What’s Going On???

Hi I'm Liz. I like birds and space and alcohol.

[griffinspacejams]

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

[cuteschoolgirl]

*at karaoke bar* what the FUCK do you mean you don’t have the mulan soundtrack 

[bannedfromclubpenguin-deactivat]

[gothicprep]

at first i thought that Science was a shit waste of time. then somebody did this study,. and now… hooboy.. now i like it

[slowspinningredemption]

cannot believe my loud car small penis theory now has scientific backing

[thepowerofblackwomen]

Donald Glover photographed by Awol Erizku

[memewhore]

[brucebocchi]

worms that make you cum

[mediumsizedboy]

So just normal worms?

[blackshuckofficial-deactivated2]

Will you people please think for just once before typing a sentence on this site

[paper-backstab]

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

[paper-backstab]

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Stop romanticizing home depot

[paper-backstab]

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

[muckkles]

working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??” and she went “i dunno” and then dabbed

[cinemove]

[dollmace-deactivated20171023]

[barbieofcolour-deactivated20211]

toxic 📢 friendships 📢 are 📢 just 📢 as 📢 traumatizing 📢 as 📢  relationships 📢📢📢

[barbieofcolour-deactivated20211]

this gained 3k notes overnight and it makes me deeply upset how many ppl have been scarred by toxic friendships 2017 better b good to you all or imma beat its ass

[bossyasfvck]

I’m a piece of shit but it’s fine

[smstransformers]

Robot cummies

[kaijulovingfreak-moved]

Hey James do you take constructive criticism?

[smstransformers]

Only on business days

[kaijulovingfreak-moved]

Fine I’ll wait

[kaijulovingfreak-moved]

This post fucking sucks

[mnemosyneses]

[where-its-always-sunny]

[babyanimalgifs]

the best thing you will see all year