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lostsoullover

Why would you hide this in the tags?

tumbwr

oriocookie

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

mp-lily

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

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dragonbleps

survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

dragonbleps

this had better not alter the Numbers in my bank account

dragonbleps

by Talos this can't be happening

eeshlyye

FMA:B Episode 30 vs. Episode 53 || for @bisexualwinry

“There are bad people who would be less dangerous if they were quite devoid of goodness.” Francois de la Rochefoucauld

l-m-pandora

#I’VE WAITED FOR THIS GIFSET MY WHOLE LIFE THANK YOU ASHLEY#I THINK ABT THESE SCENES…..ALL THE TI ME….#like i remember the day it finally clicked for me why ed looks at roy like that#that moment is the most powerful and destructive example of roy’s alchemy he’s ever seen#and he Gets it. you can see it in his eyes that he knows Exactly why roy had such devastating influence in ishval#and in the last gif?? he’s fucking hORRIFIED#the mannequin soldiers were going to kill him and he still sees how roy takes them out as excessively violent#and don’t you tell me that what happens in this scene doesn’t have a role#in how he goes looking for roy later when he’s chasing down envy 👀👀👀👀👀👀#ch: edward elric#ch: riza hawkeye#ch: roy mustang#body horror cw#death cw#fmab graphics (via @bisexualwinry)

vegacoyote

#fma#gif#…oh shit#i didn’t know roy could just CARBONIZE people#like ‘burn to death’ yes (and all the horror inherent to that) but not ‘turn into a bbq brisket’ chunk of charcoal shit#…well now i know what people meant when they said he has impressive control#he’s WEAVING FIRE in a three dimensional space CARBONIZING enemies and not even singeing allies#i’d have thought ‘i can melt you like candle wax’ would have been the most horrifying aspect of his abilities#but no..no no#the horror is that he’s got a surgeon’s control of it and all the ramifications of his mental sate that implies#……goddamn#he’s CIRCULATING gasses in MULTIPLE loops that are INTERCONNECTED#he has to have the ability to calculate ON THE FLY where the fire needs to go and how it has to loop to stay in control AND lit#and he got that from EXPERIENCE#and ed is smart enough to realize all of that and probably more in that moment#just…roy’s mental flow state for MURDERTIME#fucking hell#because he can’t just disassociate and calculate like that

via @variablejabberwocky

ectoimp

So remember how I bought a motion activated night light for the toilet? Well the cats seem to have discovered it. So I went to for a late night piss and was greeted to an ominous sight

weemstar

duel the guardian of the piss alter

ectoimp

My dash is a disaster of reblogs and I blame this comment lol

ectoimp

HA. Finally caught him doing it. BEHOLD! The piss guardian himself

hemulpajun

poseidon quivers before him

punished-venom-solitair-e

this shot from the minecraft movie trailer is pissing me thefuck off. niel breen ass perspective

punished-venom-solitair-e

i take it back actually neil breen has a better idea of where the characters are spatially

radicalgraff

Poster spotted in Columbia, South Carolina

crippled-peeper

kids these days don’t know how lethal stagnant water is

crippled-peeper

If you’re exploring an abandoned building and find stagnant water your next sentence should be either “I am equipping my respirator” or “I am leaving”

crippled-peeper

It’s the 19th anniversary of Katrina and therefore also the 19th anniversary of me and my family getting Katrina cough

Mold spores and airborne bacteria and algae are not a joke. They kill people. Don’t play in them

scenereport

DO NOT FORGET THE INSECT EGGS. Soooo many annoying and disease-carrying little insects lay their eggs in stagnant water. Do you want to be carried away by mosquitoes? Are you sure?

kaxen

HOW DO YOUR PERCEIVE BLUE AND GREEN?

Test your color perception with this interactive test.

What was your result?

Greener than average

Average

Bluer than average

Voting ended onSep 10, 2024

dudja

wildspringday

wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit

youngalientype

Not to be that guy on this post but whenever I see it it stresses me out. I know it's supposed to be a fun aesthetic but there's a reason things are not like that anymore. There are no record stores left in my town. There are no bookstores left in my town. There is one terrible gentrified cafe in my town. There is no where for the cool little bands to perform in my town. There are no more cool little clubs in my town. Hell we don't even have a bowling alley anymore. All of these things got bought up and knocked down and replaced with a Dunkin' donuts or some garbage and now we all just stay indoors instead of hanging out on rooftops. Capitalism took these things from us. We're not just romanticizing the '90s, we're romanticizing life before social media and COVID and the current stage of hyper capitalism we find ourselves in.

sodom-hussein

We're romanticizing what are known as third places, and they are being stolen from us one by one. We're so cut off from organic social interaction that for many of us, myself included, the thought of talking to strangers is scary. The few who make an effort often have some sort of agenda (trying to sell you something, creepy flirting, etc), reinforcing the fear we have in public.

purr-in-ink

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last week to get Gracie 🖤

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demidiabolicaldiabetic-deactiva

I’m sorry but if that doesn’t absolutely BLOW YOUR FUCKING SOCKS OFF, you are NOT invited to my birthday party.

rslashrats

the saddest beanie baby related thing ever is still trap the mouse. no birthday

rslashrats

holisticknight

hi, fun fact! Trap the mouse doesn’t have a birthday because he was THE FIRST BEANIE BABY. Before Beanie Babies had birthdays, there was Trap the Mouse. Basically, he is too ancient for birthdays. Older than dirt, this one.