[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Fun Christmas idea:

Hang mistletoe but instead of kissing you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

Mistlefoe™

[distinguishedbaloney]

[inspiring-pictures]

RIP never forget.

[notyovrbabe]

This is my favorite picture on the Internet

[weloveshortvideos]

[soft-butch-cassidy]

so my grandmother just told me a joke…

“Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?”

“I dunno, ‘cause flowers are pretty cool?”

“In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.”

i just like omg grandMA NO 

[jurassicarmada-deactivated20181]

Grandma yes

[cheesymermaid]

I just tried to tell this to my girlfriend.

Me: Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?

Her: Oh, I know this! It has to do with the plague back in the 1500s. You see, [explanation of plague stuff]

Me: In… In loving memory of all the faces that were buried there.

Her: What?

Me: It’s a joke. It was just a joke.

[samandriel]

my rooster doesn’t crow when the sun rises, he crows when he hears humans wake up, like you can literally just roll over in bed and he’s like “hoLY SHIT THAT’S A PEOPLE THE HUMAN ISAWAKE AHHH AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

[samandriel]

the same rooster - god guys he’s so cute - he always lets hens eat treats first and won’t have any treats until they’ve had as much as they want, unless it’s a blueberry. shit, blueberries are like serious fucking business for Pharaoh. he’s a gentleman until the damn blueberries come out and then he don’t play no fuckin games

[samandriel]

in case you were wondering this is him

[islandofskye-blog]

[mountainmoonvolcano]

mail tiimmeeee

[victorious]

[dancingqueenstillateen]

That is not what I was expecting when I hit unmute, but I’m so glad I did.

[aquaristlifeforme]

They would do this for anyone’s shoe. I dont feel special.

[thiswindowtomysoul]

@theyplaypompeii

[lil-fabrizio]

The Strokes at Capitol Theatre May 31st 2016

[n0kiv]

Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though”

[ahzodiac]

Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer

Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius

Tyler: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Leo

[makemelaughblog]

[placiddream]

[yeahimadea]

To quote Shakespeare: this was a man

[oozmart]

[braveryandguitars-deactivated20]

@withouthecitylights is this ur mom

[snailphobe]

I love Brendon Urie

[joywave77777]

miles and miles away…. Taylor Swift trembles. falls to the floor as profit…slips away from an already-successful artist’s fingertips….. how……. why…….. but the copyright laws…………. the money……

[not-all-the-prayers]

Velma was fucking fearless

[froth]

#Velma ‘The Abyss Is Gonna Be The First One To Look Away’ Dinkley (via springdelirium)

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[dark-beautiful-twisted-soul]