abm.

[ah-lie-zah] || September 10

[howyougetthefangirl-deactivated]

I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was following you and taking pictures of you” and then they walked home with me and that one guy stopped following me and hONESTLY THIS IS WHAT I AM HERE FOR

[deathbedscene-archive]

having siblings is weird bc like one minute u want to strangle them with their own intestines and then later ur singing dramatic duets together

[tamper]

[love-personal]

[pokemastertyty]

[idle-handss-deactivated20200807]

People who notice everything but remain silent are to be feared.

[galaxypiratekitten-blog]

Spoon me so I can wiggle my butt and give you a boner

[love-personal]

[stonefieldofdreams]

[htxdadd-deactivated20210702]

yooooooooo

[dumbgay]

i may be a terrible person but at least i say please and thank you and use my fucking blinker

[uniquehairstyles]

[plants4]

I’ve given a fuck once or twice

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who is never gonna give you up

[catsidc-deactivated20160904]

and never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you 

[bumbleshark]

today mom asked “did you catch any pokemon today?” and this is so surreal, never did i think i’d experience this

[depresseddemise]

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

[1ooflyzz]

[trillaparade]