monafie

Bitches think I'm crazy, but I'm normal, I just come off as a psychomaniac

[mollivanders-deactivated2012022]

[ruinedchildhood]

[komiago]

brooklyn 99′s first bleep was a bleep done well

[daddyhiccup]

This might be my new favorite B99 joke of all time.

[mcavoy]

[mitsoukos-deactivated20141212]

urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions

[sickjacket]

if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious

[audreyhepbuns]

Please don’t post any Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip (2015) spoilers.

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

alvin is killed by his son simon

[neverbiso]

Nobody is busier than a person who does not want you.

[diekingdomcome]

Reread it again and process it

[cantcontrolthegay-deactivated20]

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

[amelia-pond-inthe-tardis-blog]

“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

[pugs]

[teerofinale]

Are you a top or bottom?

I’m an experience

[bareback-bieber]

just say ‘bottom’

[ugly]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[elisamaza]

lmao

[lady-redhaired]

[cutekittensarefun]

This cat has a cat on it

[lord-kitschener]

Two of them

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

my neck, my back

they hurt, they are Sore

[mjalti]

when ur parents start talkin shit about ur personality