Yugen

75% water.

[mutual-we-discussed-it]

this is your daily reminder to take a chonce

[riemth-deactivated20181126]

What the fuck is a chonce

[hellotailor]

big fan of the guy in the Last Jedi who licks the salt and then says, “salt.”

[peradii-deactivated20190308]

See if I was in star wars I like to think I would be a cool jedi but no I would be this guy

[lilboreddev-blog]

REBLOG IF YOU LOVE DOGS

[poeticfog]

9 million people fucking love dogs

[bitchycode]

Love it on Christmas Day when a label on a present says “from mom and dad” and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what’s inside

[abimarias-deactivated20150904]

at a mutual’s house

me: hey can i use your bathroom?

them: sure!! it’s down the hall first door on the right

me:

[s-t-y-l-e-t-s]

[transmortifried]

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

[theanimejunkie]

welcome to the english language

[sleepy-ocean-girl]

*cracks knuckles*

Dass das “das”, dass “das”, das “das”, dass “daß” und das “das”, dass “dass”, dass das “daß” ersetzt, gleich ausgesprochen wird, ist ganzschön verwirrend.

Kinda adorable when english tries to be a hard language.

[and-his-name-will-be-40-and-2]

i’m sorry, was?

[sleepy-ocean-girl]

I came up with more:

Zwischen oder und und und und und und und und und oder kommt immer ein Komma!

Or one with not even any other words:

Tragen Tragen Tragen, tragen Tragen Tragen

Or:

Weichen Weichen weichen Weichen, weichen Weichen weichen Weichen.

[honey-sunny-bee]

Germany what the heck

[4gifs]

[raserus]

LIL BABBY

U CANT SCARE THE OCEAN

GO LAY DOWN

[amiseeingyourcolourormine]

IT LOOKS LIKE TOOTHLESS

[bladeoffenris]

I like to believe that all the dragons in the world were magically cursed and turned into cats. But cats have never forgotten where they come from, hence the attitude.

[tanoraqui]

I nearly didn’t reblog this but the above comment makes more sense than anything I’ve ever heard.

[mzminola]

…that’s…that’s actually a story my mom used to tell me when I was little? That a dragon showed up at someone’s cottage so they gave it milk. And the dragon enjoyed the milk, so it kept coming back and got smaller and softer and purry-er until eventually it wasn’t a dragon anymore, it was a cat, and that’s where cats came from and why we keep giving them milk.

She might have gotten the story from Ursula K. Le Guin, or I have confused it with a different dragon story.

[jeannettegray]

@ladydragon76

[ladydragon76]

Love it!

[aerylon]

@torashinagama

[sprinklesandsugarcubes]

Ohmygoodnessssss. 😍😍😍

[shencomix]

[deepspacepirate]

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

[1000drawings]

by Andy Westface

[heckifiknowcomics]

Seasons Greetings my dudes!

[furuba]

[lynngoon]

these guys

[thebreadoverlord-deactivated202]

bless these beautiful people

[arkhaeology]

This is the first time I’ve heard Uptown Funk. Thank you, ridiculously aerobatic man in a Spider-man costume, for making this moment possible for me.

[whatthefoucault]

How the hell does this not have more notes

[retro--trash-deactivated2018032]

I can see it now, Spiderman with the Avengers in NYC then this song comes on and he starts jamming and the Avengers are like “wh-what are you doing?” 

[plaitypuss]

I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH SPIDERMAN OMG

[notkatniss]

please watch this and know i would die for them if they asked

[tan-man88]

“We’re gay”

[broccococcoli]

finally relatable dipictions of gay people: reasoning something you do simply by virtue of being gay.

[thejakelikesonions]

Gary just wants to be liked.

[thejakelikesonions]

Leaves are jerks