astral

a nerd, but dumb about it

[monarchofcats]

intro post!

no name but astral is fine

pronouns: they/them or it/its

mbti: intp

fandoms or obsessions, in no particular order:

piano and classical music

AURORA (singer)

basically all of biology*

cats + snow leopards

frieren

genshin

promise of lingyun

omniscient reader’s viewpoint

the amazing digital circus

jpop and kpop

doki doki literature club

project sekai (hatsune miku: colorful stage!)

gong fu tea brewing

19th century british romanticism

crime and punishment

kind of dostoevsky in general but i haven’t read much

same goes for kafka

and vonnegut

side blogs:

officalverse (mostly unused): @pandora-offical, @standard-deviation-offical and @robespierre-offical

repost: @astral-reblogs

officalverse but also cool @biology-nerd-offical

tags:

#astral speaks: just me ranting. also I’ll improv some tags for venting, answering asks, etc

#astral’s hyperfixations: caution! will yap my head off and yours.

#cpposting: crime and punishment stuff

#moots: moots I guess

avdotya romanovna raskolnikova is my religion

*except ecology

[leshermes]

June 1st is TOMORROW. It means that GAY PEOPLE will exist, but only for ONE MONTH. Do not forget to buy your tickets to see them NOW, or else you will have to wait AN ENTIRE YEAR to be able to meet them AGAIN.

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[monarchofcats]

i am going to revolutionize the entire mental healthcare system. “oh but you’re only 14” nothing is too ambitious for those with ambition. carve a way with a shovel made from your will. shoot for the fucking moon, and i’ll see you among the stars.

[irvnwithsciss0rs]

we might only be 14 but everyone successful was 14 once. the mental health system in america is dysfunctional and stupid and cruel, it needs to be fixed as soon as possible. fixing the mental health system is important and we as a community can do something to fix it

[monarchofcats]

i am going to revolutionize the entire mental healthcare system. “oh but you’re only 14” nothing is too ambitious for those with ambition. carve a way with a shovel made from your will. shoot for the fucking moon, and i’ll see you among the stars.

[catchymemes]

[monarchofcats]

my adhd literally does not let me watch a video of instructions because i can just Have the information i do not need to follow the Word For Word process

[monarchofcats]

sorry give me a sec i forgot how sexy rapiers are

[monarchofcats]

hobbies include: pretending to be drunk over text

[catchymemes]

[monarchofcats]

the rapiers are making me moan. forgot how fucking sexy those handles are. ughghrhhhh

[azuremist]

I DESPERATELY needed someone to tell me this as I grew up in leftist online spaces. So now I am going to tell YOU:

If you

Check what you sent over and over to make sure you didn’t say a slur instead of “hello how are you”

Fear that someone will find you thinking not-leftist-enough thoughts and will call you out and ruin you

Feel you have to make your intentions clear and over-explain your actions

Find yourself consistently resisting the urge to engage in reassurance-seeking WRT being a good enough ally to marginalized people

Stay up late endlessly debating political ethics in your head

Have a set of actions that you take after discovering you made a morally wrong decision so that you can atone, which you rely on for reassurance that you are not a bad person

Would rather not make a decision at all than make a decision that is the lesser of two evils, but is not morally pure

then I am gently, but firmly, requesting that you look into moral scrupulosity OCD.

[monarchofcats]

what I wouldn’t give to read my poems for the first time

[demilypyro]

ok look I don't deny that I'm lucky to have had surgery but. you know streaming doesn't make that much right. I'm not rich. I make minimum wage. you can put the pitchforks down. my country just has affordable healthcare

[monarchofcats]

I’m not a trans woman so I don’t know if that’s actually a term, but the word “neopussy” is taking me out every time

[writing-prompt-s]

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

[juliuscaesarofficial]

[smallbottleofhand-sanitizer]

uhhh what is the profession?

am i a small bottle of hand sanitizer?

[stephanieyumyum]

i am a cannibal idk

[jame-dumb]

Skin :3

[tj-spankoffski]

a girl.

[atlas-at-aperture]

im very pretty in pink

[mygodwhat-haveyoudone]

idk but whatever I did I fucked it up like real bad

[ashishere0w0]

I am. here????

[the-skin-stealer-offical]

Breaking my hiatus for this

Ok im gone for real now. On break.

[theokoles-dartagnan]

so I’m both a gladiator and whatever the fuck d’Artagnan was (I forgor)

[imb0ring]

I’m boring

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

This will be me in like two months when I am about to leave my job and I come out to my coworkers because I can haha

[duality-the-chaos-god]

I have become a god

Sorry guys all food is potato now

[imacanofsprite]

hm. How do I Sprite™ for a living? Vending machine operating maybe

[irrelevantsarcasmghost]

I think I’m just like an abandoned tourist attraction I mean when you mix irrelevant with sarcasm ghost you get me and I just forgot what I was talking about so anyway

[lightsabersandbluecookies]

So I’m a jedi weapon. That is apparently edible.

Nice.

[random-indian-girl]

So I’m random, Indian and a girl… I basically do nothing out of the ordinary kk

[your-average-shit-poster]

I make average shitposts on social media for a living ig

[monarchofcats]

it is i, the benevolent leader of the feline kingdom.

[staff]

Just added “Likes”: an easy way to let people know that you like their posts.

[shayberri789]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[monarchofcats]

not the tumblr staff and all the unnecessary updates. change this back or i’ll boycott for real

[satan-offical]

One year ago today the officalverse was founded (complete lie)

So... HAPPY NATIONAL OFFICALVERSE DAY!!

I MADE A CAKE! IT'S MADE OF INK AND PAPER AND IT'S VERY GOOD!

I am so proud of what the officalverse has come to, it's grown so much and it grows every day. Keep going everyone, you're extraordinary, you're amazing, you're you, and thats the best thing you can be!

Happy officalverse day!

[autistic-angel-linniel]

I wanna go explore abandond churches and visit places that feel divine with fellow angelkin. I think it could be a fun experience and I could make friends.

[monarchofcats]

yesyesyes!!! i love historical religious architecture

[homosexuality-offical]

i love you guys btw like so much I’m so happy i made a tumblr

[math-magic-mischief-and-mayhem]

That’s gay

[homosexuality-offical]

are you telling me you expected anything else from this account?

[monarchofcats]

my my, how the turntables have tableturned…