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How tf California in a dtougbt
There’s water to the left of y'all Like Go get it. It’s always been there.
you know how hard it is to take saltwater and make it drinkable? Not that simple
Why ont you start with removing the salt from ya attitude
Do I need to say something?
Nah.
he knew he knew exactly what he was doing
RNC Speech: ‘Fuck, We’re Really Just Letting This Fucking Happen?’
i wanna make grilled cheese w you at 2 am, i wanna take you out on cute dinner dates and buy you dumb cute stuffed animals. i wanna love you like nobody else ever has and i also wanna fuck you until you’re shaking.
these are so fuckin intense pls send me them
A. If you could get away with one murder in your lifetime without any legal, social, or emotional repercussions, would you kill someone?
B. What is your first thought when you receive a message on Tumblr, are you excited for the idea of someone from potentially the other side of the world wanting to talk to you or fearful that someone will criticize you?
C. Have you ever looked down on someone because you thought your religious views were superior?
D. Would you rather know everything the universe has to offer but in exchange lose all emotions or remain the way you are now?
E. If you could live and be healthy without sleeping or eating/drinking, which would you cut out of your life?
F. If you could take on the exact body and form of anyone else on Earth, who would it be?
G. Would you rather burn or freeze to death?
H. If it meant it would solve all world hunger, war, disease and bigotry, would you spend the rest of eternity in Hell?
I. Was the first crush in your life something you had or something someone had on you?
J. Could you live without having sex ever (again) in exchange for eternal youth?
K. Have you ever watched a full length pornographic movie?
L. The Beatles or The Rolling Stones?
M. If you could have the ability to manipulate matter or energy, which would you choose?
N. What was the worst nightmare you ever had?
O. Would you rather spend one year with your one true love just to never see them again or the rest of your life with second best?
P. All the sequels/remakes/adaptations/rip-offs in movies nowadays, good or bad?
Q. Would you rather be dirt poor and emotionally fulfilled in life or be rich beyond imagination and emotionally dissatisfied for life?
R. Do you have any (secret) feelings of bigotry to any group of people?
S. Would you rather be the only person in the world that can read minds or have everyone else in the world be able to read minds except for your own?
T. If everyone in the world would automatically only know one language, which language would you choose?
U. If you were old enough and not in a situation where it would be inappropriate, would you sleep with one of your (past) school teachers/professors?
V. A world without religion, good, bad, neutral?
W. The men's rights movement, legitimate cause or laughable, and why?
X. You can eliminate one of your five senses to substantially strengthen the others, which one and would you do it?
Y. Do looks mean anything to you? Don't lie, could you fall in love with someone you thought was ugly?
Z. Can you understand the mindset and logic used by the opposite spiritual opinion? An atheist understanding the belief in a higher power and vice versa.
Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!
this actually does work the witches of tumblr really are out here doing something lol
Yesss November come throughhhhhhh!!
Reblogging with all my intent and desire.
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@how-meta 2009 memes
@velvetgelly thats different. 2009 memes are timeless. perfect. masterpieces. they belong in a museum. a meme-seum if you will. who needs porn when you can just set your homepage to 9gag. moaning just thinkin bout it hey anyways what time did you wanna come over to punch me in the face?
@how-meta ok but that was so extra. I’ll be at your house promptly at 6:47 pm tomorrow to punch you in the face. see you then, Karen!
Living with a purpose
Death is the harsh truth of life that all humans have to face. It can come upon us anytime. As depressing as that sounds, the goal is to make most out of your life. Yes, we have all heard the fact that “life is long and hard”; But this all depends on what you make out of it. People always have a purpose to live; whether it be living for family or making a difference to human kind. Find what excites you! Find what gives you the thrills! What is the purpose of your life? What do you want your obituary to say? If you were to die today, what do you want people to remember you for? If that something for example, is being a physician then what are you doing to fulfill that? What steps are you taking to reach your life goal?
Let’s say you are a college student getting a bachelor’s degree and you are a sophomore. Have you explored med schools and MCAT? There are going to be obstacles in achieve your life goal. But that does not mean give up all your dreams. You can truly become whatever you desire. If you were capable enough to make it to college then you sure are smart enough to make it through. Hard work and dedication always pay off when tried with true will.
For those of you reading this, you’re probably just thinking, “ah, another bogus motivational writers who clearly has no idea how hard it is”. But instead of thinking that, why not be truly motivated and working towards your goal. Find your true purpose of life and work towards your goals. There is nothing more exciting than having a true purpose to life and working towards it. The better feeling is reaching the finish point, but in the end it is about the journey not the destination. Your journey is what shapes you as a person. Be inspired and find your true purpose!
These are my favorite parents in any movie ever.
MYSTERY STORY TIME
So there was a single, solitary kiwi on our counter in the kitchen.
And I decided to make fun of my roommate for it, because who buys one, single, solitary kiwi? So I asked her that.
Roommate: I didn’t buy a kiwi.
Me: This isn’t your kiwi?
Roommate: No?
Me: But this isn’t my kiwi.
Roommate: That kiwi was there when I got home.
Me: I don’t even eat kiwi!
As you can see, it’s a real kiwi. Here it is, on my counter, giving away nothing.
But I was still confused as to where it came from. Did one of us accidentally buy a kiwi at the store?
So I looked up the Kiwiny company to figure out which stores it’s sold at, to see which one of us might have bought it, since we tend to use different grocery stores.
Kiwiny doesn’t have American retailers.
There is literally no reason for this kiwi to be in my kitchen.
first like 10 minutes of every kitchen nightmare
gordon: ok I will have the grilled cheese
chef: *using a hair dryer to make grilled cheese* I've done nothing wrong in my life
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars
this is my favorite post
Oh my this is so cute
my cat has been fucking playing me for weeks, playing me like a fucking harp. I feed my cat twice a day with prescribed diet food because she’s really fat and doesn’t know when she’s full so she never stops eating. usually when I come home from class she is all over me like the whore of babylon all over me putting on a pity party and trying to get me to sin and give her more food but no matter what I only feed her the amount of food for her prescribed diet. but after awhile i started noticing that she wasn’t loosing weight at all and was actually just getting fatter. so I called the vet pissed and i’m just like the fuck she’s still getting fat. so I switched her to another diet food and that still didn’t work and I was so confused and frustrated like what is wrong with this cat? so a couple weeks go by and I start noticing that I go through bags of food really fast like a week fast and I remembered how I thought that was so weird like I God honest could not figure out why the food disappeared so fast (my former naive and innocent mind) well y'all ready here’s the fucking climax - the other day my class was canceled and I come downstairs at like noonish and do you know what I see when I get down? I see my fucking cat sitting in the food bin. with my own two eyes I see her sitting in the fucking food bin. my spoiled ass cat has been eating like a fucking queen and living it the fuck up while I’m in class and then pretends like she’s hungry when I get home. and you know what’s the real kicker? when she leaves the lid gets knocked shut which is why i never caught onto her scam. she’s fucking been working the system and playing the food game right under my fucking nose like i want to scream and now I have to call the vet and the morning and explain to him how I, a well educated adult in college, got one-upped in intelligence by my fucking cat
Read the whole thing.
Microscopic photograph of the inside of a Vagina. How beautiful.
This the shit that make niggas not even pull out. This is it. Behold. Sweet sugar walls
This looks so fucking weird lmao but this actually makes sense because I’m pretty sure during arousal they move around and guide the sperm towards the cervix. ISNT ANATOMY COOL???????????
I thought that was pulp. I thought this was some kinda delicious, juicy fruit. This is a vagina. That’s pussy pulp.
I thought these were bugs or something, this is so cool
Ummm 😳 ok wow
This is amazing.
Wooweeee ☺️
this is the inside of a fucking fig
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
I still can’t figure out why Terry Crews bothered with a career in football before acting.
do you guys have someone that you’ve secretly admired at school for years not like a crush but like just a small admiration and a maybe-we’re-soulmates kind of thing
And two years later we’re dating 😊
