Hi! My name is Maya. I live in the southwestern US.
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I own a tattoo shop and a tattoo/piercing/art/medical supply store.
My ask box is always open. I reply when I can, although you should probably be ready for me to start dropping stupid jokes in your inbox once you open that door 😝
Fandoms
· Supernatural · Stranger Things & Anything Joseph Quinn · Hannibal · Stargate Atlantis & SG1 · Star Trek · The X-Files · Angel the Series & Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Dexter · Fargo · The Blacklist · Venom · OFMD ·
Tags List
• #mayaselfanalyzes = sensitive subjects including 4buse and C/S/A
• #mayamha = Maya Moves His Ass - weight loss, diet, exercise, etc.
• #mayahighblogs = posting when i’m high
• #actually-schizophrenic = stuff about schiz
• #hallucinations = about my hallucinations
• #this is me complaining = venting about pretty much anything
• #this-is-my-life = about the shop
• #my-family = apparently my family is very entertaining 💀
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under the cut is a Cast of Characters – a list of everyone in my life with bio for each
My Family/Family Friends:
Addy - AC’s 7-year-old daughter (I used to refer to her as “the 1yo” a lot)
Andre - AC’s 17-year-old son (I used to refer to him as “the 10yo” or “the 11yo”)
Asshole Cousin (aka AC) - Charlie’s daughter and the cause of a LOT of my problems and stress
AC’s Husband - I refuse to name him or AC because they suck
Bonnie - Marissa’s sister-in-law, married to Perry, lives in California with her husband and two children
Brent (aka Stalkerboy) - he lives out of state now, but we grew up together and he is one two stalkers I have, and I’m glad he doesn’t live here anymore
Carol - my aunt, mom’s sister, Charlie’s sister, is bipolar and is one of my stalkers, has had creepy obsession issues with me since I was a teenager
Charlie - my uncle, mom’s brother, Carol’s brother, had a traumatic brain injury a few years ago and isn’t the same person he used to be, is very difficult to deal with
Cynthia - Marissa’s older sister and the second of two adopted children
Deidre - AC’s mom and divorced from Charlie years ago, moved out of state, was and continues to be a horrible bitch
Diana - Marissa’s sister (born a week after me) and one of two biological children Marissa’s parents had – Marissa and Cynthia are adopted - Diana recently died
Dominic - Marissa’s oldest son, my cousin, brother of Meagan and Jamie, and recently got married to Lilly, has ADHD
Jamie - Marissa’s youngest son, my cousin, brother of Meagan and Dominic, lives with his grandma
Jesse - Lucia’s husband (who died a few years ago) and step-father to AC’s Husband
Jilian - my mom’s friend from back east who moved out here 10 years ago and stays with us 3-4 days every other month and is an awesome houseguest
Josie (aka Stalkerboy’s Mom) - she’s just as insane as her son Brent, but still comes out here to visit from time to time and talks on the phone with my mom a lot
Kaylin - a girl AC and I grew up with who found herself in an abusive relationship and called us to come get her (she helps out with the shop)
Lilly - Dominic’s wife and new to the family
Lucia - AC’s Husband’s mom, pretty decent person but keeps enabling AC and AC’s Husband
Madelyn - my mom, the sanest of the bunch, but has seizures and other physical issues
Marissa- Charlie’s wife and technically my aunt but since she’s two years older than me and her little sister is exactly my age it was decided (mutual decision) that she isn’t called my aunt because it squicked both of us out :D her kids are Meagan, Dominic, and Jamie
Meagan - Marissa’s oldest, my cousin, sister of Dominic and Jamie, and divorced from Ryland
Maya - me :)
Nelson - my dad, Robyn and Sean’s uncle, old fart, and general asshole
Perry - Marissa’s younger brother and the second biological child of Marissa’s parents – lives in California with his wife Bonnie and their two kids
Robyn - one of my cousins, the best of the bunch from my dad’s side of the family, who died a few years ago, leaving behind three kids, was schizophrenic and bipolar
Ryland - Meagan’s ex-husband, has Asperger’s, pretty nice guy and a great match for Meagan (I feel bad for him over the divorce)
Sean - my cousin, Robyn’s brother – he was schizophrenic and didn’t handle life well, having died a few years ago, was the one I always looked to because I was worried I’d turn out like him
At the Tattoo Shop:
Alexis - tattoo artist hired, then quickly fired at the shop
Allison - piercing apprentice who worked at the shop for a few months, got fired for bad behavior/unsafe practices, and had all her friends leave bad reviews for my shop
Arynn - an artist who has been at the shop since July 2019 and is awesome
Ash- tattoo artist who has been with us since 2014 and was in a bad motorcycle accident in 2016
Blake - tattoo artist who worked at the shop in 2019 for a month then went home to Wyoming only to come back September 2020 and start working at the shop again
Connor -a junior artist and piercer who came from Wyoming with Blake and is working at the shop
Draven - a really awesome artist I’ve been trying to get into the shop for years who just agreed to come and started working there at the end of November 2020
Evan- tattoo artist and piercer who was with us for 4 years (Allison was his apprentice)
Lee - tattoo artist who was with us for 3 years but was fired at the end of 2018 and works in another shop but comes in to visit and buy supplies
Marco- tattoo artist who was at the shop for about 6 weeks in 2019 before being fired for drug use and other issues
Ryan - tattoo artist who was with us for 4 years and quit to go into electrical work in 2019 - we got along really well and I MISS HIM SO MUCH!!
Saul - tattoo artist who has been with me the longest (me and my family knew him before we opened the shop and he was the only one we requested to work there) and does all my tattoos
Tasha- Ryan’s girlfriend
*none of these names are real – I stopped using their real names years ago after a few people decided to harass the guys at my shop – but the first letter of each name matches the real person’s first name
paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for experimental elective dental surgery where they fill my mouth with shark teeth so i can give worse blowjobs
disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.
I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.
I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.
I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.
the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.
so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.
Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.
I don’t know a lot, but I gotta imagine falling from grace to fuck the Michael sword feels pretty great for a lobotomized rebel angel w/ a cracked chassis
