The look in his eyes says "I was up until four in the morning furiously masturbating to this picture, and I need a reason that happened."

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The look in his eyes says "I was up until four in the morning furiously masturbating to this picture, and I need a reason that happened."
Failed panoramic.
define failed
dude
the dream is collapsing
Nothing is real
sloan kettering
I have no words.
why does cinema popcorn always taste better than other popcorn
Because it is always freshly seasoned with the tears of movie theater employeesÂ
I remember it fondly... waking up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy, and ending the day wishing I could pee in some people's drinks. Ah, theater.
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I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BATTLE OF WITS
The game is this: I set up five pairs of identical looking shots: pineapple juice or lemon juice, Chinese sugar tea or apple cider vinegar, flat coke or soy sauce, water or distilled white vinegar, and tomato juice or Tabasco sauce.
I challenge a player in the circle to a color. They pick one and I take the other, with our best poker faces. Other players have to guess who got what.
Itâs like the Princess Bride/A Study in Pink but no one gets poisoned!
you people are sick
Must do.
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Didnt I say you were grounded
So, I'm pregnant. And I love sushi (rolls, mostly, sushimi and I are not friends). And recently I obtained handmade california rolls made by a Japanese man who speaks no English, and proceeded to wolf them down in my car at work while balancing the tray on my knees. Predictably, the tray tipped, and I lost four rolls to the dirtiness of my floorboards. Also predictably, I'm not going to waste perfect california rolls, and I spent twenty minutes picking off grass and dog fur so that I could eat them (don't judge me, they're a dollar each). I was ill later in the evening, a fate for which I can only point to my weakness for crabmeat and avocado. When hubby found out about this, he was quite displeased, and in punishment has banned me from sushi until Alayna decides to come out to meet us.
Long story short, this picture is KILLING ME!
~MF <3
I'm the real father. The truth needs to come out now.
But how is that possible, as we both know what you're packing ain't from Vienna.
So you think you need a credit card.
There's a lot of controversy over the use of credit cards.
Some people believe that credit cards are the worst thing to happen to financial well-being since ARMs (adjustable-rate mortgages), while others believe them to be a helpful tool. My idol, Dave Ramsey, thinks that all credit cards should be cut up, destroyed, never heard from again. (In fact, I'm wearing a shirt that I got from a thrift store that has the Financial Peace University logo on it, with "I survived my plasectomy" on the back above a picture of scissors and a pile of decimated cards.) My hero, Clark Howard, thinks that credit cards are necessary to a great credit score, and can and should be used instead of debit for the amount of protection that they provide you. My opinion? Both sides are right.
In my informed opinion, there are two kinds of consumers that utilize credit. The first kind is the type that credit card companies LOVE: they run up the credit cards with frivolous spending, not knowing when or if they're going to be able to repay it, and in worst-case scenarios end up having to settle with the companies because they overestimated their repayment abilities and are unable to keep up with even the minimum payments. The second kind is the type that credit card companies HATE: they pay their bill in full every month before the statement month ends, avoid paying interest, and usually accumulate all kinds of rewards in the process.
If you only take notice of one thing in this blog post, let it be this: if you're the first kind of consumer, recklessly driving up your credit card balance without equal amounts of real money in the bank to pay it off with, cut up all of your credit cards NOW. Do not ever put even a dollar on a credit card if you are not 100% positive that you will have or already have the money to pay it off with before the billing month ends. It's a surefire recipe for disaster, every time.
Now then. With that said, here's a run-down of everything you need to know about credit cards.
With regards to your credit score, credit cards are a win-win if you use them correctly. A debt-to-income ratio is usually a factor, which means that if you owe above a certain percentage on your debts combined compared to your income, it will have a negative impact on your score. Similarly, if you are near the limits on your credit cards, your credit utilization percentage will be high, which also can have a negative impact. If you have high limits, your credit score is likely to be high as well. The length of time you have cards open is also a big factor for your score- an account that has been open for five or more years is preferable to those looking at your credit report. Late payments have a terrible effect on your score- avoid these if at all possible.
In regards to types of credit cards. There are prepaid, "secured" cards, which help build credit or repair it; there are cash-back reward cards, usually earning 1-2% on all transactions and/or 3-5% on select spending categories; there are air-mile rewards cards, which earn you points that can be redeemed for free or reduced flights; and simple rewards cards, which earn you points which you can redeem for merchandise and gift cards. I'll do another post eventually on the pros and cons of each kind, but for now, just know this: rewards mean NOTHING if they're outweighed by interest you pay if you don't pay it off in time. I personally have a Chase Freedom card that I used to get cash back until recently. Now it has an option to transfer your available rewards to Amazon, and I'll be using that to stock up on baby necessities. (Less than a month until the due date!) My hubby and I will get an air miles rewards card when we're older, because we plan on traveling a lot.
In conclusion, credit cards can be a helpful tool in your financial kit, but only if you use them wisely. Don't let the temptation pull you under, and you'll be fine.
~MF <3
Great, great movie made into a perfect .gif.
I complain a lot about people spending money unnecessarily, or just plain stupidly. This would be considered the latter.
~MF <3
I don't know, there's just something about this picture that cracks me up every time.
Today I worked on my rewards chart. If you have been reading my blog for awhile you know I am not only working on weight loss, but also on chipping away my credit card debt. As such, Iâm not spending a lot of money on âwantsâ these days. I figured, why not build my âwantsâ into my ârewardsâ. How do you reward yourself?
As an addition to my post about debt snowballs and rewarding yourself when you get debts paid off, here is a lovely graphic made by a lovely young lady. If you make it into something fun, you can do anything you set your mind to!
No snow here in Georgia, but plenty of snowballs!
My topic for today is the logistics of the popular term/method, the "Debt Snowball". Many, many personal finance gurus tout this method as the #1 hands-down best way to get out of debt, quickly. I personally became aware of it by listening to Dave Ramsey, but there are a lot of other people who advise this as well. (I'm a huge Dave Ramsey fan, if you haven't gotten this by now.)
The basics of the plan is that you list your debts, smallest to largest, and make minimum payments on everything except for the smallest debt. On that debt, you take all of the extra cash you can spare per month and add that to the payment. When the littlest one is paid off, you take the amount that you were paying on it (the minimum payment plus the extra cash from the month) and add it to the minimum payment for the next smallest debt. When that debt is paid off, you add the payment for that to the next smallest debt, and so on from there until all of your debt is gone. In this way, you add a larger amount onto the payment each time you pay off a debt, in the same way a snowball accumulates snow as it rolls down a hill.
Here's an example. You owe $300 on a credit card, $800 on a personal loan, $2300 on your car, and $4000 on a student loan. The minimum payments, respectively, are $20, $35, $180, and $300. Assuming that you can meet the minimum payments for all of them (I hope you can, otherwise you're in a bad spot), after all your bills you have $50 extra in your budget each in month. So you pile that onto the $20 payment for the credit card, bringing the monthly payment for it up to $70. In the interest of time I'm not going to calculate interest on these loans, so you've got the credit card paid off in a little over four months. In the fifth month, you make the final $20 payment to get the credit card completely cleared. You have $50 left that month, and you add it on to the $35 personal loan payment, making it $85. (By then, you owe $540 on it, having made the minimums for four months). The next month you add the $20 that you would have put on the credit card, bringing the payment to $105. You make that payment for five months, then in the sixth month make the final payment of $15. You add the $90 that you have left over to the $180 car loan, at which time you owe $230 after ten months of minimum payments. The next month you pay it off with a payment of $230, and have $65 left, which you add to the student loan. By then, you owe $335. The next month you pay that off completely as well.
This is a REALLY rough example- interest adds a pile onto each debt each month. However, the concept remains the same. Now, the arguments against doing a snowball- I've heard people say, well, I want to pay off my car first because it's the most necessary if I lose my job in the future, or the rationale that you should pay off the debt with the highest interest rate first to save money on interest. These are valid viewpoints, and make financial sense. If you legitimately believe that you should be doing that, good on you, I say go for it. Financially it makes the most sense. But the reason the debt snowball works is because of the psychology behind it. "...when you ditch the small debt first, you see progress. That one debt is out of your life forever. Soon the second debt will follow, and then the next. When you see that the plan is working, you'll stick to it. By sticking to it, you'll eventually succeed in becoming debt-free!" (https://www.mytotalmoneymakeover.com/index.cfm?event=displayArticle&articleID=118512)
The rush you get when you see one of your debts completely disappear is usually the perfect motivator to get you to keep yourself in gear to continue your debt repayment plan. I would even go so far as to work out a small reward system for yourself each time you pay off a debt- not something so expensive that it puts you further in debt, but something small. I personally would maybe buy a new paperback, or a double-chocolate-chip Frappuccino (delicious, but at almost $5 each, not exactly something I allow myself every day).
Paying off debt is rewarding in and of itself. With every loan you pay off, your financial future gets a little bit more secure. And that's a little bit less of your hard-earned money that goes to interest, pure profit for the banks straight out of your wallet, ugh. Not padding a banker's checking account at my expense sounds pretty good to me.