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refraining from a lot of election joke posting and instead I just donated $55 USD to gaza soup kitchen and i encourage anyone else to consider donating even a couple of dollars to the people who will be affected the most from whatever outcome happens

you can also donate to care for gaza here

tpup

gazafunds is another good way to help; it shows you vetted campaigns that are low on donations

justablognothingweirdhere

I really like the idea of Jon wanting to do all these stupid social media couples trends with Damian once they start dating, but as Robin and Superboy rather than Damian and Jon. (Not for any real reason except he thinks it would be funnier for Damian to be doing these stupid, sappy trends in his full Robin getup.)

Damian, of course, argues against it. He says it’s too risky for people to know their superhero identities are together because someone could use it against them. He also thinks that someone could connect Robin and Superboy dating to Jon and Damian dating and then figure out their secret identities.

Jon shoots this down because people already know that Robin and Superboy are friends and use it against them, so that wouldn’t change. Also, they know plenty of people who are publicly dating as both their superhero and civilian identities and no one has figured any of them out yet.

(Also also, Damian and Jon have a bad habit of making out while on patrol together- usually Jon’s fault- so it’s really only a matter of time before someone sees.)

Jon keeps bringing up these points and pestering Damian until he finally agrees. Jon makes them film all these stupid TikTok’s, and Damian acts all bothered, but he actually starts to like it. Cue Damian filming without Jon knowing and purposely doing things in them that annoy Jon just to ragebait him.

His first video is titled “seeing how loud I have to say my boyfriend’s name before he shows up.” All Damian has to do is whisper and Jon’s there, super worried because why would Damian have to whisper unless he can’t speak freely for some reason? The internet loses their shit over it since the video makes it obvious that Jon is always listening for Damian and is very protective over him.

He has another one called “how long will it take my boyfriend to use his x-ray vision on me if I pretend to be hurt?” Damian sets up the camera and then fakes a slight limp when Jon shows up for patrol. Jon’s eyes immediately get unfocused and a second later he’s asking why Damian’s limping if nothing’s broken? Damian laughs and looks at the camera, which Jon then notices, and he starts yelling because “that’s not funny, D, I thought you were hurt!”

His most popular video is actually a series of videos where he just throws himself off of things and times how long it takes Jon to catch him. Sometimes Jon’s already with him, sometimes he’s not. Sometimes Damian calls for Jon, sometimes he doesn’t. No matter what, Jon always shows up and catches him in record time. The internet absolutely adores them.

(And don’t worry, Jon gets back at him by making his own series- “how many times can I pick up my boyfriend before he threatens to murder me?”. Which is just a bunch of clips of Jon throwing Damian over his shoulder or lifting him by the back of his uniform and Damian trying to kick him while demanding to be put down.)

#adorable #ugh #jondami #damijon #jon kent #damian wayne

smoky-moka

help him...

(credit to @kingpreussen for the Spidey dialogue 💥)

#spideypool #deadpool #fanart #spider man #spiderman #wade wilson #johnny storm #peter parker #😛😛😛

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

ninicure

Th stupid brothers

#batfam

niqvassieart

Sleeping on the dining chair as everyone else gets ready for bed.

contemptible-scoundrel

buy her a damp cardboard box... and fuck her in it!!! #BROKEROMANTIC

pangur-and-grim

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

pangur-and-grim

sweethotspot

All he did was ignore Damian by the way

#he’s so normal all the time #he’s so nonchalant about everything #damian wayne #jon kent #superboy #ultra boy

zammmmms

Based on @nightwingdickrider 's sims game and @justakidnamednick 's chat on discord

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Everyone thought that when Damian and Jon finally get together, they'd see it in subtle signs.

A shy little smile when they meet each other's eyes, staring a little more softly when the other speaks, or discreetly holding hands under tables.

That is not how they find out.

Jon and Damian get together when their teenage hormones were at their peak, amd adolescence wired them to think everything must be intense or nothing at all.

No, the Kents and the Waynes find out during on of Damian's soccer games. Damian scores an amazing goal just as the clock was about to hit zero. It broke the tie and won them the match. In the heat of his triumph, Damian runs to the stands where Jon was cheering him on, and proceeds to pull Jon into a heavy make out session to celebrate.

When Dick went to over to try and pry them off each other, Jon pushed him away without even breaking their kiss. When Jon hoisted Damian up, Clark and Kon had to forcibly separate the two.

From then on it did not get better. Now that their families knew they found no reason to hide anything. They were perpetually gluef together.

They were never not touching. Either they were holding hands, or someone's arm was over a shoulder or around a waist. If they had the room, someone's head was on someone's lap. If theu didn't, then Damian was in Jon's lap.

They made out constantly everywhere. Steph started carrying around a spray bottle to make them separate when she got sick of it. They had no luck forbidding them from each other. They were both too smart and too strong to really keep them apart when they were determined. And oh boy were teenagers determined to defy you when you try to go against their wishes. They couldn't even take away their missions together because they made such a good team.

They were the definition of the disgustingly in love couple.

Eventually Bruce gifted the 2 a lead lined bunker they could go to, to get their horny out. They all just couldn't take seeing their passion anymore.

#amen #this is going in the fic inspo #damijon #jondami #dc

zoesupreme

Christopher Nolan almost allows colors into his mythical epic shot on 70mm IMAX film. thank god they stopped filming in time.

an-atlas-or-other

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and