mad scientist is a valid career choice

aro/ace || 1996 || leo || ENFJ

[notchie]

telling first grader tier lies has got to be an underutilised form of commedy "when i was younger they sent me to the moon for a few weeks but had to send me back because they forgot to send enough food"

[postosho]

[S] Jade: Enter 🟢

[caffstrink]

To celebrate finishing rereading homosuck. Made them deltaing the runes

[snapscube]

[pokecraftking]

Pretty good, right

FUCKER?

Say hi to your

Mom

For me!

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[pileofknives]

Modern adaptation where the narrator is on a Megabus and just crushing a bag of Takis, wiping the dust on his Pepe shirt

[adzolotl]

The story was written in 1931 and set in 1927

This is the Cheez–It box design circa 1929

This is what our hero was carrying around town while he interviewed spooky fish people

[sic-semper-hominibus]

@natalieironside

[amygdalae]

Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

[amygdalae]

Woo! Yeah! Woohoo! Yippee! Hell yeah! Woo!

[amygdalae]

[melodeelaine]

Kingfisher and Great Egret lined up just right

[blazing-butterfly-inactive]

@notsospiteful I like the way you think

[recklessmoss]

𝙻𝙰𝙸𝙺𝙰 𝚃𝙾 𝙶𝚁𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙻 — I miss you , Have I told you that yet?

[drfelici]

Just a lil guy having fun

[drfelici]

Another lil guy showing some sick moves 🔥

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[wyrmicelli]

whats everybody bringing to the tumblr potluck?!?

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Voting ended onJul 9, 2025

[wyrmicelli]

great work everyone!!!!

[haonqq]

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

[haonqq]

ALL OF THEM

[ahsadler]

[birdwatchy-standaround]

everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one

[phaeton-flier]

It looks like it would be so excited to run over when you needed a bowl

[fruitpeels]

Got distracted. Saw a cool bug

[cityfaringcountrymouse]

@elodieunderglass you seen this one yet?

[elodieunderglass]

Thank you so much! I have, but we're always happy to see Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet again. Hello Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet!

[synnthamonsugar]

Embrace your divine feminine energy by taking part in traditional women's hobbies & interests like experimenting with radioactive materials, developing mathematics, programming computers, piloting aircraft and practicing marksmanship.

[synnthamonsugar]

If this is the post of mine that blows up, I won't be mad

[fluorescentbrains]

this lab safety training module is sending me

[fluorescentbrains]

I feel like whoever wrote these questions was speaking from experience

[aberrantemotion]

While technically not right, whining until someone does the experiment for you would reduce your radiation exposure I think

[villainessbian]

literally the first question has no wrong answers