Just some of the things I like

[mimisempai]

Nothing to say, just that I love Barisi 💗

[thatesqcrush]

RIP ME. This post is from the beyond.

[tropes-and-tales]

Rafael Barba:  First Time Hooking Up

The lovely @deliciousstarfishpanda moonwalked into my inbox and asked:  “May i please have a story with barba x readers first time after a night out with the SVU crew 🙂 the smuttier the better, maybe they hook up starting where everyone was drinking! Pretty please.”

You said, “pretty please,” and we stan those with manners ‘round these parts so here you go!

CW:  Obvious typos (sloppy typist, folks); too many words

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[adacarisi]

Rough sex with an angry, dominant and jealous Barba please? If thats okay

HELL TO THE YES…(Samuel L. Jackson voice) HOLD ON TO YA BUTTS!! AND Holy lord this is long, I spent hours on this. I think it was well worth my time. Keep sending requests, I am working on writing them all, love you guys, thanks for being so much fun!

You had been dating Rafael Barba for a few months now. You both had items of clothing and toothbrushes at each others apartment. You had even exchanged keys a few weeks ago. You had finally cracked his stone exterior and he was letting you in. You met his mother Lucia last week and it went fantastic. You no longer wondered who Rafael got his witty sass from. Tonight you were going to meet the squad a.k.a the group of detectives who your boyfriend spent all his time with. You were a little nervous but had heard great things from Rafael and you trusted his judgement. 

Everyone was already at the bar by the time you two arrived. The lights were dim and when you first walked in it was hard to see. Rafael led you over to a high top where three very good looking people sat.

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[peterscanavinofans]

We are celebrating first responders and essential workers all 👏 month 👏 long 👏

[tropes-and-tales]

Rafael Barba and Sonny Carisi and Reader:  “How about you make me?”

A short (short by my standards), smutty drabble from an ethereal anonymous type who asked for:  “How about you make me.” and/or “is this your first time?” With Rafael and Sonny (threesome, maybe?)

Both prompts are from the “Five Word Prompts” list from @melsquared79.

Author’s Note:  this is a Rafael Barba x Sonny Carisi x reader, NOT a pure Barisi piece.  Also, general content warning for heavy smut, light on plot.

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[rauligan]

Raúl’s Beard: The Legend Continues

[awed-frog]

possession is a solipsistic paradigm, vivian

[whumpslist]

Mayans M.C. episode 1.07 “Cucaracha/K'uruch”

Character: Miguel Galindo, portrayed by Danny Pino

Type of whumps: locked into a cell, mocked and threatened by another inmate, rough fight, many grunting and panting, bloody cut under eyebrown and bruises on his hand, limping.

[mommakat32]

His arm muscles while he is strangling the guy 🤤

[sirfrogsworth]

[brawltogethernow]

Never appreciated their mascot once before now but I’ve gotta admit that Ramen Ram is great syllable reuse.

[the-bi-bilingual]

The Sunflower Seed Viking seems historically accurate

[quousque]

Grape Knight

[sgt-graves]

Queso Coyotes

[domlerrys]

Schools don’t have a mascot here, so I’ll just be known as

Toast.

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

Well the closest thing we had as a mascot was the human skeleton in the semi-abandoned science room, so

Cake Skeleton

[destiel-is-real-idgaf]

“Racist KKK Symbol I Refuse To Name Aloud” French Fry

(I wish I was kidding. My school had just barely let black people attend classes when I went to the school. We used to have race fights every Friday because the white kids kept beating us up by the huge KKK symbol that WAS our school mascot)

[incarnateirony]

Oh jesus previous poster, and here I thought my Pasta Patriot was bad.

[ltleflrt]

“Sausage Pirate”

*snrk*

[unforth]

Pegleg Oreo

Yes really

(Or if I do it in the order they say I guess its Oreo Pete? Our mascot is a caricature of Peter Stuyvesant called Pegleg Pete)

[eyesofatragedy67]

Twinkie Raider

I’m not even mad about it…

[jupiterjames]

Earl Grey Eagle

I’m motherfucking SOPHISTICATED now!

[mayalaen]

Protein Shake Globe

[jevvnose]

Tums Wolf

[gluten-free-pussy]

Avocado bear

[rosethorn213]

Water tiger.

[free-range-tiddies]

Fruit Snack Eagle

[wakandamama]

Cherry Tornadoes

[breanime]

Mimosa Pirate

[mommakat32]

The Pizza Brave

[beccs]

i have never in my life fallen so madly in love with a television show before. sure, i have one or two other shows that i feel passionate about, but nothing that even comes close to how i feel about schitt’s creek. as everyone says, i wish i had started it earlier so that i’d be able to experience the whole thing right from the beginning but unfortunately, i only tuned in january 2019. i cannot express to you how wonderful this fanbase is and how loving and kind everyone has shown themselves to be. this is such an open community, every single person is thoughtful and non-judgemental. i have met so many incredible individuals through watching this glorious canadian tv show and i couldn’t be more thankful. i truly, TRULY have no idea how i’m going to recover from it ending. there was something so magical about this world that they created that i felt like i belonged to, even as a viewer, and the thought of never being able to return to it is heartbreaking.

[ohlexa]

Simply the best.

[ilya-rozanovs]

Open Mic vs. Happy Ending

[lousolversons]

David/Patrick + every kiss on Schitt’s Creek (2015-2020)

[tropes-and-tales]

Rafael Barba Prompt:  “I would say I outdid myself…”

Because your girl is lazy and has a queue that is shamefully full, I’m combining two requests.  The first is:  

“I’d kill for a Barba writing with something from the good place prompt list! Maybe 26 or 43? Honestly, would be happy with any of them lol. They’re all so good.”  (“The Good Place” prompt list can be found here, and I used number 26 – “I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good.  So I simply did myself.”

And the second is:

Hi!! Can you please do a story with Barba and reader. She’s a profiler assigned to svu and decent friends with Barba. She’s good at reading criminals, but bad at reading signs from guys. She accidentally lets this information slip to him and fluff ensues😚

Rafael Barba would never say that it was love at first sight with you.  He knew better than anyone that a beautiful woman was more likely to break one’s heart, and idiots who believed in love at first sight were just dealing in future pain.

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[dailypeterscanavino]

          Peter Scanavino interview at JoyFulheart [ X ]

[frederickchiltoon]

[mommakat32]

His fingers! 😍🤤