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Bryan Kneef
Rafael Barba
Rafael Barba x Other Characters
Other REE Characters
Sonny Carisi
Joe Velasco
Mike Duarte
Headcanons & Drabbles
Writing Challenges (Kinktober, etc.)
no, i dont lose hyperfixations. theyre just moved to a different, slightly less used, shelf in my brain.
hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god
ok i just started watching svu (starting with season 14) and i am so into rafael its ridiculous (also raul in general bc i absolutely adore that he’s openly bi and also a theatre nerd) and i dont have anyone to rant to about him so many apologies but the things i would let that man do to me (and do to him) is wild and i wish i was embarrassed about it
Welcome to EsparzaNation and the best hyperfixation to have! You can always chat me up about him! And yes, we would all let that man step on us and say thank you! He is so !!!!!!
I absolutely love ur Rafael barba fics ! I’ve binged every one-shots and series in the past 2 days !!!! I was wondering if you’d ever consider writing more since I’m absolutely hooked.
Maybe a series where reader is a SVU detective and has a long secret love affair with barba and he doesn’t want to go public but she does - they argue and she ends up leaving for a year (undercover or whatever u think) then appears back but with a CHILD !!!! And everyone’s shocked that the baby is literally rafaels twin and maybe they co parent first and then a slow burn back to lovers ?
Just a thought that’s I’ve had all day and I’m dying for someone to bring it to life and I feel like your the perfect person
I’m talking fluff - angst - heavy smutttttt !!!
Thank you so much! I’m currently on a Barba hiatus but fear not, now that idea is in my mind, I’m sure it’ll take root! If you’re in need of some more Barba to quell the thirst, I suggest binging the following authors here:
@madpanda75
@beccabarba
@storiesofsvu
@melk917
@adarafaelbarba
@plaidbooks
@mrsrafaelbarba
They are all fantastic writers!
This is the money butt.
It only appears every 124078932423 posts. Reblog in 12 minutes, and money will make its way to you in the next 48 hours.
money butt god bless
I have never seen a money butt before
All hail Butt Money
*le gasp* The money Butt?!?!
It’s not everyday you get to reblog a money butt!
Everyone go wish @beccabarba a very happy birthday!!!!!
do it scared. do it stupid. but most importantly, do it bitching and moaning the entire time
so here’s a fun story about this movie. guess who loves this movie? me! i do! i love this movie. i love this movie so much that when i was in the 7th grade and i saw “first wives club 2” on pay per view i was like: HELL YEAH!! FIRST WIVES CLUB TWO!! NO ONE TOLD ME THERE WAS A SEQUEL!!!
here’s the synopsis for first wives club 2:
disgruntled first wives take their ex-husbands’ new lovers under their wing.
sounds great, right? awesome viewing material for a precocious 11-year-old.
so i buy this movie, and like, three minutes into it i’m starting to feel suspicious?? like it’s really low quality and my girls are nowhere in sight?? how come none of the first wives are the same?? how come they’re alone in a bedroom with mood lighting?? why is she taking off her shirt?? why are they both taking off their shirts?? WHY ARE THEY–
here’s what i did not know about first wives club 2:
it is a lesbian porno of no relation to the beloved 1996 classic.
so of course i, horrified that i’ve accidentally bought porn on my family’s account (and in that state of panic that kids work themselves into whenever anything regarding sex is mentioned), quickly shut off the TV and go upstairs and watch an episode of veggie tales to like, cleanse my soul and apologize to jesus, and that’s that.
EXCEPT, OF COURSE:
you have to pay for pay per view.
so the end of the month comes and i have completely put this incident out of my mind, haha, i accidentally bought porn, how funny, TELL NO ONE. right? and i’m sitting at a nice dinner with my mother, my stepfather, and my very religious aunt deb, and we’re just talking about farm things, whatever, when suddenly my mother puts her fork down and says, “okay, there’s something we need to discuss. as a family.”
AS A FAMILY.
and i’m like, running through a list of people i know who could conceivably be dead, and fantasizing about my mother announcing that she’s going to buy me My Own Computer Just Because U Earned It Kiddo, and she pulls out a piece of paper that says DIRECTV across the top. and i’m like: OH NO.
“i received the tv bill today,” my mother said, and i was like, shoveling potatoes into my mouth as fast as i could because i knew that when i went to PORN PRISON they weren’t going to feed me this kind of quality starch. “does anybody want to tell me who purchased the pornography?”
as a reminder, a quick table survey:
my mother, surprised and disappointed by the porn bill (innocent)
my stepfather, a grumbly old cowboy who just wants to sing along to kenny chesney and watch the hunt for red october (innocent)
my aunt deb, a super religious catholic whose best friend is a nun named Sister Placid (innocent)
me, the 11-year-old with a mouthful of potatoes who definitely purchased the lesbian pornography
silence.
my mother said, “i’m not going to ask again.”
silence.
my aunt looked at my stepdad. my stepdad looked at my aunt. NOBODY LOOKED AT ME, THE 11-YEAR-OLD WITH A MOUTHFUL OF POTATOES WHO DEFINITELY PURCHASED THE LESBIAN PORNOGRAPHY.
my mother shook her head and put the bill down. “this was incredibly inappropriate,” she said. “skip, deb, whoever. buy that shit on your own time. i’m not paying for it. what if molly had seen it?”
WHAT IF MOLLY HAD SEEN IT?
“don’t expose my kid to that crap.”
DON’T
EXPOSE
MY KID
TO THAT CRAP
“if you want to watch porn, fine, but do it in private and don’t expect me to pay for it. i can’t believe one of you did that in the living room.”
I CAN’T BELIEVE ONE OF YOU DID THAT
IN THE LIVING ROOM
but molly, why didn’t you own up to it and explain that it was an accident?
are you fucking kidding
i did not want to go to porn prison
the fun conclusion to this story is that i never owned up to it, which means that there are 3 people in the world who have not solved the mystery of the lesbian porn. a quick survey:
my mother, who lives every day wondering whose porn she paid for
my stepfather, who probably wishes he knew less about his wife’s sister’s porn preferences
my aunt, who probably wishes she knew less about her sister’s husband’s porn preferences
but molly, why don’t you own up to it now, with the safety of time and distance and the knowledge that porn prison isn’t real?
are you fucking kidding
this is the best thing i’ve ever done
*flies past*
omfg did you guys see that????
Convo I legit just had.
the following blogs all have great barba x reader stories: @tropes-and-tales-archives @storiesofsvu @tinyboxxtink @mrsrafaelbarba @thatesqcrush @prurientfanfics and i am absolutely forgetting people but also i'm extremely tired sorry.
Thank you soo mucch🩷🩷 it's fine this is alot thank youuu
Thank you sm for the rec!! ❤️
girl get off that c.ai and embrace the 'x reader'
Share 6 of your fictional crushes
Tagged by @plaidbooks —thank you!! In no particular order… I cheated and added a 7th, ha!
1. Bryan Kneef
2. Bucky Barnes
3. Bobby Nash
4. The Rated R Superstar, Adam Copeland
5. Valkyrie
6. Joel Miller
7. Yelena Belova
Tagging: @beccabarba @witches-unruly-heart @detective-giggles @madamsnape921 @madpanda75 @youreverycolor @melk917 @storiesofsvu @zoeykaytesmom @mrsrafaelbarba
Alright I forgot to add some honorable mentions:
Harvey Specter…
Will from The Good Wife
And it goes without saying…
Rafael Barba is my day 1, always.
Share 6 of your fictional crushes
Tagged by @plaidbooks —thank you!! In no particular order… I cheated and added a 7th, ha!
1. Bryan Kneef
2. Bucky Barnes
3. Bobby Nash
4. The Rated R Superstar, Adam Copeland
5. Valkyrie
6. Joel Miller
7. Yelena Belova
Tagging: @beccabarba @witches-unruly-heart @detective-giggles @madamsnape921 @madpanda75 @youreverycolor @melk917 @storiesofsvu @zoeykaytesmom @mrsrafaelbarba
