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and then i heard the reverend he said, “turn and shake your neighbor's hand” one by one saw them all turn around just to stare back at me like the wretch that i am
and out of spite i went down to the altar and almost all of them followed me there it turns out there's only one book and one cover and they were all just glad i was there
there's a chance that when i get to heaven oh, he may not know me at all if that's the case, man, then i'll take my judgement oh, but it won't be from y'all, no
alan powell as mason wyatt in christmas in the smokies (2015)
⋅ ┋ SWEET HOME ALABAMA SENTENCE STARTERS
sentence starters from the 2002 movie ‘sweet home alabama.’ feel free to change pronouns, accents, phrasing, etc.
❛ i gotta get home, my mom’s gonna kill me. ❜
❛ i’m __ years old, i got too much to live for. ❜
❛ why would you wanna marry me for, anyhow? ❜
❛ y’know, that accent of yours is a whole lot thicker when you’re dreaming. ❜
❛ god, you must be exhausted. ❜
❛ i love you. ❜
❛ don’t panic, that’s my job. ❜
❛ nothing is going to come between me and my protege. ❜
❛ this is, after all, all about me. ❜
❛ you’re gonna be just fine. ❜
❛ i am so proud of you. ❜
❛ he’s loud, but he don’t bite. ❜
❛ get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce. ❜
❛ you’re shittin’ me, right? ❜
❛ you knew where i was. and don’t even pretend you spent all this time missin’ me. ❜
❛ is that a threat? ❜
❛ those people are the only family you got. ❜
❛ you dumb, stubborn, redneck hick! ❜
❛ i’d like nothin’ better right now than to piss you off. ❜
❛ next time you lock somebody out, make sure they don’t know where the spare key’s hidden. ❜
❛ you know that old bastard hates me! ❜
❛ y'know, i don’t have a single childhood memory that doesn’t have you in it. ❜
❛ you and i are different. ❜
❛ we’re not better, not worse, we’re just different. ❜
❛ do you have to control everything? ❜
❛ those are your issues, not mine. ❜
❛ you don’t see the likes of you around these here parts much. ❜
❛ i guess your mama raised you right. ❜
❛ i guess we all have our little secrets, don’t we? ❜
❛ you sure do know how to make a girl blush. ❜
❛ well look what the cat dragged in! ❜
❛ you’re not doing anything illegal, are you? ❜
❛ honey, just ‘cause i talk slow doesn’t mean i’m stupid. ❜
❛ nobody finds their soulmate when they’re ten years old. ❜
❛ i can’t believe you kept this thing all these years. ❜
❛ i got myself a hot date. ❜
❛ i’m just a simple country boy. ❜
❛ why do you make me be mean to you? ❜
❛ it’s not like anybody can keep a secret around here. ❜
❛ you want to kill yourself, do it somewhere else. ❜
❛ at least i’m doin’ somethin’ with my life. ❜
❛ i thought you’d be gone. ❜
❛ i never meant to hurt you, or anybody else for that matter. ❜
❛ guess i figured if i was pointing at you then nobody would see through me. ❜
❛ it’s funny how things don’t work out. ❜
❛ i’m gonna buy you a drink. ❜
❛ you’re really not my type. ❜
❛ i would’ve come sooner if i’d known you were sick. ❜
❛ i’ve been pretty selfish lately. ❜
❛ you can have roots and wings. ❜
❛ you ever wonder would would have happened if we hadn’t have gotten pregnant? ❜
❛ you’ve done real well for yourself. ❜
❛ i’m proud of you. ❜
❛ i can’t do this. ❜
❛ go home. ❜
❛ i saw the way you two were lookin’ at each other. ❜
❛ you know us southerners. ❜
❛ you and i are in love with two very different people. ❜
❛ i know you’re thinkin’ i spoiled things good this time. ❜
❛ don’t go accusin’ me of thinkin’. i ain’t done anything of the sort. ❜
❛ this is where i grew up. ❜
❛ what i need to know if there is a place for me in your future. ❜
❛ who hasn’t been embarrassed by their parents at one point? ❜
❛ i tried to call you a couple of times. ❜
❛ i gave my heart away a long time ago. and i never really got it back. ❜
❛ i don’t even know what else to say, but i’m sorry. ❜
❛ i can’t marry you. ❜
❛ you shouldn’t want to marry me. ❜
❛ you owe me a dance. ❜
❛ you’re the first boy i ever kissed. i want you to be the last. ❜
❛ have it your way, you stubborn ass! ❜
꧁poetry sentence starters꧂
from the first 70 pages of “whiskey words & a shovel” by r.h. Sin
“ you’re so used to being mistreated. ”
“ you’ve gotten so used to being hurt that happiness scares you. ”
“ who robbed you of innocence? ”
“ who was your first? ”
“ and the saddest part of all? you’ll cling to the good memories, as if there were any. ”
“ the pain will always be there. ”
“ so many people are setting the bar really low. ”
“ you get what you allow. ”
“ i was never what you wanted. ”
“ i was just the one you settled for. ”
“ you’re an experience. ”
“ meet me here. ”
“ you were never the one. ”
“ this was never love. ”
“ you were simply necessary. ”
“ i had to be hurt by you. ”
“ i hope you find what you’re looking for. ”
“ i hope you find the truth. ”
“ and that’s how they control you. ”
“ our version of living feels more like death. ”
“ i understand you. ”
“ i was forced to survive in your absence. ”
“ i was faced with the realization that I never needed you. ”
“ you’re always apologizing. ”
“ one day I’ll stop listening. ”
“ we grew apart.”
“ we stopped trying. ”
“ i’m trying to get better. ”
“ i’m trying to get better at walking away from unhealthy situations. ”
“ i struggle with the idea of anyone loving me unconditionally. ”
“ sometimes I wish you waited for me. ”
“ i got tired of going through the same shit with different people. ”
“ it’s not your fucking fault. ”
“ you can’t change a man. ”
“ the thought of being in love is blinding. ”
“ bargaining using sex. either way you get screwed. ”
“ the memories hurt the most. ”
“ sometimes i get tired of thinking about the things that i don’t want to think about. ”
“ sometimes i get so fucking tired. ”
“ tonight, you’ll be the death of me. ”
it’s just an old country song.
DAEMON FORM !
deer. your daemon would take the form of a deer! those who have deer daemons are vigilant and intuitive people, often with an air of gentleness or innocence about them. their natural ability for leadership is tempered by their sense of caution; at all costs they seek to preserve themselves, even if it means changing courses or leaving others behind.
moose. your daemon would take the form of a moose! you are an independent and proud individual who is known for your emotional restraint. more so than others with deer daemons, those with moose are patient and traditional people, resilient in the face of adversity. they mostly keep to themselves, but are competitive when push comes to shove.
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Tell my muse a horrible lie, and make it convincing.
More Memories
🌈- A memory about when they first fell in love
🌋- A memory about their first heartbreak
🏠- A memory about their childhood home/where they used to live
📷- A memory that comes with a picture they have
💡- A memory that comes with an object or keepsake they have
🔪- A memory about a dangerous situation
🎈- A memory about a time they were safe and relaxed
📔- A memory from a journal/diary entry
📝- A memory of them getting to know/meeting my muse
🔗- A memory about their proposal/wedding
🐥- A memory about their children (past, present, or future)
👘- A memory associated with an article of clothing they have
⚔️- A memory about war
🌅- A memory associated with a certain location
🏚- A memory about exploration
🛤- A memory about traveling
🌠- A time they wished upon a falling star
🐕-A memory of teamwork
🐺- A memory about being alone
🌟- WILDCARD
❄️Feel Free to add more memory prompts to this!❄️
⋅ ┋ IRA WOLF SENTENCE STARTERS : THE CLOSEST THING TO HOME
sentence starters pulled from ira wolf’s 2017 album “the closest thing to home.”
SOME DAYS
❛ some days are good. some years aren’t. ❜
❛ karma keeps me cautious. ❜
❛ bourbon keeps me brave. ❜
❛ i’m still new at getting old. ❜
❛ breaking is easy. hoping is hard. ❜
❛ people change. ❜
❛ it’s all mirrors and smoke. ❜
❛ everyone’s a friend until hard times come around. ❜
SUNSCREEN
❛ i want someone who knows how i like my coffee. ❜
❛ i’m stubborn, selfish, and easily jealous. ❜
❛ i’m hard to love. ❜
❛ i’m hard to love, i just want someone to try. ❜
❛ i’m not made for mornings. ❜
❛ i want someone who can ground me. ❜
❛ i just want someone to try. ❜
THE GREAT DIVIDE
❛ i’ve been looking far and wide for what i’ve got to prove. ❜
❛ i took to staying up real late. ❜
❛ cheap tobacco burns the way that bridge between us did. ❜
❛ am i too far gone? ❜
❛ i wish i could take the hands of time and turn them in reverse. ❜
❛ the only way to being found is getting lost first. ❜
❛ the highway has a way of playing tricks on tired eyes. ❜
❛ you’re the only thing that never leaves my mind. ❜
❛ i’m running home. ❜
CAN I STAY?
❛ i’m no good at making small talk. ❜
❛ do you mind if i sit down? ❜
❛ i could use another round. ❜
❛ i don’t mean to be too bold. ❜
❛ would you like some company? ❜
❛ i’m tired of sleeping on my own. ❜
❛ you remind me of somebody i know. ❜
❛ can i stay with you awhile? ❜
❛ tomorrow i’ll be gone again. ❜
❛ i’m no good at keeping promises. ❜
❛ i promise this is enough. ❜
❛ it’s such a goddamn lonely road. ❜
❛ you remind me of someplace i called home. ❜
SKIN AND SCRIPT
❛ all i am is one notch in a bedpost. ❜
❛ i guess i needed my fix too. ❜
❛ we both got hooked. ❜
❛ we both got burned. ❜
❛ it all got worse. ❜
❛ i loved you liked you needed. ❜
❛ you became my addiction. ❜
BOY
❛ i have tried my hardest. ❜
❛ nothing that i do makes you shine. ❜
❛ when you’re here, you’re not here. ❜
❛ i wonder where your mind goes. ❜
❛ i can’t feel the silence anymore. ❜
❛ i’m worth someone who gives a damn. ❜
❛ i don’t know why i’ve given all my time to a boy who won’t be a man. ❜
❛ a person has a limit of just how much indifference they’ll stand. ❜
❛ i don’t know why i’m wasting all my time on a boy. ❜
❛ i’ll just keep on loving you. ❜
❛ this apathy is something i can’t do. ❜
❛ you’re a boy. i need a man. ❜
PICTURES ON A WALL
❛ i wanna know how it feels to hang pictures on a wall. ❜
❛ i want reasons to stay. ❜
❛ i want someone to take up my time. ❜
❛ i could use a day or two. ❜
❛ maybe i’m homesick for it all. ❜
❛ i want a home. ❜
❛ there must be something more to find. ❜
❛ i have wandered long enough to know how good a good thing was. ❜
LEAVING SOON
❛ i’ll be leaving soon. ❜
❛ enough is enough. ❜
❛ i’ve been chained too tight. ❜
❛ the road pulls on me. ❜
❛ i’ll be on my own. ❜
⋅ ┋ SWEET HOME ALABAMA SENTENCE STARTERS
sentence starters from the 2002 movie ‘sweet home alabama.’ feel free to change pronouns, accents, phrasing, etc.
❛ i gotta get home, my mom’s gonna kill me. ❜
❛ i’m __ years old, i got too much to live for. ❜
❛ why would you wanna marry me for, anyhow? ❜
❛ y’know, that accent of yours is a whole lot thicker when you’re dreaming. ❜
❛ god, you must be exhausted. ❜
❛ i love you. ❜
❛ don’t panic, that’s my job. ❜
❛ nothing is going to come between me and my protege. ❜
❛ this is, after all, all about me. ❜
❛ you’re gonna be just fine. ❜
❛ i am so proud of you. ❜
❛ he’s loud, but he don’t bite. ❜
❛ get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce. ❜
❛ you’re shittin’ me, right? ❜
❛ you knew where i was. and don’t even pretend you spent all this time missin’ me. ❜
❛ is that a threat? ❜
❛ those people are the only family you got. ❜
❛ you dumb, stubborn, redneck hick! ❜
❛ i’d like nothin’ better right now than to piss you off. ❜
❛ next time you lock somebody out, make sure they don’t know where the spare key’s hidden. ❜
❛ you know that old bastard hates me! ❜
❛ y'know, i don’t have a single childhood memory that doesn’t have you in it. ❜
❛ you and i are different. ❜
❛ we’re not better, not worse, we’re just different. ❜
❛ do you have to control everything? ❜
❛ those are your issues, not mine. ❜
❛ you don’t see the likes of you around these here parts much. ❜
❛ i guess your mama raised you right. ❜
❛ i guess we all have our little secrets, don’t we? ❜
❛ you sure do know how to make a girl blush. ❜
❛ well look what the cat dragged in! ❜
❛ you’re not doing anything illegal, are you? ❜
❛ honey, just ‘cause i talk slow doesn’t mean i’m stupid. ❜
❛ nobody finds their soulmate when they’re ten years old. ❜
❛ i can’t believe you kept this thing all these years. ❜
❛ i got myself a hot date. ❜
❛ i’m just a simple country boy. ❜
❛ why do you make me be mean to you? ❜
❛ it’s not like anybody can keep a secret around here. ❜
❛ you want to kill yourself, do it somewhere else. ❜
❛ at least i’m doin’ somethin’ with my life. ❜
❛ i thought you’d be gone. ❜
❛ i never meant to hurt you, or anybody else for that matter. ❜
❛ guess i figured if i was pointing at you then nobody would see through me. ❜
❛ it’s funny how things don’t work out. ❜
❛ i’m gonna buy you a drink. ❜
❛ you’re really not my type. ❜
❛ i would’ve come sooner if i’d known you were sick. ❜
❛ i’ve been pretty selfish lately. ❜
❛ you can have roots and wings. ❜
❛ you ever wonder would would have happened if we hadn’t have gotten pregnant? ❜
❛ you’ve done real well for yourself. ❜
❛ i’m proud of you. ❜
❛ i can’t do this. ❜
❛ go home. ❜
❛ i saw the way you two were lookin’ at each other. ❜
❛ you know us southerners. ❜
❛ you and i are in love with two very different people. ❜
❛ i know you’re thinkin’ i spoiled things good this time. ❜
❛ don’t go accusin’ me of thinkin’. i ain’t done anything of the sort. ❜
❛ this is where i grew up. ❜
❛ what i need to know if there is a place for me in your future. ❜
❛ who hasn’t been embarrassed by their parents at one point? ❜
❛ i tried to call you a couple of times. ❜
❛ i gave my heart away a long time ago. and i never really got it back. ❜
❛ i don’t even know what else to say, but i’m sorry. ❜
❛ i can’t marry you. ❜
❛ you shouldn’t want to marry me. ❜
❛ you owe me a dance. ❜
❛ you’re the first boy i ever kissed. i want you to be the last. ❜
❛ have it your way, you stubborn ass! ❜
things that are hard to hear.
**possible triggers - abuse / death / suicidal implications change pronouns as needed for things you’d WANT to hear, click here!!
❝ i don’t want you in my life anymore. ❞
❝ i don’t want to have a relationship with you. ❞
❝ she’s not coming home. ❞
❝ that wasn’t meant for you. ❞
❝ i don’t love you, okay? i never did. i never will. ❞
❝ you’re wasting my time. ❞
❝ you’re wasting your time. ❞
❝ you’re not listening to me! ❞
❝ i feel like i can’t tell you anything. ❞
❝ you’re too late. ❞
❝ you don’t give yourself enough credit. ❞
❝ you don’t give me enough credit. ❞
❝ it’s time for things to change. ❞
❝ you failed me. ❞
❝ fuck you. ❞
❝ i can see right through you. ❞
❝ things are getting bad again. ❞
❝ are things getting bad again? ❞
❝ move on. ❞
❝ that’s on you. that’s your fault. ❞
❝ you’re holding on to things that are holding you back. ❞
❝ you haven’t changed. ❞
❝ i’m not changing my mind. ❞
❝ i’m dying. ❞
❝ you’re good – but you’re not as good as you could be. ❞
❝ it’s always about you. ❞
❝ nobody cares about your problems. ❞
❝ i don’t trust you. ❞
❝ you’re being taken advantage of! ❞
❝ i feel like you’re taking advantage of me. ❞
❝ did you hear what she said about you? ❞
❝ life isn’t fair. suck it up. ❞
❝ i didn’t mean i liked you that way– ❞
❝ maybe it’s better this way. ❞
❝ i wish i’d never met you. ❞
❝ you ruin my happiness. ❞
❝ i think we should see other people. ❞
❝ i’m not ready to settle down. ❞
❝ i want to love someone like you love me. ❞
❝ you can do anything you set your mind to, but you won’t. ❞
❝ stop crying. ❞
❝ don’t come back. ❞
❝ i’m not coming back. ❞
❝ i don’t care enough about you to hate you. ❞
❝ i feel like you’re dragging me down with you. ❞
❝ why don’t you smile anymore? ❞
❝ something happened today. ❞
❝ i don’t want to do this anymore. ❞
❝ stop letting it get to you. ❞
❝ i’m sorry. ❞
❝ i’m not sorry. ❞
❝ you’re not sorry. ❞
⋅ ┋ SWEET HOME ALABAMA SENTENCE STARTERS
sentence starters from the 2002 movie ‘sweet home alabama.’ feel free to change pronouns, accents, phrasing, etc.
❛ i gotta get home, my mom’s gonna kill me. ❜
❛ i’m __ years old, i got too much to live for. ❜
❛ why would you wanna marry me for, anyhow? ❜
❛ y’know, that accent of yours is a whole lot thicker when you’re dreaming. ❜
❛ god, you must be exhausted. ❜
❛ i love you. ❜
❛ don’t panic, that’s my job. ❜
❛ nothing is going to come between me and my protege. ❜
❛ this is, after all, all about me. ❜
❛ you’re gonna be just fine. ❜
❛ i am so proud of you. ❜
❛ he’s loud, but he don’t bite. ❜
❛ get your stubborn ass down here and give me a divorce. ❜
❛ you’re shittin’ me, right? ❜
❛ you knew where i was. and don’t even pretend you spent all this time missin’ me. ❜
❛ is that a threat? ❜
❛ those people are the only family you got. ❜
❛ you dumb, stubborn, redneck hick! ❜
❛ i’d like nothin’ better right now than to piss you off. ❜
❛ next time you lock somebody out, make sure they don’t know where the spare key’s hidden. ❜
❛ you know that old bastard hates me! ❜
❛ y'know, i don’t have a single childhood memory that doesn’t have you in it. ❜
❛ you and i are different. ❜
❛ we’re not better, not worse, we’re just different. ❜
❛ do you have to control everything? ❜
❛ those are your issues, not mine. ❜
❛ you don’t see the likes of you around these here parts much. ❜
❛ i guess your mama raised you right. ❜
❛ i guess we all have our little secrets, don’t we? ❜
❛ you sure do know how to make a girl blush. ❜
❛ well look what the cat dragged in! ❜
❛ you’re not doing anything illegal, are you? ❜
❛ honey, just ‘cause i talk slow doesn’t mean i’m stupid. ❜
❛ nobody finds their soulmate when they’re ten years old. ❜
❛ i can’t believe you kept this thing all these years. ❜
❛ i got myself a hot date. ❜
❛ i’m just a simple country boy. ❜
❛ why do you make me be mean to you? ❜
❛ it’s not like anybody can keep a secret around here. ❜
❛ you want to kill yourself, do it somewhere else. ❜
❛ at least i’m doin’ somethin’ with my life. ❜
❛ i thought you’d be gone. ❜
❛ i never meant to hurt you, or anybody else for that matter. ❜
❛ guess i figured if i was pointing at you then nobody would see through me. ❜
❛ it’s funny how things don’t work out. ❜
❛ i’m gonna buy you a drink. ❜
❛ you’re really not my type. ❜
❛ i would’ve come sooner if i’d known you were sick. ❜
❛ i’ve been pretty selfish lately. ❜
❛ you can have roots and wings. ❜
❛ you ever wonder would would have happened if we hadn’t have gotten pregnant? ❜
❛ you’ve done real well for yourself. ❜
❛ i’m proud of you. ❜
❛ i can’t do this. ❜
❛ go home. ❜
❛ i saw the way you two were lookin’ at each other. ❜
❛ you know us southerners. ❜
❛ you and i are in love with two very different people. ❜
❛ i know you’re thinkin’ i spoiled things good this time. ❜
❛ don’t go accusin’ me of thinkin’. i ain’t done anything of the sort. ❜
❛ this is where i grew up. ❜
❛ what i need to know if there is a place for me in your future. ❜
❛ who hasn’t been embarrassed by their parents at one point? ❜
❛ i tried to call you a couple of times. ❜
❛ i gave my heart away a long time ago. and i never really got it back. ❜
❛ i don’t even know what else to say, but i’m sorry. ❜
❛ i can’t marry you. ❜
❛ you shouldn’t want to marry me. ❜
❛ you owe me a dance. ❜
❛ you’re the first boy i ever kissed. i want you to be the last. ❜
❛ have it your way, you stubborn ass! ❜
just in case there was anyone out there ever interested in interacting with a pre-rehab wyatt: once he starts spiraling, before he gets help, wyatt jessup is a fucking asshole. oh sure, he can be charming when he wants to be, even kind when he’s mostly sober, and he’s exceptionally good at hiding his asshole-ishness at large beneath that southern charm and good boy reputation, but on a personal level, he’s a dick.
just for reference as to how shitty he got as things started to get really bad: entered into a sexual relationship with a good friend (most of which involved them both being too drunk to really make proper decisions), knowing fully well that said friend had just gone through an extremely intense trauma and wasn’t in a great emotional state, was asked by a concerned mutual friend to end things for both of their wellbeing, promised to, and then blatantly continued the relationship the moment he was fucked up again. then, upon getting caught and confronted by the mutual friend, never showed an ounce of remorse or even stopped grinning as he made several deeply personal digs based on extremely intimate details he had of that friend’s life.
and these were people he loved.
and later he’ll look back and hate it so much, hate who he was so much. he’ll be filled with so much guilt he won’t know what to do with it for so long. but that that’s who he was, that’s who he allowed himself to be, and nothing, not even the knowledge that so much of it was fueled by fear and pain and drugs, can change, erase, or excuse it.
⋅ ┋ TOM HARLOCK SENTENCE STARTERS : PLAYING EPISODE
❛ do i look like shit? yep. ❜
❛ do i feel like shit? abso-fucking-lutely. ❜
❛ i really need to get therapy. ❜
❛ peer pressure really does something for me. ❜
❛ i just want something if i’m honest. ❜
❛ i’m feeling very hollow at the moment. ❜
❛ i wanna be pregnant. ❜
❛ sounds like you’re gonna get fucking pregnant. ❜
❛ you just fucking met him, you desperate bitch. ❜
❛ i didn’t sign up to fuck ___. ❜
❛ nevermind, ___, you boring bastard. ❜
❛ why am i such a rude bastard? ❜
❛ that’s a fun, sexy twist. ❜
❛ i’m wearing something i can only describe as unfuckable. ❜
❛ he hasn’t got any standards by the look of things. ❜
❛ i’m rude, but at least i’m self aware — that’s half the battle. ❜
❛ no impact, that’s what you’re making. ❜
❛ don’t become self aware, that’s weakness. ❜
❛ that’s all i was — horrifically stressed over your terrible decisions. ❜
❛ i know what time is. ❜
❛ my sister really does not fucking like me. ❜
❛ that’s a reasonable reaction, i think. ❜
❛ i am waiting to be inseminated. ❜
❛ i didn’t give you permission to use a nickname. ❜
❛ god this is an aggressive turn of events. ❜
❛ how’d you know i can’t sleep? ❜
❛ this is the confrontation none of us needed. ❜
❛ i wear some short shorts once and i don’t know how to act. ❜
❛ you’ve got a lot of input for someone with not a lot of clothes on. ❜
❛ don’t ever tell me what to do ever again. ❜
❛ i’m starting to think that i may be the problem. ❜
❛ in what world would you tell your sister, not your boyfriend, that your lesbian lover moved in? ❜
❛ time to roll my sleeves up, boys. ❜
❛ at least give me a little bit of foreplay! ❜
❛ do you not sense that there’s something wrong here? ❜
❛ do i look like i’m in the business of wanting to hear that? ❜
❛ i’m just gonna tell her i’m pregnant — i think it’s worth the drama. ❜
my favorite line in all of cinematic history
i think about tobacco juice and masonjars of shine i think about the vices i've let take me over time i recall when i was a baby, i didn't need nothing around but a little bitty rattler and the universal sound