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[galactic-canvas]

silly dogday doodle with his favorite tennis ball

[nobodyshereguys]

precious bean

[nikiichann]

Why the FUCK are these FUCKERS on my FUCKING desk. Someone get them the FUCK off.

[fluffymoonlightkitty]

@nikiichann Leave those Little Guys alone they're just Curious little Critters /J

[nobodyshereguys]

yeah leave them alone @nikiichann… also please get bubba away from the edge.

[nobodyshereguys]

I SUMMON YOU TO ME!!!!

@izzy-callme-violet @shadthchan052-blog @anonymous-red-shades @renthevamp @lightking47 @zack-evric @miner-wars @gzknight @nikiichann @megamanzerov20 @maxwaspace @phantom-thief-system @wasforcedtojoinyouheathans

@animemagiccritters @ANIMEMAGICCRITTERS NEEDS ASKERS, SPREAD THE WORD, AND SEND THEM ASKS!!!!

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

By Stjepan Sejic

Learn even more about superhero sexual anatomy in our book Sex Lives of Superheroes.

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Good news, someone did write a book about it, Diana McCallum, the co-creator of Texts From Superheroes.

Sex Lives of Superheroes is available now wherever you get your books!

[thesuperheroesnetwork]

Heads up - Sex Lives of Superheroes is 30% off on Amazon right now

[birdplushie]

"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!

[magn-animously]

DIG

[14-opossums-in-a-trenchcoat]

DIG

[buriedunderyourmum]

DIG

[hannisconfused]

DIG

[nobodyshereguys]

DIG

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

ONE WILLIAM NOTES

[dabouse]

All hail the one million notes dildo post

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

[chimera-off-the-string]

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

[icarus-suraki]

The one time the internet is expected to make dicks, the internet immediately makes everything except dicks.

[kaotickeelz2]

The internet: home of the contrarians

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[fangcore]

i guess this is the long post all the gays are collectively reblogging today huh

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Idk how to work it on mobile which makes me sad

[chimera-off-the-string]

This this fucking terrible thing just killed me

I was just scrolling and my friend asked why I was dying and i just had shown them this.

They are scared of me i think

[icarus-suraki]

The one time the internet is expected to make dicks, the internet immediately makes everything except dicks.

[the-irreverend]

Here's to hellsite solidarity!

[gz-fostercritters-au]

Host: Time for this thing called "Ask flood"!

It's simple: After reading the rules on my pinned post, all you have to do is send at least as many asks as you can think of.

[nobodyshereguys]

Send them asks!!!

[smilingcrittersthingig]

TOUILLE KISS METER

Yes I’m shooting big for this one

Mainly because I’m not too convinced this will do well, quite honestly I just did this for shits and giggles lol

[smilingcrittersthingig]

Just noticed yall got the goal for Bubba

Nice job fellas!

Bubba prepared marshmallows

Not for s’mores though

[waywardstatic]

Post ep 9 Caine would 1000% need therapy

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[georgieharrisons]

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

[little-scribblers-heart]

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

[animemagiccritters]

OH FYI: YOU DORKS CAN ASK ALL THE DUMB STUFF YOU WANT!

CROSSOVERS? SURE

OCs? SURE

YOU WANNA BE A FREAK AND ASK CRAFTY ABOUT HER FANFICS? GO RIGHT AHEAD MAN JUST BE CAREFUL FOR YOUR OWN SANITY

[rockstar-orphanage]

ASK FLOOD TIME

No time limit, just send in any questions you have and crews will answer.

[animemagiccritters]

ASKS ARE OPEN! FEEL FREE TO FLOOD ME WITH THEM, FOLKS!

Iiii~ am going to be designing a few low strength mooks for the newly christened critters to face!

[nobodyshereguys]

send in asks everyone, theirs starstudent, and good story potential!

[nobodyshereguys]

@izzy-callme-violet @anonymous-red-shades @wasforcedtojoinyouheathans @lightking47 @shadthchan052-blog