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yeah I'm a fag. what about it . shows you a little boucy ball from my pocket with a giant bite taken out of it. now scram. ass hole

howtofuckyourkramer

i thiunk thats called a hospital 🏥

gothdoggygirl

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

meow-moment

boybortion

Waiter oh waiter more salt in my wound please!!!

dogpuppy

bats-online

reasons to switch from the automobile to the helicopter as society's main mode of transportation

it is dramatically more complicated and will make transit harder

many more fatalities will occur

offering the required training will cost us unfathomably

everywhere would be insanely loud 24/7

500% increase in fossil fuel emissions

you can rappel out of them

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froggribs

horreurscopes

never forget the universal rule of the order of things: People Will Not Read It

horreurscopes

signs at stores? émail? menu ?? instruction ? post online ? caption with andswer to question ? group hand outs ??? street sign ??? no. The Written Word Is The Enemy

lasrina

#The number of compliments i have gotten for reading a thing

The ability to occasionally Read A Thing will make you a hero in your workplace, especially if it is for example an error message that tells you what you need to do differently, or instructions on unjamming a printer.

stephaniematurin

how dare you say we put jam in the printer

oneheadtoanother

largishcat

i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

pokeballvictim

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety