MLTMSK

Proving North Dakota does, in fact, possess access to electricity

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[pissvortex]

i’m not sure what he was serving but he was serving it

[pyomorphic]

cunt

[nogf]

Definitely cunt

[guerrillatech]

[astormlikethis-remaking]

[simena]

Garden of Hope - James Gurney (detail)

[manticoreimaginary]

oh my god, but what is this painting without the dinosaur?

[lizardlicks]

why would you crop the dinosaur

[eeethereaaal-deactivated2022081]

[crap-userrname16]

[doublemooncrab]

[laminated paper wobble noise]

[crustluver]

Scoliosis

[hergraveyard]

Me when someone puts ice down my shirt

[ceremonial]

Robert Pattinson in Bel Ami (2012) / The Lighthouse (2019)

[spencersbitch]

Robert Pattinson in Twilight (2008)

[keptins-log]

[la-laborista-republiko]

Cropped boomer memes may be the greatest shit I’ve ever seen

[la-laborista-republiko]

[la-laborista-republiko]

[brucebocchi]

don’t be afraid of the ocean fuck snakes

[unclefather]

Sometimes you need to just go full on rabid to get a little dick. Don’t be scared

[anchovy]

It's Time

[ameliecozy]

Instagram: kimmyn_

[autumncozy]

[pisboy]

“widow is dressed sexy to distract and seduce her enemies”

she’s a sniper

[pisboy]

*notices a blue dot on the horizon* ah!!!! me pengy *a bullet passes right through my skull*

[hollowtones]

if a counter-sniper catches even a WHIFF of her baja blast tittums then all of the blood in their body IMMEDIATELY rushes to their Penas & balls and it stays there. they will drop dead in seconds

[pisboy]

please give petra a round of applause for enriching our lives by providing us the phrase baja blast tittums

[hollowtones]

i pray some day for this to be my one and only legacy

[fallingforleavesandpumpkins]

[charlesoberonn]

Whenever I do worldbuilding I try to keep this image in mind

[sirnekomeowinton]

[flakmaniak]

[r4cs0]

[understuckphanuniverse]

i hate this fucking site so much *clicks reblog*

[spinachandhoney]

Funniest shit I’ve ever seen.

[brightlotusmoon]

Ah, the Mary Suez.

[areawest]

hundreds of years of language evolution and innumerable events had to line up in the exact right order for that pun to make sense.

[post-store]

$27.99

[fozzie]

[a-bold-move]

[eelizabit]

You Farted

[imaginedsoldier]