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@modernscau
NEW BLOG
Hello people who like these blogs, my name is Catnap and this is a new blog for you guys to ask us questions! we have the entirety of the smiling critters living under the same roof, we have jobs, relationships, etc so ask away!
(ooc: hi! the host for this blog is @renthevamp)
someone asked about me? Uh im good, I escaped my room for like what the 3rd time now? You'll never know how >:] and im currently just reading a book, Maggie is busy so I have a little more time before she finds me and takes me back to my room, I will enjoy my freedom for now though :]
you do that, next ask that maggie's in she'll notice <3
Kickin, have you ever fired a terrible employee(s) before? If yes, what did they do?
"yes, they were really into me and wouldn't take 'i have a boyfriend' as an answer. I finally got to fire them because they tried to drug my drink when they thought I was doom scrolling on my break."
Kickin shudders at the thought. Bubba kisses him on the head.
@modernscau is this what catnap and dogday are like during storms?
when they're not fucking, yes.
this made me spit out my water, Christ that’s funny😂😂😂😂😂
that is very much what I meant when Dogday said catnap helps "distract" him
Where's Izzy right now?
@izzy-callme-violet hopefully here now that i've summoned her
Hey I stole this wedding ring from an alternate universe version of Touille. So uh. Don’t lose it but also if he asks you ain’t seen it. Got dat?
"Uuhhhhhhh what?"
host: I saw the post of Toullie looking for it but I don't know the context.
@modernscau is this what catnap and dogday are like during storms?
when they're not fucking, yes.
Fast Food Horror Story: Back when I worked at Wendy’s this BASTARD OF A MAN CAME IN 10 BEFORE CLOSING. And ordered N I N E T Y nuggets.
far far away, you can hear kickin's soul shatter a little more
On the thunderstorm question for eailer I personally LOVE them, Im not allowed outside cause I would get sick and my parents don't want that, but on the few times I am I like to sit under something for cover and listen to music or a murder deep dive. And when inside I just like to stay in my room with headphones on, doing a project like diamond paintings, sewing, or my puzzles while I keep my windows up slightly for the cool air and the rain/thunder sounds. Even when I was younger I would just lay flat on my trampoline while I let the rain fall on me talking with my sister about random things. I've always loved rain and stormy weather<3
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Y’all should try. Air fried hotdogs. 5 minutes, 400 degrees.
i'll try this and i'll come back to this ask when I do
Have any of the critters laughed at the "wrong place/time" before?
host: Not that I can think of no
(Imma do the infinite chocolate thing over and over anyway)
You see Maggie, while eventually you can’t cut out anymore chocolate square you are left with a bunch of tiny shavings and you can assemble all those squares into another chocolate bar. Doing the trick again means infinite chocolate shavings
ok but Maggie won't get distracted enough by it
"mmMMMmmm"
"sweetie, that's not-"
I mean what’s the worst that could happen if ya go picking a fight? Ya get stabbed? You’re all cartoon characters you’ll walk it off!
Maybe stay away from that cyberpunk CatNap, though.
Host: what you forget about cartoon logic, is that while it works in this world, it only works when it's funny. Hence why Simon has gotten struck by lightning while flying during thunderstorms but is fine. however, if he keeps doing it, it'll stop being funny and eventually... yeah. also, since that world is a lot darker, cartoon logic might just straight up not work there.
So Hoppy, what do you usually do for a first session?
"Usually cardio! then I see you do some basic exerscises, and based on your results, i'll make you a routine fit for you specifically. Every now and then you'll check in with me. you'll tell me how you feel with the routine and i'll tell you if you need to add or remove weight, reps or sets, and together we make a weekly schedule to determine what part of your body you'll exercise that day."
I bet those Cyberpunk critters aren’t all that tough. Let Violet run wild. Go to their universe and THROATPUNCH one of them! Like their Crafty. She’s only 5 feet tall. Go kick her ass.
host: I have a sneaking suspicion that this is violet, and nope, not taking the chance.
What do the critters do whenever it's raining (or even a thunderstorm) outside?
(Does Dogday get scared during a thunderstorm?)
"In an ideal world, I would cozy up and take a nap."
"...yes, it just stresses me out, but Catnap usually helps 'distract' me for a bit"
Dogday Is blushing profusely while trying to hide behind his ears.
Bubba is reading with kickin' on top of him.
"I usually read while Kickin plays some board game with hoppy."
kickin looks up.
"And I usually try to 'distract' him a few times as well~"
"...yes, that too..."
"Hoppy plays with kickin', or cuddles with me. When it's the former, I read in the library."
"I usually make everyone a seasonally appropriate drink. Hot chocolate (Hot apple cider for Dogday) during fall and winter, and fruity cocktails (no alcohol.) in the summer."
"I stare at the ceiling until I get the urge to draw, and when the urge comes, I keep looking until I get the motivation to get up, and hopefully the urge is still there by the time that happens."
Nightmare critters!:
"In an ideal world, I'd go flying in the rain, but since my horns are surprisingly cunductive, I don't do that, and instead watch a movie or show or something with my gator~"
Allister is removing Simon's shirt to lay on his chest. unlike most other reptiles, dragons are warm-blooded, and can warm themselves up on command.
Simon's scars show for a moment before being covered by Allister's head. with this, Simon begins to purr.
"I chill in my pool, and now i'll probably take my daughter down there too!"
"I usually cuddle up to someone while eating a snack, it's really relaxing."
Maggie pulls Toullie in closer to her.
"I usually read or write. Every now and then i'll read poems out loud for Rabie while she lays on top of me."
"I listen to poe's poems or make drinks for the others."
"I lay in bed and listen to horror podcasts."
"I usually go over to the smiling critters' place and do board games with Kickin and hoppy!"
host: this is one of my favorite asks that i've answered in a while, mostly cuz I got to write a lot and I had the motivation to.
hey Maggie, *does the infinite chocolate trick repeatedly*
Violet now’s your chance to run
host: vetoing this one cuz I don't want the scary cyberpunk critters to chew me out or worse <3
