[momslut]

me, using a ouija board: A... L... I... V... E...

friend: alive? ALIVE?? is it saying it's alive????

me: idk i'll keep going

me: S.. T.. A.. Y.. I.. N... A.. L.. I.. V.. E..

friend:

me: shit this is a Bee Gee board

[thathomestar]

[popculturediedin2009]

victoria beckham at the dmv was a classic reality tv moment

[weloveshortvideos]

[dangxiety]

[feraligatr]

me as a dj: *raises and lowers volume randomly*

[spongebob-daily]

[mediaplay-deactivated20130204]

[plasticprince1-deactivated20120]

[lsdzeppelin-deactivated20180206]

‘Tis the season

[weloveshortvideos]

[funnuraba]

[that-gif-person]

[momslut]

me: *applying eos lip balm*

brain: bite into it

me: what why

brain: Egg

[swagpizza]

what do you get when you mix alcohol and literature?

[swagpizza]

tequila mockingbird

[flailing-nerd]

F. scotch Fitzgerald

[afiercebadrabbit]

Ernest Hemingway

[kingrudegyalchina]

[420moshdad]

[skynohoshi]

i swear these kids must have watched one of those basketball anime