what she says: I'm fine
what she means: I just need to know if the ASOUE trailer is fake and pretending to be real or real and pretending to be fake; Daniel Handler didn't even confirm it was fake he just kind of stirred the pot; the clip is still up despite the fact it would violate a whole slew of copyrights if it were really fake; when will we next see a clip or a trailer, I'll take anything at this point, real or not, hell, I'll take half a second of footage at this point; who is going to play count olaf, is he going to do it right, is he going to be magnificent; how do I audition to play Violet; can Lana Del Rey be involved somehow; when the fuck is this thing going to air; when the fuck are we going to find out anything else about it; scientifically speaking Isadora Quagmire is trans; will this thing be diverse I need it to be diverse; where is Lemony Snicket; what is a Snicket, is it like a snitch and a cricket; can I call my child Lemony or would it be weird; all is not fucking quiet here; this whole agony is a goddamn chef's salad; BUT THE VIDEO WAS SO PERFECT AND SO BEAUTIFULLY MADE AND JUST EVERYTHING THAT AN ASOUE ADAPTATION NEEDS TO BE AND I REALLY JUST NEED IT TO BE REAL LIKE PLEASE I JUST NEED TO KNOW PLEASE IT'S TOO GOOD IT'S TOO IMPORTANT I NEED TO KNOW, EVERYTHING, IN VERY FINE DETAIL, PLEASE, JUST TELL ME I DID MY WAITING TWELVE YEARS OF IT IN AZKABAN OK I DESERVE TO KNOW OR I'M GOING TO EXPLODE
