mochaleigh

est-ce la zik ou les problèmes / les problèmes ou bien la musique @restlessfeathers

[fatestaynighttextposts]

[giganticbuddha]

[wizardarchetypes]

(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”

[wizardarchetypes]

[draconym]

I also drew it

[cryptkds-deactivated20221030]

when i showed this to my friends they didn’t believe me that sonic had a sword in one game

[gracefuldisasters]

NO THIS IS PERFECT

[universeofmemes]

[lizardsister]

you’re laughing. the rugrats are lost in paris and you’re laughing.

[demilypyro]

The opposite of a mansion murder mystery where everyone present is a bounty hunter who really wants to take credit for the murder and the detective has to find out who really did it

[demilypyro]

[redphienix]

Assistant: "What about the gunpowder found at the scene?"

Detective: "I thought about that as well! But as you can see from the bullet wound, it was clearly done posthumously."

Assistant: "Remarkable find! But why would someone shoot a corpse?"

*Bounty hunter 'Gun shootman' tossing his hat on the ground and stomping it as he rips up the contract he hoped to cash in on fulfilling*

[statboosts]

Femme fatale: his ink bottle was knocked over detective. I dont know if that means anything but its all i could find. *coquettishly turns and shows off ink stains on dress*

Detective: The victim was murdered in the lounge actually so i don't think there should have been any ink there at all

Femme fatale: *takes off heels and throws them through the glass window*

[haberdashing]

In the end it’s revealed that the “victim” died of natural causes

[rnismatch]

Otra víctima del Chupacabras

[tagedeszorns]

This machine kills AI

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Asian grass lizard be upon ye

Sweetie!

[clubconsent]

Why iut have so much? In trhe butt

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Don't body shame him

[theconcealedweapon]

[hollowboobtheory]

what terminally online looks like will depend on your primary platform. twitter brain worms look very different from tiktok brain worms and tumblr brain worms are a whole other species

[hollowboobtheory]

Twitter brain worms: don't even LOOK at me if you think someone can be repticosexual and dipporomantic at the same time. and yall can not reclaim faggot either 💅

tiktok brain worms: aw rippedgutscore is out already? damn and I didn't even get to wear any of the 35 pieces I got from shein for it and now I have to throw all of them out! oh well on to catfish girl. hey did you get the new temu anti wrinkle Stanley cup yet?

tumblr brain worms: you fuckers think VICTOR FUCKING FRANKENSTEIN is capable of topping???? I have to laugh. nah imma frankenfuck that old man into pieces and look God in the eye while i do it. get that old man Frankenpreg.

Facebook brain worms: oh my god did you see they're putting amino acids in school lunches to turn your kids TRANS. aw what a cute baby peacock! God's creations truly are beautiful *looking at the most obvious ai image you've ever seen*

YouTube brainrot: *lengthy and highly opinionated analysis of a movie you've never seen*

[aokozaki]

Okay honestly it didn't hit me how funny the concept of Weird Al's Even Worse album is until I found out they'd have gone on sale side by side.

"Hmmm, do I want Bad, or Even Worse?"

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

remember when tachibana like waved his hand and turned the lights off in the city… w..why did he do that

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

me when i do this just to be quirky ig

[skittybot]

“dear diners, we apologise but we must turn out all the lights for the next few minutes. our proprietor is flexing on a 20yo”

[hmmm-official]

hmmm

[randomencounters]

Place: the Forest of Salami

[sixthrock]

[tooies]

wuold u still love me if i escaped my enclosure

[yossyislandd]

yeah sure. wait why are you in the hallway

[tooies]

im just hanging out

[quietus-system]

Just commited a crime. God I love killing people for money

[suinicide]

Hey you shouldn't do that. You should be killing people because you enjoy it, not to play the part of a capitalist cog

[quietus-system]

You're so right, I'm such a buffoon