Mojozolo

[eijiroukiriot]

this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

[bigratbastard]

[fxr-yxur-amusement]

[chaos-storm]

[salty-reblog]

I CANNOT believe none of y’all added this one:

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[pinsir]

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

[soul-angelos-deactivated2023102]

[big-catsss]

[death-by-lulz]

its funny when you dont scroll all the way down and all you see is this

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[hustlerose]

slipknot sounds like werewolf lube 

[hustlerose]

stop reblogging this

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Your mom finding her friend at a store is like unskippable cutscenes

[intriga-hounds]

can i interest u in a box of friend??

[panzerschwanzwagen]

a box of biohazard maybe

[intriga-hounds]

the only hazard here is ur attitude

[purex-deactivated20241110]

i just walked past 2 construction dudes and one of em just said “i don’t think they’re right-handed or left-handed. they’re just dogs.”

[squalos-vois]

imagine laying in bed and instead of pulling on your legs or whatever, a demon straight up just smacks your ass

[schwerdistheword-deactivated201]

I mean What’s the demon look like

[sovietshopaholic]

[niyarest]

basic anime girl: *sigh* i’m not as pretty as my sister (｡•́ ‸ •̀｡)

her sister: *has the exact same face and body*

[starteas-deactivated20190304]

her sister has the exact same face and body but she’s got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.

[aspiedamianwayne-deactivated202]

Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole

[starteas-deactivated20190304]

i mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas

[thenatsdorf]

“I told her she wouldn’t like salt & vinegar chips.” (via julsmadison)

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[thartist72]

The face of guitarists makes much more sense when they hold giant slugs!

[disgustinganimals]

i didn’t realize how small these guitarists are until just now

[imburiedincats-sendhelp]

@unsettlingstories

[unsettlingstories]

Where has this been my entire life?

[agil-san]

[kurei0]

this anime was just so precious and innocent.

[three-eyed-bat-deactivated20181]

A++ wingman of the year.

[nerdboycock]

the opposite of miscommunication

[salamencerobot]

This is amazing but….

HOW IS THAT BEEFCAKE HIDING UNDER THERE

[wigmund]

The bed’s legs are a good foot off the floor while he’s under there.

[jaxxazlancosmos]

It’s about fuckin time this showed up on my dash

[clittyslickers-deactivated20250]

i’m dog sitting for rich lesbians

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

what breed of dog is that

[illinoisiest]

titzu

[an-apocalypse-of-magpies]

I’m howling that this hasn’t been flagged yet

[respectfulmemes]

[8-bitmonkey]

Visit Original Link

[ppyro]

auhaUAHYohu don’t mind me i was takin’ FOH, definitely notᵈᵉᶠⁱⁿⁱᵗᵉˡʸ ⁿᵒᵈᵉᶠⁱⁿⁱᵗᵉˡʸ ⁿᵒᵗ thinkin’ bout blowinblowinblowin ℕ𝕆 way hehuʰᵘʰᵉhe 🅓🅔🅕🅘🅝🅘🅣🅔🅛🅨 ｎｏｔ kkcomeon ᵏᵏᶜᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿ maybe just a little sos? 𝗦𝗢𝗨𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗢𝗦 𝓢𝓞𝓤𝓢𝓘𝓓𝓞𝓢 DELIVERING A BₒₘB BₒₘB BₒₘB TO SCRAP SOME ᴮᴼᴹᴮˢ and IUAHHAIUAHHAUI getting 🇵🇦🇾ed for it u̩̟͍̤̥̳̻̤͜ụ̯̟̰͎̣u͙̯̩̰͍̥͔͘͠ú͏̹͚̻  𝐌𝐘 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐀 𝐉𝐎𝐉 🅱 🅱 🅱 🅱 🅱 im the evil ᴱⱽᴵᴸ austrailian 🇧🇴🇲🇧er what ＢＯＭＢＳ at whatever time HE 𝕯𝕬𝕸𝕹 𝖂𝕰𝕷𝕷 ᴮᴼᴹᴮˢ BLAUH 𝘉𝘓𝘈𝘞𝘜𝘏 AUAUUAUAUAH UH ROOOW ᴿᴼᵂᴮᴼᵀˢ AUHAUHᵤₕᵤₕᵤₕ ₕₐᵤₐᵤₐₕₕᵤₕᵤₕᵤₕ YOURE TELLING ME? ᴍᴇ? ᴹᴱ? I CANT 𝙱𝙻𝙾𝚆 UP tra

T̰̲͍̭͙̻͓͟H̷̷̷̭͖͚̰͎̩͖͓̳E̷̝̫͈̲͖̕E̴͏̹͢E̞̯̬̦͢͟͞Ȩ̴͓̯̬̼͈͎Ȩ͖̟̱̺͙̞̞͞Ę̢̝͓̯͚͞E͘҉̖̹͖̳͈̟̞ͅE̯̥͓͞E̶̵͇͕̮̮E͍̲͓̞̦̖̕͘͝E̡̠̻̹ͅĘ̡̻̀E̢̠͚̗͜É́҉͓̘̮̰̖E̥̹̤͡E̡͚̻̰E̶̼͍͎͕̤̣̮E͕̣̘͉̣̩̯͇̖E̩̺̣̗͍̕E͇̭͕̳̠̼̪̱̫͞E̞̞̼̬̘E̘͈̙̠̖̘̝̬ͅE̲͞É̴̲ͅE̢̛͍̯̩̟̮̤E̯̯͓E̷͍̥̩Ȩ̸̤͇̼͡E̻̩̦̳̥̲̕͞Ḛ̸̩̞͍̜͓͢͞E͎̮̜̣̩͇̣̻E̜͍̦̮̮͙̞̮͘͜E҉̡̗̟̟͓͎̘̱͢E̲̪̰E̹̝͓͍̹È̶̘͎͇E̙̣̱̹̜͡Ḙ̸͈̫E͕̺̹̜̬̪̥E̢͖͇̯̟̕E͏̸̧̲͎̰̘͈͚̹̳ͅE̮̯͓̕E̶̜É̤͕̱͜E̖̳̼̕͟Ȩ̞͡Ḙ̢͡ͅȨ̼̜̮̻̬͓̙̙̮Ȩ̩͉̰͝͠E͡҉̭͟E̷҉͖̺̙͙̥̤̞É̹E͈E̤͉̱͚̤̜̟̼ͅE̶̙̣̞̬̞̪̗̭̲ 

IR TAKING THE 𝙿𝙿𝙿𝙿POINT ₚₒᵢₙₜ ᴾᴼᴵᴺᵀ  тттттттᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗᵗₜₜₜₜₜₜₜₜₜₜ TIME TO BLOWITBLOWITBLOWITᴮᴸᴼᵂᴵᵀᴮᴸᴼᵂʸ ＴＨＥＭ  (i meant them) UUAIIIᴬᵁᵁᴬᴵᴵ𝘈𝘐𝘜𝘈𝘐𝘈𝘏𝘏 never get тт🅸🅸🅸🅸🅸🅸🅸🆁🅴🅳

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𝕳𝕰𝕳𝕳𝕳𝕳𝕳𝕳 HUH

what

[ika-art]

oh my GOOOOOD

[jaxxazlancosmos]

FUCK I Can’T BreATHE