Patron Saint of Shower Smut

God doesn't spy on your thoughts, telepathy isn't real, and there's no such thing as Thought Crimes.

[ltleflrt]

Hello!

Yes I know my blog is flagged as mature.  Y’all will just have to set your settings to allow you to see me 😆

To make life easier, here are my tag pages 😁

I’m on bluesky and pillowfort, under the same name.

(Or my whole dang Archive)

ltleramblings (where i say stuff about things)

oops i ficced (apparently i like to write stories)

writer’s angst (writing is hard)

fic idea (my muse tortures me)

fic ideas (i forget which tag i use, so you get both!)

watching spn (all the originals from when i started liveblogging)

rewatching my show (post finale spn rewatch)

John Matthew Shepard (my OC Shepard from the Mass Effect trilogy)

Gabe Hawke (my OC Hawke from Dragon Age 2)

Caelnir Tav, Kestrel Tav, Gethin Durge (my OCs from Baldur’s Gate 3)

Here’s my AO3 if you somehow weren’t aware of it already lol (my fics are now archive locked...if you were reading something and it disappeared, you’ll need an account to read it.)

I also have some side blogs for purely fandom stuff if you’d prefer not to see Random Everything That Strikes My Fancy.  @eezoandlyrium is for Mass Effect and Dragon Age content, @fellforthehunter is primarily Destiel with a side of spn and actor side projects, @welcome-jmart-shoppers is for The Magnus Archives, and @fuck-yeah-astarion is for my Astarion BG3 thirst.

I occasionally get people asking if I have  Ko-Fi, and I do, but I don’t need the money right now.  Instead, please support my favorite websites with a small donation to AO3, or buy me some Tumblr crabs.  Thank you, I love you!

[jaydenskyle]

Actually, the funniest thing that Warhorse could do is make it so that in the opening of KCD3, Hans and Henry have a hunting trip and they get ambushed like the beginning of KCD2, but if you chose to make Hansry canon, they have an afternoon delight right before the ambush and you get the post coital buff for the first fight of the game, so that the optimal way to play the game at least at the start is to get the Gay Sex Buff.

[talyris]

⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️

[misfitlunatik]

On this side of Heaven’s gate. 💛

[evvergreen]

i think i deserve $7,000,000 for everything i've been through tbh.

[violue]

i don't have any children, so one day when i die please put "she is survived by all her favorite ships" in my obituary

[kaidenchii]

collide like two stars for a while💫

[serifyism]

Let me put this out there real quick. Only once.

We are all in this together. I don't consider myself a very prideful person a lot of the time, but I know that we are fighting together. There is no room to 'punch down' in this environment, there is no room for hate between ourselves. If you demonize just one of us, they will eventually demonize you. We have to love each other, that's what pride is. If you feel hate for any one of us then you are a traitor to pride and a traitor to your brothers, sisters, and siblings of all kinds. Especially now, when so many of us are still well and truly fighting for the mere right to exist as we are.

Hate has no place in the word pride.

[teh-nos]

this fic is so good i hope i write it

[angelsdean]

crazy to me when ppl forget cas is Literally a jock. he has led multiple armies (teams) and he's mr. battle strategy (gameplays). he is thee quarterback. he is ruthless on the (battle)field. and every angel is obsessed with him either in a fangirl way or seething with jealousy. or they straight up fear him and fight flight fawn in his presence. thee only person who sees him as uwu soft dorky angel nerd is DEAN bc dean has pink heart-shaped glasses on at all times around him. and even then, he knows he's a badass soft dorky angel nerd.

[depsidase]

[do-not-u-dare]

Stole this from somewhere but i think it’s appropriate

[by-ilmater]

but brutus is an honorable man

[dduane]

If you don't want LinkTree putting your imagery into AI... get out now

Just canceled my account (not that I used it that much). But I won’t permit this. Via @unaminh.bsky.social:

IMPORTANT: For any artists/writers/etc etc, using Linktree to point people to their work, from 5 July, they'll be feeding all imagery you use on your landing page into DALL-E by OpenAI.

…Just so you know.

[need-him-pregnant-poll]

NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT *SEASON TWO* ROUND 4 POLL 7

TUMBLR! Who's getting pregnant?

Leon Scott Kennedy (Resident Evil)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

Voting ended onJun 3

PROPAGANDA:

[Leon]

"he needs an excuse to get a break from work and he would look so beautiful pregnant. 🫃🏼 bonus points if its a B.O.W baby."

"Give me that handsome man. Will take him as a young man or as a grey fox in the newest game . Give him an excuse to retire his knees hurt. He would have a lil girl and name her something cute."

"Everything I have ever learned about this man is from friends who like putting him in situations so I thought I’d do my part."

"Top 3 most breedable men in the franchise without a doubt. His emo phase during Vendetta needs to be studied bc I fear he was either in postpartum depression or on his cycle."

Leon propaganda from last season

[Dean]

"He killed Hitler, he deserves it."

"He's so breedable, and he'd love it so much."

"He’d be hotter and that's enough."

"THE OG OMEGA!"

"He’s called himself Sam's mother, he said he’s nesting, he’s great with kids. He is The Omega, out of all of his sex scenes he has never been on top, he gets disproportionately flustered when men flirt with him as opposed to women. He deserves to be pregnant and eat pie and relax for once damn it."

"Look at his face and you simply cannot deny that man needs to be pregnant. He’s The Omega tm."

Dean propaganda from last season

[spanishfishes]

Canadiens head coach Martin St. Louis wouldn’t be surprised to see an NHL player eventually come out as gay.

“I think forget sports … I think we’re in a society now that people do come out,” he said.

There’s no doubt there have been gay players in the NHL before and that there are some today. But they obviously don’t feel comfortable coming out publicly in a league that still has a well-earned reputation for being an “old boys’ club.”

About 25 years ago, Tom Harrington was a CBC sports reporter and host of the Sports Journal magazine show. He was researching a story about an NHL player who was gay while working with a go-between who ran a support group in Toronto that helped professional and amateur athletes who were gay. Harrington was told there was a “prominent” NHL player who had been thinking about coming out.

During the next year-and-a-half, Harrington said he worked with his go-between trying to convince the NHL player to do an interview, but the player was “extremely reluctant and afraid he’d be exposed.” Harrington tried to arrange a phone interview or a meeting with the player, who asked if his voice could be disguised in a phone call in case Harrington recognized him. Harrington promised the go-between he would never reveal the player’s identity unless he permitted it.

“It was a step closer to the beginning of something, but it was also a window into just how terrified he was, and it said a lot about the culture at the time in professional male sports, where players didn’t feel they could even take the initial step to come out, let alone reveal themselves,” Harrington said in a phone interview Tuesday.

Harrington said the player eventually decided not to come out, saying he was too scared of the impact it would have on his family, hockey career and his life after hockey.

“I remember saying at the time (to the go-between): ‘You know, there are a lot of people who would be very supportive of him. There would be businesses lining up to sponsor him to have him as a spokesperson. I’m telling you, there’s an untapped market for someone like this … the Jackie Robinson of gays in sports.’ But, ultimately, it failed.

“I never knew who the player was and to this day I still don’t know who it was,” added Harrington, who retired last year after almost 44 years at CBC.

thinking of this guy this pride month

[newrider]

[wamscoastsmoker]

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

[notsocialphobixanymorelmao-deac]

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

[wamscoastsmoker]

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[pwhyxco]

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

[wamscoastsmoker]

get spooky

[tshifty]

how does this appear every june

[likeimbrandnew]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

[hellscape-of-sarah-blog]

it’s june

[prinxiety-logicalitysanderssides]

T I M E T O G E T S P O O K I N G Y’ A L L

[imin-loveanon-deactivated202006]

LEE IT’S JUNE

[weirdsthenewnormal]

GAY HALLOWEEN TIME

[2am-soda-deactivated20211215]

y’all know what fuckin month it is 😎

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

It’s pride month everybody!!!!!!

[msbarrows]

I hope I'm online when it happens. I want to see a sudden flood of crab rave memes right after refreshing my dash, and in the middle of it all, the Castiel news meme. That's how I want to learn of it; not through anything solemn or serious, but via overwhelming silly celebration.