today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

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today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car
yikes
that puppy ain’t do shit to NOBODY take him off of this
IKHFDSSDDFHJH
You don’t know what he did
lmao for the commentary on the puppy
PSA be a SNITCH and not a BITCH
Lol y’all are going to get punched in the face and I’m here for it. Half the time they know their man ain’t shit but will beat your ass for pointing it out.
THE SCAM OF THE CENTURY
my aesthetic is looking mean as hell but being the nicest warmest person you ever met so you feel terrible for judging and become a better person thru it all
yes yes yes
Or when you see her period and allat😋😋😋🍫
Her period?
I think he meant like… all the time. When you see her, period.
lmfaooo the importance of the comma
Y'all so used to wild stuff on here that y'all didn’t even question it lmaoo
😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO IM CRYING
Tumblr peole are at it again
i thought he meant her cycle too 😭😭😭😭 jesus
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Shaggy got thicc
I feel like you people have zero understanding of what thicc actually is but a post about Shaggy is not the place for this discourse
No we are fucking doing this here. @thedivinepineapple
There is no thicc anything here. Wherever you thought the definition of thicc applied to this, slap the person who made you think that and then yourself.
Thicc shaggy is a religion
Thin body+giant tits =\= thicc
Those titties aint even big, what is that a 34 C lol please.
I’m…. Y'all are actually arguing over what thicc means on a shaggy post?!
Reblog if you have bigger tits than god
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The tits are big given the size of the body.
No one is comparing boobs to body. We’re saying that that isn’t thicc at ALL.
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i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like