Earned A PhD In Disappointment

She/They, Puts the Bi in Bitch Just sorta Existing, living and spending time not worrying too much about where to go next.

[lactating]

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

[virtualgirladvance]

But what if this time I got it??

[tamamita]

The only good isekai is Pokemon Mystery Dungeon

[ink-doc]

Who are the waifus?

[tamamita]

Grovyle

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[14mg]

quick what’s ur opinion on tea. everyone who sees this is obligated to answer in some way

[iamthetruestrepairman]

They call me 007. 0 rizz 0 bitches 7 mental health diagnosises

[iamthetruestrepairman]

Honestly I’d rather people didn’t find this one

[coltonclay]

Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to go back to bed

[robbed-ghost]

[pothosrays]

crow 882

[guerrillatech]

[jv]

Look, I'm usually more of a "Marx was right all along" kind of guy, but in this case I just concede the point to Vladimir Illich

[thebigbiwolf]

Been having a hard time getting up in the morning so my boyfriend has started doing this thing with my giant Dragonite plushie where he uses the stuffed Dragonite to gently lecture me on the importance of good sleep habits. It's called Time to Wake Up Dragonite.

While normally the sentiment would go in one ear and out the other, my love for silly little guys runs so deep that I have no choice but to listen to Time to Wake Up Dragonite when he tells me it's time to get up and start my day.

[annalisasparkleshine]

reblog to drop a car battery on a post below

[copepods]

what people who say "don't say 30 year olds are old, 30 is still young!!!" don't understand is i know that. i'm not calling my 25yo coworker old because i believe it. i'm calling him old because i enjoy psychological warfare

[schlarklezyaoi]

i love my little cousin to death because he’s at that little kid stage where he has absolutely no speech filter so i know EXACTLY what type of shit his conservative mom has been feeding him. kid pulled our other cousin aside and went “DID YOU KNOW ICARUS LOOKS LIKE A BOY BUT HES ACTUALLY A GIRL?” (he also has yet to master volume control) and it’s so fucking funny because his mom acts all polite and friendly to my face only for her son to instantly expose who she actually is. king shit. unintentional ally

[schlarklezyaoi]

TEARS IN MY EYES HE DID IT AGAIN. he essentially yelled out “whoever speaks first is a faggot” (bc their parents were trying to get them to be quiet so he decided to make it a game.) and his dad went to reprimand him for it and the little guy went “but you say it all the-“ before his dad cut him off by going “no, i’ve never said it” i’m obsessed with this little dude consistently outing how bigoted his parents are without even realizing he’s doing it 😭

[theunfairfolk]

the context for the first thing is that op is a trans person named icarus but i 100% thought it was some weird conservative conspiracy about a transgender icarus From The Myths and i was trying to figure out what part of the wing thing made them a woman.

[fetasprite-deactivated20240121]

literally 

[lordworm]

Reblog to make it die faster

[chilewithcarnage]

[chaotic-hypnotic-erotic]

Like to charge, reblog to cast.

[sonny-kiddo]

some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

[donuteater13]

Reblog to kill it faster

[bloedkoraal-deactivated20260204]

google search how to cough up the ball of grief that's been stuck in your stomach since birth