Mmjsunny

I have bones. They're not mine. "This must be what going mad feels like" -Simon

[mmjsunny]

WAIT. Are people supposed to do an Intro? I feel left out 😔. I'll do so anyway.

- I'm Al (Alisteir) he/him. Uhhhhh, I'm Pan and greysexual.

- I'm kinda just a straight white boy with interests that are mildly concerning.

- I really like Simon Tam. But I also have other interests like It, Henry Bowers, Sally face, Sanders Sides, Scream, Kindergarten 2, Avatar the last Airbender, TOH, Camp Camp, Class of 09, Gravity Falls, Harry Potter, Heathers, House MD, Stardew Valley, The Stanley Parable, Bojack Horseman, Inside job, Dead Plate, Dan Vs, Henry Danger, Danny Phantom, Haunted Hotel, pjsk, Saiki K, Bungo Stray dogs, and Supernatural. Yes, I did list all my interests and I'm not putting any of them in the tags. Ask me about my favorite characters. PLEASE.

- I'm Absurdist!! Which is weird with how much I joke about ending it. But I never would.

- My dumbass likes problematic music artists like McCafferty and MSI... but I also like Butthole Surfers!

- My girlfriend is concerned with how much I talk about animated men. She thinks I'm gay... 😔😔😔. Nothing wrong with that! I'm just one for the boys, I guess.

- My friend said that I was a father because I got tools for Christmas... and a magnet fishing kit...

- I do Archery sometimes, but I'm left handed so I'm screwed.

- My favorite movie is like... IT 2017 and my favorite show is Firefly.

- I'm an all honors student... by accident. The lady said, "you wanna be in honors?" I said sure and now I'm stressed. The classes are fun.

- I'm not very creative so I don't post too much about my interests, but I reblog a lot.

- I had a hyperfixation on cannibalism and almost made my teacher throw up... that was some character development.

- I skateboard but like, not cool. I only use it to get around town when I don't wanna walk.

- I'm a huge history buff, but like, for the weird shit... no one in my life cares to ask about how much I know about the founding fathers and the cold war... the US was planning to bomb the moon...

- I strive to become a medical professional, everyone always said "you shouldn't become a coroner" because apparently you get weird looks. So I've decided on becoming something more "respectable" it's also hard to find work as a coroner where I live because it's... a small city. And despite there being a shooting near my school (Not at), no one really dies in weird ways here.

...I had to look up how to do this... 😔😔😔. I don't usually do intros because someone can look at whatever and be like, "that person is... human" for the most part.

[mmjsunny]

Yall. I got a D on my math final. Im overjoyed, I thought I was going to get an F because I was picking answers based on vibes.

I still have a C+ in math — just let me take calculus PLEASE

[homosexual--mothman]

Noticed a pattern in these three textpost memes by @wateronagreasefire and decided to continue it

(I couldn't find a good one for Mal's interrogation scene so I resorted to Serenity)

[threadworn]

I’ve always liked the popular headcanon that Jon wears glasses but stops needing to after the Beholding has properly gets its claws in him. but god how funny would it be if he became the Antichrist Of The Eyepocalypse and STILL couldn’t see without glasses despite it all. And I’m talking blind as a bat. Can Know Literally Anything but without two stupid bits of glass over his eyes he WILL walk directly into a pole. I think that would be good enough motive to just start killing people

[tamsiblings]

Another goofy ask time!

If everyone on the crew were modern day internet influencers, what sort of content would they be making?

sorry this took 5 approximate forevers! (if y’all ever see my executive dysfunctioning no you don’t)

tysm for the ask! 💕

mal: handy diy hacks and tutorials for a variety of topics. because why the fuck is he gonna pay for anything he can do himself. he will teach you how to build a bookshelf and jumpstart or hotwire a car and paint your ceiling and pasteurize your own milk you can DO IT he BELIEVES IN U. really resents that he has to take ad deals for this to be a viable venture for him.

zoe: struggled with zoe so bad i’m so sorry zoe my love. i think what i’m landing on is athletics/physical challenge videos? it starts as a form of therapy exercise but she gets kinda big online? lots of rockclimbing and hiking and soccer and trying out those “impossible workout routines”. she likes showing people modifications they can do. her comment section is heavily moderated and she is NOT afraid to turn the option off bc it’s a privilege.

wash: based on my longstanding headcanon of wash as a music guy, music reviewer type! has an impressive vinyl collection. known for listening to ever kind if music that exists and his lasting love for weird al. has collaborations with the most RANDOM people.

inara: a little bit of beauty and a little bit of wellness, i think? makeup and perfume and lotion but also candles and tea. has a side channel where she does daily yoga vlogging. has this very elusive allure where people are so utterly enamored by her that they feel very personally attached even though she never says ANYTHING about her personal life!

jayne: guns. gun safety. aim training. antique guns. latest model reviews. would y’all be mad if i said i think he is well-known in the conservative-online community

book: cooking channel! he makes his favorite recipes and tries new things that people suggest and recounts stories from his travels, occasionally getting into spirituality mode. very known for being the kind of content that’s nice/comforting to fall asleep to.

simon: this man does not know work-life balance. medicine. debunking medical myths and general public education. some of those “real doctor reacts to [xyz]” videos. does a lot of sponsorship research and refuses to promote anything that makes unsubstantiated health claims. gets in into some internet beef over it with another influencer.

river: cryptic 4+ hour video essays where she never ever shows her face but they’re known for her voice captivating people. about just about anything you can name though mythology, literature, art, philosophy, and theoretical physics and its relationship to, well, everything are all common threads.

kaylee: repair videos!!! she likes fixing cars best but she will fix anything she can get her hands on that needs it and explain the process as best she can! it’s a niche-ish area of interest but the followers she does have are the kind to watch and comment on Everything, they’re just that dedicated. she likes it but sometimes feels a little boxed in bc she has other interests!! she meets inara who encourages her to explore those and she starts a fashiony channel - some of its reviews and some of its showing stuff she embroiders! then she and inara make out

[mmjsunny]

Fellow Firefly fans, I need your help 😭😭🥀

I NEED the Ballad of Serenity on solo violin and I can't find it anywhere, bro

Please, I just wanna find it so I can play it — if any of yall know where to find a solo violin for it, please tell me or send it to me

I'll forever be in your debt

😭😭😭

[wateronagreasefire]

This is the official sheet music if it's not already in your collection (and I know what you mean by oboe being popular for transcriptions of this song. Baffling, tbh).

If you can figure out how this is played, it can help with the instrumental breaks/the fiddle interludes.

I'm plodding along on a violin and banjo transcription and if I ever finally get it done, rest assured I will post it ASAP.

[mmjsunny]

Fellow Firefly fans, I need your help 😭😭🥀

I NEED the Ballad of Serenity on solo violin and I can't find it anywhere, bro

Please, I just wanna find it so I can play it — if any of yall know where to find a solo violin for it, please tell me or send it to me

I'll forever be in your debt

😭😭😭

[clementine-kesh]

call me terminally academia-brained but i do think a lot of the fun of character analysis is figuring out how to build a compelling argument for a particular reading using lines of evidence from canon as well as meta/intertextual support

[clementine-kesh]

and you could say that what i’m saying here is basically “a lot of the fun of doing character analysis is doing character analysis” but let’s be real a lot of fandom character analysis is pretty heavily vibes-based. and i think that’s where i really chafe up against the traditional thought-terminating fandom attitude of like, everyone’s opinions hold equal weight and any interrogation of that is inherently hostile. because i think it’s fascinating to dig into where others are coming from in terms of their views on characters or dynamics or whatever, especially when they differ significantly from more commonly expressed views, and part of that digging is asking people okay what parts of canon are you drawing from to support your opinion? what parts of canon are you disregarding or downplaying? how does this argument hold up in the light of how race, gender, class, ability, etc. operate both in the piece’s in-fiction and real world contexts?

[gayhockeyshow]

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

[wateronagreasefire]

Firefly Textpost Meme 136 (Second Annual Pride Special Edition)

[wateronagreasefire]

just got my @au-roulette assignments and I need input on one:

For my entry for "band/musician AU":

concert violinist River Tam

popstar River Tam

Voting ended onJun 2

[homosexual--mothman]

Assuming Tomodachi Life exists in 500 years, who made the crew on their island?

Mal

Zoë

Wash

Inara

Jayne

Kaylee

Simon

River

Book

Someone else (does Badger have all his contacts on his island?)

Voting ended onMay 30

(if you have any related headcanons PLEASE share them)

[eyelessfog]

a character who truly, legitimately goes “but why does that matter?” about their feelings when someone who cares about them asks. and the sudden falling of everyone around them’s faces as they realize that this person doesn’t recognize themself as someone who needs or should be taken care of. i want Everyone to hurt. surprise at the idea, worry for them, horror at not having noticed. do you see this person who doesn’t think of themselves as a person?

[homosexual--mothman]

The two sides of Doctor Simon Tam

[wateronagreasefire]

Firefly Textpost Meme 135

[somepomegranatetea]

the thing about medical history that i find so compelling is that you’re inclined to assume things developed linearly, like, we didn’t know how stuff worked and then over time we figured it out. but that doesn’t account for how far and how eagerly we went in so many absolutely wild directions

[homosexual--mothman]

Jaynesimon bonding over homoerotic tension