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Maybe its a good thing Dooku turned to the dark side and Qui-Gon died

Could you imagine the Clone Wars (lets say they still happened cause it's funny) with the entire linege?

Could you imagine an episode with Yoda, Dooku, Qui-Gon, Obi-wan, Anakin and Ahsoka?? I think Rex, Cody and whoever poor Qui-Gon and Dooku's clone commanders would've found a way to retire early

padawansuggest

They couldn’t do this because the clones would have gotten so annoyed they would have found a way to end the war early.

everythingfox

The quickest karma

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Your daily dose of cat memes

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Your daily dose of cat memes

a-simple-moisture-farmer

one of those time travel AUs where Vader goes back into his body as Anakin before he fell to the dark side and fixes everything. Palpatine is dead, the Jedi are alive, and everyone's happy. He never found out who Luke's twin sister was, but that's fine because this time around he'll get to know both of them from birth. The twins are born and Padmé says she wants to name their daughter Leia! :) And Anakin thinks, Hmm. Looking back I can see that Princess Leia was a good person, and we were only enemies because I went and became a Sith. Okay we can name our daughter Leia :)

Years pass and Leia starts growing older. The Organas adopt a completely different girl. Anakin's looking at his daughter like no, it can't be. No way. Do NOT tell me that Princess Leia was Luke's twin all along, but time keeps passing and it becomes increasingly apparent that this is indeed the case, and now he's having a Crisis

a-simple-moisture-farmer

apparently I'm physically incapable of posting an au and then not drawing something for it

lil-ace-of-spades

Who's ready for s3?

Based on this post that @insertmeaningfulusername shared on the Star Dads server <3

saprotrophix

forcearama

Vader: [text] Hello. Leia: 🤨 who is this? Vader: This is Lord Vader. I require information from you, and you will provide it. Leia: lol what???? do you have the wrong number? did the emperor forget to install an update?? Vader: look here girl i know u know where he is and i know he helped u a few yrs ago and u better get talking RIGHT NOW Leia: who?? omg you are so weird istg Vader: U KNOW THIS IS ABOUT KENOBI. Leia: obi-wan??? that kenobi???? Vader: OBVIOUSLY THAT KENOBI Leia: sry geez i wasn't sure if you meant my friend and hero obiwan kenobi who loves me and buys me stuff, or if you were talking about some other kenobi Vader: lol ok well hes MY friend but whatever Leia: lolllll omg sure Vader: look his whereabouts are critical to the security of the galaxy. u dont want the galaxy to be in danger do u???? Leia: ill take my chances. pretty sure obi-wan isnt the one I have to worry about. Leia: he's sooooo handsome now btw he took a shower and *everything* ✨ major glow-up. he looks so happy on the life day card he sent me this year. 🤩 Vader: that is of no concern to me. I DEMAND his coordinates. Leia: lol even if I did know them i'd never tell you. i know what you did to him!! Vader: [pause] wait how did YOU find out about that?! those pics were supposed to b private!!!!!! Leia: um whoa ok i meant that you set him on fire and tried to kill him???? what are YOU talking about?? Vader: WHERE IS HE Leia: BITE ME YOU OLD BUCKET OF BOLTS. shouldnt you be somewhere kissing the emperors butt right now???? Vader: ha ha, ok, look i was just kidding. obiwan and i are cool w/each other. i just wanna visit him and say hi. like i said hes my friend too!! my BEST friend even. we go way back. Leia: well sorry to disappoint but i dont know where he is and i wouldnt tell you anyhow. also I bet he's not actually your friend. My dad said his ACTUAL best friend died a long time ago and THAT'S why he looked like hed been run over by a bantha when i first met him 💔 Vader: ffs for the last fucking time his friend's not DEAD that was just a METAPHOR i was using for drama idc what he says Leia: how would you know??? are you hanging out with a lot of jedi these days??? I bet his BFF was 1000000x more powerful than YOU Vader: FFS Vader: ok you are SO insufferable omfg can u PLEASE just. tell obiwan to call me. soon. i need him. Leia: nope Vader: ill buy you a pony Leia: 🙄 i already have 5 ponies. im a princess. 👑 Vader: UGH FINE. i grow weary of this discussion. Vader: just dont tell him i was asking about him ok???? its not a good look for me Leia: 😏 ofc i wont. never

sauntervaguelydown

genuinely, we should bring back bumppads and other bits of padding to get a fun fashion silhouette in our clothing. Forget all this stuff about "flattering your natural body type" or "getting the perfect body" or whatever. Let's just put some fake ass and thighs into the skirt and call it a day.

nonasuch

I mean, this is the thing. For a large chunk of human history, nobody thought your actual human body was supposed to be shaped like the currently fashionable silhouette.

Like, a given person’s ability to meet the standards of fashion was very much tied to wealth and class, but the standard was “be able to strap on the various foundation garments required to fill out the dress, which is ideally made from as much expensive fabric as you can possibly afford.”

A lot of people today talk about stays and corsets as instruments of torture, but they don’t seem to notice that we absolutely do still have a fashionable silhouette that changes cyclically. It’s just that now, if the clothes don’t fit you right, the problem is not your lack of crinoline/bum roll/sleeve supports/bustle/bust improver/whatever — it’s just you. Your body is the thing you’re supposed to change.

And, frankly: fuck that.