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[mon-chert]

no pinned learn my lore through trials tribulations biweekly incomprehensible posts and autism fueled half mile long ramble tags or learn nothing

[feluka]

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

[skittypilled]

the fairies and i did not make any figgy pudding. nobody is welcome to join us

[mutimatuti]

[hungry-skeleton]

Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

[hungry-skeleton]

Girl you do NOT want my scared ass behind the wheel I'll take you all with me whether I'm trying to or not

[marinella-ela]

[phoenixwrites]

#that giraffe is being so cute and curious and gentle#and that is running full speed because this is the worst fucking day if his LIFE#like IMAGINE having your butt gently scooted by the snoot of a pressence so massive#your body is not designed to even see high enough to see the top of#abd hes just gently nudging you along as you run for your life as fast as your legs can carry you#giraffe is playing humans are enjoying turtle is living out a cosmic horror story

[anime-books-and-movies]

✨️The giraffe✨️:

Vs.

The turtle:

[pineplapple]

I remember october like it was yesterday

[shiraishi--kanade]

Not to be non-American on the american website but the drinking age being set to 21 is so hysterical to me in some contexts

[shiraishi--kanade]

Reading a movie review atm and a 18 years old character gets drunk and the reviewer is like "at only 18 mind you," like can you people actually hear yourselves. Surreal. Only 18. Fuck me

[karimimi]

Only 18 notes on this post?

[shiraishi--kanade]

This post is now old enough to drink in the USA

[c3rvida3]

I keep getting this Etsy ad where this person says, "My personal style wouldn't be what it is without self-expression," and every time, I'm floored by what an absolute nothing sentence that is.

[drowinginaseaoftears]

[stormphoenix]

[funky-lettuce]

do you ever just wake up, open tumblr and—

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hey why the fuck are you juggling on • my post you’re interr•upting my —

DUDE YOUR BALLS ARE ALL OVER MY POST

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[spiralstaircased]

people are getting high as fuck on new stupid drug called "night drawing" its making them stay iup all the goddamn night drawing. and brother let me tell you. the drawings. not even good

[shadow-schemer]

HE'S SO CUTE!!!11!!1!11 😩😩😩😩 /shows everyone a rotting corpse

[witchdisk]

if I were to meet my clone, absolute first step is fucking. zero communication necessary we both know what's up. maybe like a single nod.

[spiribia]

dude why did you just walk up to me and quicksave

[kosmogrl]

the sun is starting to set at 7pm now

[human-pet-they]

closes my eyes and tries really hard to develop a "humiliating job interview" sexual fetish so my life becomes easier

[loveridden1999]

[whyenn-reader]

disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day

[whyenn-reader]

HOMOPHONIC PHRASES HOMOPHONIC HOMOPHONIC SOUNDALIKES RHYMES ECHOS

HAVING AN EXTENDED LIBRARY OF HOMOPHOBIC PHRASES DOES NOT HELP YOU WITH FREESTYLING UNLESS YOU ARE EMINEM.

[whyenn-reader]

NOT THIS ONE IM BEGGING

[arikot27]