies

[capnmakara-deactivated20170702]

im crying

[evocativepunk-deactivated201805]

I actually needed this

[uncommon-talk]

I mean this sincerely

[revanchistsuperstar]

If you’re a Jensen girl, don’t click on this because you won’t be able to handle it… 

and whatever you do don’t zoom in…

well of course im going to click the link

awww yeah

ok time to zoom in

jESUs TakeE The WHEelL 

[misha-let-me-touch-your-assbutt]

damn gurl u fine

okay I don’t get it what’s all the fuss abou-

LUciFeR HeLp MeEE

[loki-cat2]

hey not bad

let me just zoom i-

well

[spaghetti-3ooo-deactivated20190]

It got better

[sparklebuns]

[samandriel]

DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW

AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH

HA-HA-HA

YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING

I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT

GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO

I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT 

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY

OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE

OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY)

JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL

BITCH WHAT DID I SAY

RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE

FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH

HEY

EVERY YEAR AROUND THIS TIME

THIS POST COMES BACK

[speakinghearts]

ETS BACK. HAHAHAHAHAHA.

[kingofjack-deactivated20140105]

why have I never seen this I’m dead.

[teselations]

I sang along out loud. No shame.

[ivernui]

[rainbow-burst45]

Its so funny because he is the eleventh doctor and he said eleven.. I should stop talking …