Mollie Ellison Spinelli

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ajspinelli​:

Hah, well… Damn. I was really hoping you’d take the reins on this one. Um… anyway…

I guess I should start by telling you you’re an aunt now? Sorta? I knocked this girl up. Actually, I knocked two girls up. One I was in love with, one that was a complete mistake and a lack of impulse control. Neither of ‘em want me involved. Which I guess is fine. I, uh, got a coupl’a DUIs and most recently fought a guy at a club, slashed his tires, and then stole a car with a lil bit of coke on me. So… I got this fancy little ankle bracelet if you’ve not noticed it yet. There it is. All of it. Damn, it feels good to get that off my chest. 

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Oh, I thought you were just going along with the anklet trend? Mm, I noticed it the second you walked in. I just hoped you didn’t do anything too too bad, which, I guess you didn’t as long as you’re not still using? You know Mom will not allow that around here, and you know I won’t either. I’ll kill you before you can accidentally OD. And are you sure the mothers don’t want you involved? I mean...especially the one you were in love with? That’s kinda deep, AJ. That’s kinda a big deal. And I freaking always wanted to wear to wear a Cool Aunts Club hoodie. 

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noelnagy​:

No one’s said anything, but i can tell that it makes some people uncomfortable. 

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Well if they don’t say it to your face, it shouldn’t be your problem, right? If they’re not mature enough to ask you questions if they’re curious or at least smile and be civil, screw ‘em. You’re perfect, Noel. I mean that with my entire chest and you know it. 

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reelaina​:

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———-I miss you.

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Wh-what?

[mollspinelli]

@mollspinelli: Life lately = puppies, babies, friends & wine 🍷

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ajspinelli​:

It’s like I never left, really. Both of those things were great as a kid. Unfortunately, my brain is fully developed so I think the latter is awful now. Good for today’s teens though… I think. I don’t know, I just got out of weekend county jail so maybe not. Anyway, let’s go. 

You wanna update me first or should I bring down the mood with my shit?

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Eh, I dunno. I prefer the pub to still serve minors so that way the ones around here don’t annoy me to go buy ‘em stuff. Though most of them go to Brooklyn now anyways, but still. 

Mine’s really just as crappy. You first. 

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reelaina​:

I don’t really want to talk to you about it. 

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I mean, sometimes it’s nice to hear about meds from people who actually have used them versus a psychiatrist who’s just trying to drug you up, but whatever. 

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noelnagy​:

Is my Tourette’s, like… scary? Like do they make you nervous?

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Noel...no. Not even a little bit. 

Why? Did someone make you feel like they’re scary? 

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reelaina​:

I never thought I’d be the depressed type, but… god, I think I’m depressed. 

Yeah...join the club. Zoloft and Prozac work for shit. I’m on Celexa now and it helps me a lot with mine. 

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noelnagy​:

I will ask you for everything all of the time, every day for forever, thank you very much. 

Speaking of asking something, can I ask you something stupid?

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Psh, of course, you know you can all of the time, every day for forever. 

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ajspinelli​:

I have a shit ton to tell you too. 

Let’s do it. Can we go to the pub? 

Of course. They still have those amazing, extra crispy chicken wings and also still serve alcohol to minors, so, it’s just like you left it. 

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ajspinelli​:

I will explain everything, I promise. Just let me get settled in again.

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Well, sorry to be impatient but it’s been months. I was so freaking worried! Are you hungry? We can get lunch and talk. I’ve got shtuff to tell you too. 

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noelnagy​:

Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?! 

I do like pie, Mollie. I love pie. But there’s something weird about the way this one smells and I cannot describe it to you.

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Sure you’re not just smelling yourself? 

Fine, don’t try it. But then just don’t ask me for anything ever again, ever. 

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noelnagy​:

I’d trust you with my life, Mol, but I don’t know if I can trust you on dessert. 

You won’t be trusting me with your life ‘cause I’ll be the one killing you if you don’t try it! 

It’s pie, Noel. You’re like Buddy the Elf. How do you not like pie?

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noelnagy​:

—-I’m sorry, it just smells a little funny. 

You smell funny. Try it! It was the first Christmas dessert I ever made at Nora’s - eggnog pie. I’ve perfected it over the years. I promise you’ll like it.