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[mon-chert]

no pinned learn my lore through trials tribulations biweekly incomprehensible posts and autism fueled half mile long ramble tags or learn nothing

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[ryebreadgf]

[thebagelhut]

[maxxie-or-smth]

every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[dimmadoome]

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

[i-restuff]

ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

[wheelie-sick]

sometimes people experiencing psychosis and/or mania will come up to you on the street and talk in confusing or upsetting ways. your job is to either have a regular human-to-human conversation with that person or politely leave. your job is not to call 911. do not call 911. you might kill that person if you call 911.

[wheelie-sick]

I don't even have the energy to screenshot and respond to your tags- what the actual fuck is wrong with you? "the cops are scared and rightfully so" "mental health calls are the scariest for cops" OH so this isn't about the safety of psychotic & manic people this is about piggy feelings?

and no, actually, this is not USA specific and no, actually, people from other countries should not ignore this post. police violence and sanism weren't invented in the US and they are certainly not unique to here. if you (or anyone) thinks that this bullshit doesn't happen elsewhere then you are not listening.

[headspace-hotel]

cops r Some Guy with a Gun

do we want Some Guy with a Gun in this situation? answer is usually "NO"

[uncivilliberties]

This is legitimately useful reframing. A while ago I started replacing the word "cop" in my vocabulary with "a man with a gun." It really puts things into perspective.

This homeless person is making me uncomfortable. Should I call [a man with a gun]?

My neighbor is having a loud party. Should I get [a man with a gun] involved?

There are some teenagers skateboarding. Do you think [a man with a gun] would get rid of them for me?

It makes it very clear what you're saying. I can call a man with a gun to threaten or hurt someone mildly inconveniencing me. You're not calling the cops, you're calling A MAN WITH A GUN into a situation that does not warrant a firearm handled by a volatile lunatic who will not be held accountable for his actions.

[headspace-hotel]

^ ^ ^

[sumetal]

if leon kennedy was a little bug with a long proboscis it'd be called resident weevil. but he's not and it's not and i just don't know anymore

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[inolienkiki]

8 years later and still no other show is doing it like DARK. Story starts with a kid going missing, and they’re happy to explain to you exactly where he is and what happened by s1e5. Every plot twist is both extremely guessable and devastating. One of the main characters of the first season is put in life imprisonment and they’re just There For The Rest Of The Show. It’s actively unusual for a recurring character to not die onscreen. The petty drama of every interaction feeds directly into existential horror. Every episode ends with a ~3 minute musical montage while all the characters sit with their quiet tragedies. There’s four or five different characters who provide mysterious voiceovers. One of the recurring quotes is a line from a thrash metal song about a zombie. You could count the number of times the main character smiles on your fingers. There’s at least seven different conspiracy boards put together by various different people and all of them are wrong about important details. A new major character shows up in season 2 who is completely unrelated to any other plot thread and who is so unbelievably unlikable and inconvenient it wraps back around to being thoroughly entertaining. Two of the less important characters met and got together in a plot taken straight from a Wattpad fanfiction— he was a fugitive murderer, actively bleeding out, who randomly popped out of the woods to pull a gun on her bullies— and they have the healthiest relationship in the show. Another character tries to start a romantic relationship by dropping in on his soul mate’s high school class, and despite the fact she’s never met him before and he looks terrible and his hands are actively covered in blood and she already has a boyfriend this somehow actually works? but she murders him the next day anyway for unrelated reasons. Every one of the characters can leave their hellhole hometown anytime they want and yet none of them even try. Only one of the show’s three scheming masterminds ever actually finished high school. oh and, you want to watch the show? have fun keeping track of 34 recurring characters played by 71 different actors, you worm. watch with subtitles not dubs

[omtai]

they should invent a cigarette that gives you vitamins and hrt and shit

[infectiouspiss]

TESTOSTEROEN CIGARETTE BEING SMOKED BY A BUTCH DYKE OUTSIDE THE BAR SHE SHOTGUN THR SMOKE INTO MYMOUTH I GET SO HARD I PASS OUT SMASH MY HEAD AND DIE

[infectiouspiss]

sorry that was meant for the tags

[omtai]

it’s okay. You’ve painted a beautiful and true picture

[hurngry]

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[sadisopodhours]

Whenever I finish any show, book, or piece of media I’m always like “yeah that was good but it wasn’t as good as German science-fiction time travel thriller Dark (2017)”