2015 tumblr culture

mom jock, emo queen, girl of your dreams

[momjock]

my days are spent chasing the high i got off of griffin introducing lup ....

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

The wokest character in all of anime is the dude in episode two of death note who suggests with no evidence other than lots of people dying that Kira is the CIA

[witchesversuspatriarchy]

3 most powerful LGBT allies, ranked

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

This is great, but may I suggest: middle aged black women you meet at the nail salon

[momjock]

himbo in the smoke circle who stares at u until he realizes ur a lesbian, before bonding with you over how wonderful asparagus is 

[momjock]

let killua say fuck 

[hunterxhunteraesthetic]

[adaswordlace]

christ

[b0ytemper]

This post took 3 years off my life

[unapologetically-descriptivist]

I’ll take “words that perfectly describe the Académie Française but which would literally kill them to hear” for 500, Alex.

[forestfawne]

I. Want. To. Kiss. The. BABIE!!!

[nanocomputer]

when you google the lyrics of a song and realize you’ve been singing nonsense for 6 months

[paperized]

Pink roses

[tc-meme-queen]

Reblog with the name of your AC island in the tags

I just think they’re neat

[tc-meme-queen]

Lovin’ these names, keep ‘em coming

[momjock]

quand j’ai vu des politiques ici je veux crier à l’abîme et dit “ je sais le monde est horrible !!!! montre moi le bonheur !!!!! ” mon dieu ............

[momjock]

i cant explain it but my entire life ive wanted and waited for a tuxedo mask, but i got a barry bluejeans instead and my life is so much better because of it 

[wtiom]

bro shut up i’m trying to relive an emotional fictional moment

[reynaisalesbian]

one thing that NEVER fails to crack me up about the lightning thief is how everyone is like oh haha percy is so SLOW on the uptake, but it’s ABSOLUTELY not his fault nobody explains SHIT to him lol

[reynaisalesbian]

percy: hi mr brunner

chiron: oh that’s not my name actually

percy: um okay. does mr d stand for something?

dionysus: names are powerful things. you don’t just go around using them for no reason.

[reynaisalesbian]

percy: can someone tell me what the hell is going on

chiron: did ur mom not tell u anything?

percy’s mom: *is now dead, had been keeping secrets because it was dangerous to tell him which chiron should KNOW because HE DID THE SAME THING

[reynaisalesbian]

*percy sees the oracle* what’s up there?

chiron: not a single living thing

[reynaisalesbian]

luke: you’ll be in cabin eleven until you get claimed.

percy: how long will that take?

*nobody answers*

[reynaisalesbian]

and the ALL TIME WINNER:

annabeth: Monsters don’t die, Percy. They can be killed. But they don’t die.

[reynaisalesbian]

percy thru the entire first half of the lightning thief:

[genderoutlaws]

the thing about dykes, is that i love them

[partytarot-moved-deactivated202]

ok man...you’ve lost mutuals to them, now it’s time to lose your own damn self to them: which 2020 tumblr fandom will you convert your entire blog to overnight?

[kyloren]