🐋,🐋,🐋, It's Matt

Life's good.

[mocha-mutt]

playing video game

game: this weapon has +6 damage and +4 defence from your current weapon

me: but it ugly

[weloveshortvideos]

[murallamuerta]

[memewhore]

[dutchstore]

When you’re trying to smile for a picture but have to sneeze at the same time by Danny LoPriore

[babyanimalgifs]

This puppy is a cuteness emergency

baby animals blog

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Help

[badtunesboi-deactivated20180307]

“Sweet dreams are made of this. Who am I to disagree?“

[phoenix-phoenix-deactivated2019]

Holy shit this fucking super power. The avengers did Quicksilver WRONG.

[professor-maple-mod]

Holy shit

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Oh my

[tastefullyoffensive]

They think he’s a baby cow.

[akisazame]

[cute-overload]

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Pure baby

[kingjaffejoffer]

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Who can stop him

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THE SIGNS// stereotype ||| real life

Aries:

Stereotype/ IMMA FUCK U UP DUDE, IM FUCKING ANGRY, LETS GOOOOOOOO

Real life/ Just needs a cookie

Taurus:

Stereotype/ touch my food, I'll break your neck, bitch

Real life/ calm as fuck and an actual art mom

Gemini:

Stereotype/ supports trump and WiLL sTaBb YOOOu In ThA BaCk

Real life/ very smart and loves late night conversations

Cancer:

Stereotype/ *just came out of the fkin whomb*

Real life/ will not take shit from you and also loves sweets

Leo:

Stereotype/ BOW DOWN BITCHEZ, I'm your queen

Real life/ Actually insecure and regrets a lot of decisions they made

Virgo:

Stereotype/ *cricket noices* BORINNGGGGG

Real life/ such a smol bean and doesn't want to grow up

Libra:

Stereotype/ WOW, SUCH NICE. VERY PRETTY, LOTS CHARMING, MUCH SWEET

Real life/ can actual be A real bitch and talks behind ppls back

Scorpio:

Stereotype/ sex addicts "its not a phase mom"

Real life/ sweethearts and very pretty

Sagittarius:

Stereotype/ A WORLD TRAVELING FUCKING MEME

Real life/ v smart and slightly egoistic

Capricorn:

Stereotype/ Mr. Krabs from Spongebob #MOnEeyyyy

Real life/ actually very sensitive and sooo sweet

Aquarius:

Stereotype/ an alien created by the illuminati

Real life/ fucking cool and passionate about what they love, also v hot

Pisces:

Stereotype/ Stoned crybaby, HAPPY 420 PEOPLE

Real life/ sensitive and just wants hugs but also is to confused to get what is going on

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me as a parent.

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some Tarzan doodles 

(i just wanted to draw Terk as a human shhh)

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AW THIS

[nightlifemingus]

all bugs can be organized into one of three categories: homies, chillers, and haters. hornets and wasps are haters. mosquitos are haters. most spiders are homies cuz they eat shitty bugs, some spiders are chillers cuz they dont really do anything, but also some spiders are haters because they’ll kill you. learn to tell the difference. bees are homies but they become haters if you fuck with them. most beetles are chillers but if they’re the kind of beetle that flies really fast at your face then they’re haters.

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