shrimply dobest

previously jacksprostate. arguably still

[moledoby]

[enchantedbook]

'Werewolf' by Jakub Różalski

[bowelfly]

worm sausage

[f1vegas]

this nhl draft is funny bc it has the potential to make everyone fucking miserable. leafs jump up to number one (everybody hates that) but the consensus guy gives massive primmadona vibes and has the same high skill low effort knocks as the toronto superstars incumbent. the sharks jump up to two by some funny twist of fate when the most they could have hoped for was a good dman falling to 9 or whatever but now if they take a risky dman at 2 they are potentially letting another franchise altering two way forward slip through their fingers. suffering from success. vancouver missed winning the lottery which they tanked for and deserved but getting 3 means probably drafting your new head coach's son which is awkward, and chicago really needed another star forward at 4 to play with bedard but instead they will probably be picking a defensemen that they dont want or need after taking levshunov at 2 a few years ago instead of sennecke or demidov or helenius etc. a certified everyone stomps and pouts ass draft

[staal-eric-archives]

03.03.22 // (via marc-andré perreault’s twitter) MARTYYYY takes a moment to encourage sam at the end of the practice

[moledoby]

i have 11 months of the year where i forget just how inescapable 'self-justified as well meaning' homophobia is during pride month. and then it is june 1st

[moledoby]

the funny thing about being incredibly but somewhat situationally pedantic is im willing to suspend my disbelief about the power outlet in the electrical box somehow directing the lightning to the streetcar grid, but im still kind of resentful about the snippers because ive used these things and i dont think you could cut through fall arrest lanyards with anything remotely resembling the stealthy ease shown in nirvanna the band the show the movie

[g0alieglazer]

jacob and monty trying to get the ‘doby’ chant going 😭

[loosepuck]

"i had a conversation with sam when we called up fowler just after the trade deadline, and i said to him, we know you're a good goalie. you're not playing to your full potential sometimes, but you're not the first goalie, there are several among the best goalies in the world who've had a difficult season [...] having lost to san josé and anaheim, having battled against LA but not played better during the match, we were very much in the moment. i said to sam, we're going to give fowler a chance. i have no idea how it will go but we'll make decisions based on what will give us the best chance of winning each match. i asked sam to keep fighting. we have no idea how it'll go, but keep working to be in better shape and be ready. you're a good teammate. i can't speak more highly of sam montembeault. i think he's in the best shape of his life. you see the effort he's put in. as a teammate, he's exceptional."

rough translation of what kent hughes said about monty, end-of-season media op, 01.06.2026

[habitant]

i just want to move on to hang out with my friends for a little longer.... i feel like that's why we play the game to spend more time with each other.... jakub.....

[twothousandeight]

Nirvanna the Band the Show the Movie (2026), dir. Matt Johnson

[moledoby]

making a creepy mask for fun

[krtek-daily]

[moledoby]

the thing about having my specific generic name is it means i refer to Three (3) habs by last name or else i feel weird. and also aside from the tryhardiness of it im also never gonna be able to call fowler gator without cringing because i too am semiregularly called alligator by coworker

[incidentale]

[filthyjanuary]

[moledoby]

i am at peace