(Parody of the D.K. Rap by Grant Kirkhope)
Once, the four nations lived in harmony;
Then came the attack of the Fire army!
Only the Avatar could stop the damage,
But when the world needed him most, he vanished!
He's the latest in the line; you'll know his name.
He's out of the ice to douse some flames!
His bison, bo staff, and lemur all fly;
With his arrowed head, he'll pierce the sky!
His skills are great, but there's learning to do;
He's the last member of the Air monk crew!
This gal's got hope that you'll listen up, dudes;
She can change chi paths to soothe your wounds.
She's wet and wild when she needs to be,
From a tribe under fire for a century!
She'll bend your blood if you do her wrong,
And woe be to the guy who killed her mom!
He has no honor; he has no place.
This prince has a fucked-up face!
He can block bolts when he needs to,
And fight his crazy sister just for you;
Redeem himself like Dickens's Scrooge,
Sans spirits, save for his stint in blue!
He's back again, as seen on Netflix,
And this time, he isn't sexist!
He can get real high on some cactus juice;
With his meteor sword, he's got rad moves!
His first girlfriend turned into the moon,
And his 'rang makes three-eyed freaks go boom!
Finally, eyes staring blank,
It's the last member of the Avatar gang.
This Toph's so tough, it isn't funny;
If you fight her, well, that's rough, buddy.
Can beat up the Boulder with relative ease;
Moves metal blocks with new techniques!
She can't read text, except in braille,
But Beifong's one hell of a gal!
Come on, Iroh; take it to the spirit realm!
Koi, Koh, face-stealer, dragon-dance arts,
Agni Kai duels and wrecked cabbage carts; oh yeah!
War in Ba Sing Se being denied,
Lion turtles, badgermoles and leaves from the vine; oh yeah!
Will absolutely be a sentence-mixed video in the very near future.
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