I should be doing homework

Oh well...

[writing-prompt-s]

“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.

[the-very-essence]

then why the fuck did she ask

[writing-prompt-s]

hmmmmmm…..

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

Sis lives for drama… fuckin virgo

[swarnpert]

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

[cutedatesuggestions]

cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it

[spaceler]

[licensehaver-deactivated2025061]

calling in thicc today

[toastbutteregg]

dogs are adorable

[linoone]

[imdope420]

Reblog if u cannot wait to start middle school and get away from all the drama lies and tears from elementary school <|3

[mechagodzilla]

jesus christ I’m sorry kid

[juicycrossing]

Did they all retire??

[thestalkerbunny]

They got their grandkids to do their job so they can go play bingo at the rec center.

[guerrillatech]

[girldebord-deactivated20190410]

I keep my money in bofa

[whatsittoyabub]

what’s bofa

[girldebord-deactivated20190410]

bank of america

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

your honor, they simply hate to see a girlboss winning

[bellaslittlebitch]

Edward: i may have committed murder and all but there is NO WAY i’m having sex before marriage that’s a sin

[hotvampireadjacent]

[invincible-selfxmade-punk]

The Iranian Hostage Crisis was 40 years ago. Paw Patrol was not even thought of then. 90% of what is on this site is not nearly as funny as the posters think it is.

[tricotfurry]

has anyone ever told you how brilliant you are? you're smarter than everyone else

[animalcrossingmemes]

[constable-frozen]

Elsa💙